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We're all about 12 inside our heads.
I hang out with college kids, So I keep forgetting that I'm not 20 anymore.
Not for a long time now,... ;P
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Apparently, I hang out with College Kids Nekkid.
THIS could could be a problem,... The institution frowns on such behavior. <Puts wizard robe back on>
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You're only as old as you feel, in which case I'd say I'm still firmly stuck in my late teens, maybe early twenties.
Really the only thing age has taught me is knowing when to keep my fool mouth shut, which I still fail at, so.
Yes. This.
Especially, I'm WAY to close to pushing the big FIVE-O and I STILL fail epicly at keeping my fool mouth shut.
Some things just never change,...
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The bad news is... you're not a kid anymore.
The good news is, that doesn't feel nearly as bad as it will in twenty years.
Hey... hey... HEY!!!!
David = Almost 30
NobodysHome = Almost 50 = David in twenty years = HEY!
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The bad news is... you're not a kid anymore.
The good news is, that doesn't feel nearly as bad as it will in twenty years.
Hey... hey... HEY!!!!
David = Almost 30
NobodysHome = Almost 50 = David in twenty years = HEY!
Nobody cares.
Well, Aranna, I will be happy to tell you that Sissyl is a demon from the Realm of Atland webcomic. Where that came from, however, I have no idea.
Well, Aranna, I will be happy to tell you that Sissyl is a demon from the Realm of Atland webcomic. Where that came from, however, I have no idea.
Not even a demon made of agave hemp? goblin babies are mildly disappointed.
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I'm 26 and if it wasn't for bills I'd hardly be considered an "adult".
I have a year to prepare an ambush for 40, I won't get older without a fight.
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Well, Aranna, I will be happy to tell you that Sissyl is a demon from the Realm of Atland webcomic. Where that came from, however, I have no idea.Not even a demon made of agave hemp? 1d4 goblin babies are mildly disappointed.
Were we talking Prunes, man I could go for some Prunes, and a nap.
Are... are those kids on my damn lawn...
Prunes always give you a good run for your money.
I have a year to prepare an ambush for 40, I won't get older without a fight.
Just be careful. When you hit 40, 40 hits back. HARD!!!
Well then I'll just have to buy a fast car to escape...
It occurs to me, Mid-life crisis is mislabeled, I purpose it should be referred to as a Mid-life escape plan.
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Guys, don't worry. You don't have to worry about turning forty. Life ended at twenty, the rest is just you brainnnnnnnsing around.
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Lies. If that was true we wouldn't have to pay bills.
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lol no
Lies. If that was true we wouldn't have to pay bills.
Here here!! ;P
Da#n bills.
Da#n kids on my Da#n lawn,... :(
Nope, that was me.
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NaNo Update:
Day two was rough. I was soooo tired and I had to go grocery shopping, take the kidlet to the doctor, and attend parent teacher conferences. Had to give up after writing only 1300 words. Was so out of it that when I was picking up my things I stubbed my toe on the bed and spilled tea all over the blanket and my hair. My reaction time was just so slow that I couldn't stop it. It was like a slow motion Baymax fall. End result: I missed my word count goal and I had tea in my hair.
Day three I got to sleep in since the kidlet was off of school. Managed to catch up by writing 2700 words. But every one of those words was as painful as convincing a preschooler to eat their vegetables.
Day four: Today's word count is brought to you by the department of redundancy department. And procrastination. So much procrastination. Seriously, this thing is not flowing well. Ugh. Why did I think this was a good idea again?
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...But every one of those words was as painful as convincing a preschooler to eat their vegetables...
Careful! Some preschoolers are freaks of nature.
Impus Major at 4: "No, dad! I don't want french fries! I want broccoli!"
Nobody wonders why at 14 he's 4'10" and all of 95 pounds. His lunches are still fruits and vegetables. I even tried to add little fruit cups, but they come in light syrup and he thinks they're "too sweet".
Yeah. I hate him and his insanely-healthy tastes.
...But every one of those words was as painful as convincing a preschooler to eat their vegetables...Careful! Some preschoolers are freaks of nature.
Impus Major at 4: "No, dad! I don't want french fries! I want broccoli!"
Nobody wonders why at 14 he's 4'10" and all of 95 pounds. His lunches are still fruits and vegetables. I even tried to add little fruit cups, but they come in light syrup and he thinks they're "too sweet".
Yeah. I hate him and his insanely-healthy tastes.
The preschoolers in this metaphor were more of the Ugh! I won't eat that! I think it might have touched a vegetable once! variety. :P
And that sounds....like a very different experience than what I had with either my siblings or the kidlet. It was more like eeeew.....things on my plate are touching! I don't want to eat any green food! Or orange food either! No, I don't like this raw! This is gross unless it's cooked! I found a piece of onion in this! I'll never eat it again! And so on.... :)
Off to work soon, midweek shifts suck, we're picked over from the weekend and not yet stocked up for the weekend to come.
Also because we're training new people we have entirely too many people there asking me questions I should know but have forgotten, now I know how Creed felt on The Office.
