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Dear LPM is there a job market for welders in MB?


Woodraven wrote:
Dear LPM is there a job market for welders in MB?

Hard to say, construction is kinda slow in the area ATM. However there are a few metal fabrication shops around so.....


Urizen wrote:

Dear Drow Brother from Another Mother,

Where can I get a spare liver?

Not to contradict LPM's wisdom, but I'd recommend 1) wearing a black turtleneck, expensive jeans, & loafers, then using the iLiver app to find a local spare, or 2) befriending Liz Lemon & Jack Donaghy, then hinting you want one for JagerFestivus.


Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Dear LPM is there a job market for welders in MB?
Hard to say, construction is kinda slow in the area ATM. However there are a few metal fabrication shops around so.....

Hmmm, Moorluck's Myrtle Beach Choppers has a nice ring to it.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Urizen wrote:

Dear Drow Brother from Another Mother,

Where can I get a spare liver?

Not to contradict LPM's wisdom, but I'd recommend 1) wearing a black turtleneck, expensive jeans, & loafers, then using the iLiver app to find a local spare, or 2) befriending Liz Lemon & Jack Donaghy, then hinting you want one for JagerFestivus.

First name: Best. Middle name: Recommendation. Last name: Ever.

Silver Crusade

Dear LPM,

Why can't doughnuts be better for me?


Celestial Healer wrote:

Dear LPM,

Why can't doughnuts be better for me?

Because then my angelic friend life would be perfect, and if life were perfect what would Heaven be like? It would destroy the fabric of the universe, and do we really want that..... yet?

Use my mentality, if I like something and it makes me happy so I don't go an axe swinging killing spree, ala the Sandpoint Chopper, then it may not be good for me, but it's sure as hell good for everyone else around me!

The Exchange

Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Dear LPM,

Why can't doughnuts be better for me?

Because then my angelic friend life would be perfect, and if life were perfect what would Heaven be like? It would destroy the fabric of the universe, and do we really want that..... yet?

Use my mentality, if I like something and it makes me happy so I don't go an axe swinging killing spree, ala the Sandpoint Chopper, then it may not be good for me, but it's sure as hell good for everyone else around me!

Wow your as logical there as

Spoiler:
Samnell or Lillith's Thrall

Crimson Jester wrote:
Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

Dear LPM,

Why can't doughnuts be better for me?

Because then my angelic friend life would be perfect, and if life were perfect what would Heaven be like? It would destroy the fabric of the universe, and do we really want that..... yet?

Use my mentality, if I like something and it makes me happy so I don't go an axe swinging killing spree, ala the Sandpoint Chopper, then it may not be good for me, but it's sure as hell good for everyone else around me!

Wow your as logical there as ** spoiler omitted **

O_O

To quote a wise man I once knew...

Spoiler:
Do you want to die son? ;)

Scarab Sages

Dear LPM,

Following up on the whole doughnuts good/bad discussion - Is it true that Dunkin Donuts are really made from a dwindling supply of ground up unicorn horn?

The Exchange

Aberzombie wrote:

Dear LPM,

Following up on the whole doughnuts good/bad discussion - Is it true that Dunkin Donuts are really made from a dwindling supply of ground up unicorn horn?

Are you saying that to continue to have those yummy sweets Sebastian must be allowed to procreate?

Liberty's Edge

Let's go for the big one. :-)

How many angels can dance on Obama's birth certificate? ;-)


Crimson Jester wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Dear LPM,

Following up on the whole doughnuts good/bad discussion - Is it true that Dunkin Donuts are really made from a dwindling supply of ground up unicorn horn?

Are you saying that to continue to have those yummy sweets Sebastian must be allowed to procreate?

That's almost gross enough to put me off doughnuts.

Almost.

Liberty's Edge

Unicorns make marshmallows!?


{looks around nervously} Dearest LPM,

Supposing, hypothetically of course, that one had offended a Power...
Are there any recommendations for not being eaten by the inevitable swift
Divine justice heading towards my general vicinity, aka Vicious Ninja
T-Rexes?

Feeling like the Surf & Turf Special,
Amby

The Exchange

Studpuffin wrote:
Unicorns make marshmallows!?

Wow I thought Sebastian did Skittles. Now we know the awful truth.

The Exchange

If I had any restraint I will not go home today and photo shop this.


Aberzombie wrote:

Dear LPM,

Following up on the whole doughnuts good/bad discussion - Is it true that Dunkin Donuts are really made from a dwindling supply of ground up unicorn horn?

Not at all, their made up of the stolen hopes and dreams of bright eyed children from around the world. That's why they're so yummy!


Crimson Jester wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:

Dear LPM,

Following up on the whole doughnuts good/bad discussion - Is it true that Dunkin Donuts are really made from a dwindling supply of ground up unicorn horn?

Are you saying that to continue to have those yummy sweets Sebastian must be allowed to procreate?

The sad truth is my friend, he already has.....

Spoiler:
dun-dun-DUHN!!


Cutlass wrote:

Let's go for the big one. :-)

How many angels can dance on Obama's birth certificate? ;-)

HEATHEN!!! ;)


Studpuffin wrote:
Unicorns make marshmallows!?

Yup.


Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

{looks around nervously} Dearest LPM,

Supposing, hypothetically of course, that one had offended a Power...
Are there any recommendations for not being eaten by the inevitable swift
Divine justice heading towards my general vicinity, aka Vicious Ninja
T-Rexes?

Feeling like the Surf & Turf Special,
Amby

When you fear retribution from "a Power", I recommend b~%+*-slapping said "Power" so damn hard that it's own momma wishes it had never been born.

Sometimes my dear Amby, you gotta keep the powers in check. ;)

The Exchange

Anything new in y our life?

The Exchange

Any chance of a posting blitz in the next few days to archive a rotten thread?


Crimson Jester wrote:
Anything new in y our life?

Yup, got a $.50 an hour raise and went up to full time, so things are looking up.

Silver Crusade

Lord President Moorluck wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Anything new in y our life?
Yup, got a $.50 an hour raise and went up to full time, so things are looking up.

Good to hear!

Liberty's Edge

Do you like Little Dragon?


+Pi


Leafar the Lost wrote:
+Pi

Stop doing that.

Dark Archive

Dear LPM,

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?

Sincerely,

Psycho in Michigan

The Exchange

He is just eating out.....

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