This spell popped into my head while I was listening to Dr Demento.
Not sure how the spell relates to the song that was playing, since the song was Wierd Al's "Another One Rides the Bus" . LOL
Weapon of Awwww:
Level Wizard 3
School Transmutation
Casting Time 1 Standard Action
Components V, S, M (a piece of soft felt)
Range Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target One weapon
Duration 1 rd / level
Saving Throw See text
Spell Resistance yes
School Transmutation
Casting Time 1 Standard Action
Components V, S, M (a piece of soft felt)
Range Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
Target One weapon
Duration 1 rd / level
Saving Throw See text
Spell Resistance yes
You cause a weapon to become a plushie version of itself that does non-lethal damage when used. Special properties such as flaming do non-lethal damage as well.
A Will save will negate the effect on wielded objects. Unattended objects get no saving throw.