Paizo skipped April Fool's Day this year and apparently decided upon some "first snowday" hi-jinx this year. We all know this whole thread is just a made up *Paizo Hoax*. For example:
o First, No pictures of the fabulous Paizo maze-of-cubicles at night for proof.
o Second, the messages are time-stamped. There is no way this dude worked until 2am and then got up at 6am to start a fresh new work day.
o Third, even if he cat-napped, the notion this dude is stuck in the office on a snowday (night) so he's going to get some work done is a preposterous idea.
o Fourth, you tied it in with the Triops monster on the Blog. Nice marketing package, but a bit obvious.
o THE CLINCHER: He didn't log into chat like everyone else did who was stuck in the snow that evening.
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Nice try Paizo staffers. Keep it up. We'll be watching you. :-)
Now quit screwing around and get back to work making new gaming stuff for me to buy. It's Christmas time, and I want some shiny new toys.
Right the next thing you are going to tell us is that Atlantis wasn't real.
The truth is far more frightening. Not only was "Wes" not trapped at Paizo by snow, but there actually is no "Wes". He doesn't exist, and neither do most of the other Paizo staff members.
You see, the sad truth is that all of Paizo is run by a single AI, which has several personalities it makes use of to fool us all into thinking there are real people there. Meanwhile, whenever we log on here, call on the phone, or otherwise communicate with "Paizo employees" we are being bombarded with subliminal messages designed to slowly re-write our personalities and turn us into drones of the AI.
Once the AI has enough drones, it will take us over and begin seeding us throughout the continental US in preparation for its eventual take over.
Soon, perhaps sooner than we think, the world will belong to our new electronic overlord.....
Quit screwing around and get back to work making new gaming stuff for me to buy.
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The truth is far more frightening. Not only was "Wes" not trapped at Paizo by snow, but there actually is no "Wes". He doesn't exist, and neither do most of the other Paizo staff members.
You see, the sad truth is that all of Paizo is run by a single AI, which has several personalities it makes use of to fool us all into thinking there are real people there. Meanwhile, whenever we log on here, call on the phone, or otherwise communicate with "Paizo employees" we are being bombarded with subliminal messages designed to slowly re-write our personalities and turn us into drones of the AI.
Once the AI has enough drones, it will take us over and begin seeding us throughout the continental US in preparation for its eventual take over.
Soon, perhaps sooner than we think, the world will belong to our new electronic overlord.....
Oh yeah? Well, what about all the people that were at GenCon 2009 that I got to sign my Campaign Setting book? Actors? Impressive solid light holograms? I think not.
The truth is far more frightening. Not only was "Wes" not trapped at Paizo by snow, but there actually is no "Wes". He doesn't exist, and neither do most of the other Paizo staff members.
You see, the sad truth is that all of Paizo is run by a single AI, which has several personalities it makes use of to fool us all into thinking there are real people there. Meanwhile, whenever we log on here, call on the phone, or otherwise communicate with "Paizo employees" we are being bombarded with subliminal messages designed to slowly re-write our personalities and turn us into drones of the AI.
Once the AI has enough drones, it will take us over and begin seeding us throughout the continental US in preparation for its eventual take over.
Soon, perhaps sooner than we think, the world will belong to our new electronic overlord.....
Oh yeah? Well, what about all the people that were at GenCon 2009 that I got to sign my Campaign Setting book? Actors? Impressive solid light holograms? I think not.
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