Do these pants make my butt look evil?


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Shuriken Nekogami wrote:
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Shuriken Nekogami wrote:
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

Many different magic pants.

Pants that give a bonus to dancing would be nice.

Or some weird bonus for martial arts?

i agree. gi pants that increase the base critical threat range of a spinning roundhouse kick would be awesome. and for the record, i am an advanced (x5) nekogami rogue 20 monk 20 swordsage 20 master of the nine 5 shadow sun ninja 10 who appears to be a petite young japanese female due to my divine lifepsan.
As long as she is Hot and able to get into a club.
due to my near childlike appearance, i get asked for identifcation a lot. usually followed by me giving the questioner a spinning roundhouse kick to the head at many times the speed of light. i get in through force. another disadvantage of ceasing to age right before puberty. i will admit that appearing to be 12 at the age of 3,631 years is not bad. it's a tradeoff i like. i love the bloodshed. i also like my deceptive appearances other advantages, such as hiding my presence, meal discounts, discounts on various activities and other things, in exchange for the drawback of being unable to pass off my divine wisdom. as i said, bloodshed is fun.

Your new movie looks good.

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