| Ambrosia Slaad |
Dear Drow Brother from Another Mother,
Where can I get a spare liver?
Not to contradict LPM's wisdom, but I'd recommend 1) wearing a black turtleneck, expensive jeans, & loafers, then using the iLiver app to find a local spare, or 2) befriending Liz Lemon & Jack Donaghy, then hinting you want one for JagerFestivus.
| Urizen |
Urizen wrote:Not to contradict LPM's wisdom, but I'd recommend 1) wearing a black turtleneck, expensive jeans, & loafers, then using the iLiver app to find a local spare, or 2) befriending Liz Lemon & Jack Donaghy, then hinting you want one for JagerFestivus.Dear Drow Brother from Another Mother,
Where can I get a spare liver?
First name: Best. Middle name: Recommendation. Last name: Ever.
| Lord President Moorluck |
Dear LPM,
Why can't doughnuts be better for me?
Because then my angelic friend life would be perfect, and if life were perfect what would Heaven be like? It would destroy the fabric of the universe, and do we really want that..... yet?
Use my mentality, if I like something and it makes me happy so I don't go an axe swinging killing spree, ala the Sandpoint Chopper, then it may not be good for me, but it's sure as hell good for everyone else around me!
Crimson Jester
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Celestial Healer wrote:Dear LPM,
Why can't doughnuts be better for me?
Because then my angelic friend life would be perfect, and if life were perfect what would Heaven be like? It would destroy the fabric of the universe, and do we really want that..... yet?
Use my mentality, if I like something and it makes me happy so I don't go an axe swinging killing spree, ala the Sandpoint Chopper, then it may not be good for me, but it's sure as hell good for everyone else around me!
Wow your as logical there as
| Lord President Moorluck |
Lord President Moorluck wrote:Wow your as logical there as ** spoiler omitted **Celestial Healer wrote:Dear LPM,
Why can't doughnuts be better for me?
Because then my angelic friend life would be perfect, and if life were perfect what would Heaven be like? It would destroy the fabric of the universe, and do we really want that..... yet?
Use my mentality, if I like something and it makes me happy so I don't go an axe swinging killing spree, ala the Sandpoint Chopper, then it may not be good for me, but it's sure as hell good for everyone else around me!
O_O
To quote a wise man I once knew...
| Ambrosia Slaad |
Aberzombie wrote:Are you saying that to continue to have those yummy sweets Sebastian must be allowed to procreate?Dear LPM,
Following up on the whole doughnuts good/bad discussion - Is it true that Dunkin Donuts are really made from a dwindling supply of ground up unicorn horn?
That's almost gross enough to put me off doughnuts.
Almost.
| Ambrosia Slaad |
{looks around nervously} Dearest LPM,
Supposing, hypothetically of course, that one had offended a Power...
Are there any recommendations for not being eaten by the inevitable swift
Divine justice heading towards my general vicinity, aka Vicious Ninja
T-Rexes?
Feeling like the Surf & Turf Special,
Amby
Crimson Jester
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Unicorns make marshmallows!?
Wow I thought Sebastian did Skittles. Now we know the awful truth.
| Lord President Moorluck |
Dear LPM,
Following up on the whole doughnuts good/bad discussion - Is it true that Dunkin Donuts are really made from a dwindling supply of ground up unicorn horn?
Not at all, their made up of the stolen hopes and dreams of bright eyed children from around the world. That's why they're so yummy!
| Lord President Moorluck |
Aberzombie wrote:Are you saying that to continue to have those yummy sweets Sebastian must be allowed to procreate?Dear LPM,
Following up on the whole doughnuts good/bad discussion - Is it true that Dunkin Donuts are really made from a dwindling supply of ground up unicorn horn?
The sad truth is my friend, he already has.....
| Lord President Moorluck |
{looks around nervously} Dearest LPM,
Supposing, hypothetically of course, that one had offended a Power...
Are there any recommendations for not being eaten by the inevitable swift
Divine justice heading towards my general vicinity, aka Vicious Ninja
T-Rexes?Feeling like the Surf & Turf Special,
Amby
When you fear retribution from "a Power", I recommend b~%+*-slapping said "Power" so damn hard that it's own momma wishes it had never been born.
Sometimes my dear Amby, you gotta keep the powers in check. ;)