Favorite PC (or NPC) Quotes


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My favorite had to be my Elven Wizard (who was good friends with the good natured but narrow-minded Elven Paladin) speaking to an important NPC who happened to be dressed in grey clothing. He said to the NPC:

"I see you're dressed in grey. I'm surprised my Paladin friend can even see you".

Grand Lodge

Bravo sir, bravo. *applause*


Thanks. :-) The really funny part though was the Paladin didn't get it at first. The Cleric had to explain it to him! The Paladin started arguing the point right then and there. Woooo... that was some good RP.


I have one from a fantasy LARP I played in during college. Two humans characters were speaking in character about the pregnancy of some relative and how she was close to giving births at nine months.

A friend playing a dwarf approaches: "NINE MONTHS!?! What do they come out bald and stupid?"

We never defined how long pregnancies last for dwarves or anything, but now dwarven pregnancies last 18 months and they're born with hair and sometimes the beginnings of beards.

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Geeky Frignit wrote:

I have one from a fantasy LARP I played in during college. Two humans characters were speaking in character about the pregnancy of some relative and how she was close to giving births at nine months.

A friend playing a dwarf approaches: "NINE MONTHS!?! What do they come out bald and stupid?"

We never defined how long pregnancies last for dwarves or anything, but now dwarven pregnancies last 18 months and they're born with hair and sometimes the beginnings of beards.

Power word:Lactate! Cast on a character when he finds out he's a single father.

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