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...But every one of those words was as painful as convincing a preschooler to eat their vegetables...Careful! Some preschoolers are freaks of nature.
Impus Major at 4: "No, dad! I don't want french fries! I want broccoli!"
Nobody wonders why at 14 he's 4'10" and all of 95 pounds. His lunches are still fruits and vegetables. I even tried to add little fruit cups, but they come in light syrup and he thinks they're "too sweet".
Yeah. I hate him and his insanely-healthy tastes.
Ebon's daughter is like that:
The day you realize you just said "you can't have more broccoli until you finish your pizza".
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Impus Minor gets a win!
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1182 Posts? 24 Pages (2567-2591)?
Sorry. I love you guys, but... no.
I'll take a summary of what I missed over, like, two weeks. :D
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I have the most aliases, as far as I know.
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More ideas re: Wunian Orcs
Orcs beleive death is the only thing that truly exists in their world, and that just everything else is akin to an illusion. Choices made in life either bring death closer or keep it at bay, so the average orc does believe the food they eat is real(it keeps them alive), the weapon at their side is real(it keeps them to deal death), that the children they sire are real(which offer them a strange immortality of a sort), etc. But the average orc doesn't care much for money, creature comforts or other such things- the world is largely an illusion, and pursuing something that isn't real is foolish in the extreme. Orcs take this attitude to their intimate relationships as well, which are as passionate and tumultous as they are brief, with an emphasis on mulitiplicity and repeat performances over exclusivity and isolated moments of passion.
Orcs believe that all a being is and ever will be resides in the head(and spine to a certain extent), and so have a martial tradition that revolves around cracking skulls open with their beloved slings, maces and other bludgeons, often carved to depict the tales of those who have wielded the weapon in the past. On occasion, great warclubs will be fashioned from the thighbones of particularly impressive beasts, especially large prey animals whose meat served to feed an entire family during lean times. Decapitation is a reserved for those deserving a particularly ignominious death, for a smashed and broken skull allows for a soul to leave the body all the faster- the soul lingers in a severed head like a prisoner in a gaol(as evidenced by the twitching eyes and moving lips). Orc warriors take great pride in displaying the smashed skulls of common foes and the perfectly whole skulls of hated enemies.
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Ugh!
The beginning of extended hours, the week after Halloween and all the trainees means not only do I have an extra hour to pretend to work, all the newbies are doing the busy work!
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Welcome back TL. =)
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So many teenaged newbies with Justin Bieber haircuts wearing skinny jeans, and this being Wisconsin, none of them should be wearing skinny jeans.
Lol! Funny stuff!
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lol no
I know that skull from somewhere...
lol noI know that skull from somewhere...
all skulls look the same to me...
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1182 Posts? 24 Pages (2567-2591)?
Sorry. I love you guys, but... no.
I'll take a summary of what I missed over, like, two weeks. :D
Nobodyshome's son is totally going to get to second base with the Green God in Serpent's Skull.
Also Nobodyshome is a bad influence that teaches others to Smurf, tho it's not his fault, he's just really old.
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I'm also entirely too bored at work.
If anyone wants to see scary f*!$ed up looking dolls, search for Shopkins Shoppies, the eyes are what set them over the "whoa! Those are f!@$ed up!" Threshold.
I might be just that bored tho. :-)
How are Castlevania: Lords of Shadows 2, and Dragon Age: Inquisition for Xbox 360, I know David is a fan of DA: I but that's all. :-)
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Never mind, I just saw Minecraft is twenty bucks, I've been told by my daughter I need "cool" games, evidently Red Dead Redemption, Lego Indiana Jones, Fallout 3 and Skyrim aren't "cool"
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Dragon Age: Inquisition for Xbox 360
Prepare yourself, for a rift has opened in the sky, and software bugs spill forth like a flowing river.
Never mind, I just saw Minecraft is twenty bucks, I've been told by my daughter I need "cool" games, evidently Red Dead Redemption, Lego Indiana Jones, Fallout 3 and Skyrim aren't "cool"
Skyrim is for casual dorks. Real dorks play Morrowind.
Between Red Dead Redemption, Morrowind, Skyrim, and Dragon Age: Inquisition, you could make a full game just out of the bugs.
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~looks around my office~ How the Hell did I get so many computer video games? ~thinks~ Oh. yea. I was single for over 5 years. Plus I have a wife that does not mind me playing video games.
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My physical library of games is very small. My Steam library, on the other hand, is very much not.
As is my other digital gaming formats.
Same goes for books, actually. I have a lot of physical books, but I have a lot more on Kindle or PDF.
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Never mind, I just saw Minecraft is twenty bucks, I've been told by my daughter I need "cool" games, evidently Red Dead Redemption, Lego Indiana Jones, Fallout 3 and Skyrim aren't "cool"Skyrim is for casual dorks. Real dorks play Morrowind.
If they had a picture next to the definition of casual dork, I'm fairly confident it would be mine, or maybe Ben Affleck
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I'm right there with the dragon. Not only does my wife not mind video games, she found me shelving for them all. :D
Video games are ALMOST cheaper than crack. ~grins~