Not that you actually win anything, but...here's my entry.
(With apologies to the BeeGees)
Stayin' Alive!
Well, you can tell by the way I wear my sword,
That I'm for hire, and I'm never bored.
I like my dungeons cold and taverns warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
But it's all right, yeah, it's O.K.
You may look the other way.
But you'll be back, And, yes, you'll pay,
When the zombie swarm appears one day.
Whether you're a fighter
Or whether you're a hider,
It's about stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Townsfolk are shriekin'
'Cause the demons got 'em freakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Somatic Hand Jive.
Well now, I roll low and I roll high,
And if I fail my save, I wanna cry.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes,
I'm optimized, so I just can't lose.
You know it's all right, it's O.K.
I'll live to see another day.
You my friend, on the other hand,
You'll get rezzed, if we can.
Whether you're a caster
Or whether you're a blaster,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Magic seal is breakin'
And Golarion is shakin'
But we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Somatic Hand Jive.
This trail is goin' nowhere.
Somebody help me.
Hey ranger help me, yeah.
This trail is goin' nowhere.
Hey ranger help me, yeah.
(synthesizer solo)
Whether you're a grabber
Or whether you're a stabber,
It's about stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Murderous hobo,
Or Virtuous solo,
We're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Somatic Hand Jive.
This trail is goin' nowhere.
Somebody help me.
Hey ranger help me, yeah.
This trail is goin' nowhere.
Hey ranger help me, yeah.
Not anymore. Now it's "retro."