FAWTLhouse Five

[Aberzombie]

Damn CJ, that's just f%&~ed up.

[Crimson Jester]

Aberzombie wrote:

Damn CJ, that's just f!!!ed up.

Yeah.... it was an interesting 5 years

[Aberzombie]

I hate being called in to fix someone elses screw up.

[Celestial Healer]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

Oh, wow. Heh.

Yeah, I"m so embarassed by the process of getting fitted, I never stop to think about how the poor clerk feels. :D

I once jokingly asked if I could but hide in one of the rooms. The girl said yes but to make sure and bring a trash can for all the tissue I would need.

I was the one turning red when she laughed.

LMAO..Ewww! :P

Had a lady security guard stop me as I was leaving work....

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Yeah fun times.

Ewww....

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People are gross. I don't get what it is about things like that. When my partner worked at Old Navy, somebody defecated right on the floor of a dressing room, and a former co-worker who worked in a tanning salon went into one of the rooms and found somebody had done the same in a trash can.

[Justin Franklin]

Solnes wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Solnes wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Jess Door wrote:

Oh, wow. Heh.

Yeah, I"m so embarassed by the process of getting fitted, I never stop to think about how the poor clerk feels. :D

I once jokingly asked if I could but hide in one of the rooms. The girl said yes but to make sure and bring a trash can for all the tissue I would need.

I was the one turning red when she laughed.

LMAO..Ewww! :P

Had a lady security guard stop me as I was leaving work....

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Yeah fun times.

Ewww....

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Ain't retail grand?

Oh yea, I always loved it when people would change their kids diaper in the store.

[Aberzombie]

Yeah, I don't get the whole taking a dump in weird places thing. It's just messed up, the kind of thing even most kids have the better sense not to do.

[Aberzombie]

Justin Franklin wrote:

Oh yea, I always loved it when people would change their kids diaper in the store.

Makes a solemn vow to never be that guy!

[Freehold DM]

Okay. I MAY have overdone the wunian snow dance the other day. Getting home from work last night was an adventure and a half. We called out about 6 minutes early because the bars were rapped out and the roads were empty- a strange occurance in Brooklyn. A guy asking for directions slowly turned unto a snow golem before my eyes, we knew we had to get home. Fortunately we were just a few feet away from te traon station, and we were able to get on despite numerous automated announcements that allnyc mta service was no more. The train I got on went out of service when I was halfway home, so I had to get out and walk. The snow was beautiful but slippery, and I stopped several times to help what few cabbies there were at 2 in the am get out of snowbanks and on to the road. One of them gave me a lift, and I walked/slipped down tje rest of the street to my apartment. After stopping to help out a neighbor, I finally got upstairs where my wife harangued me for going out to work on a night like this. Today is definitely a snow day as the buses still are not running, amd in a karmic backlash I may miss my own game tomorrow. On the bright side, the wife and I got new smartphones, one of which I am using to post right now, so things are not all bad.

[Freehold DM]

Aberzombie wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Oh yea, I always loved it when people would change their kids diaper in the store.

Makes a solemn vow to never be that guy!

Of course you'll be that guy. We all become that guy sooner or later. when junior needs to be changed he needs to be changed.

[Emperor7]

It's not just retail. I work in corporate facilities. Our main office is 10 stories. We've dubbed the guy 'The Phantom'. He travels floor to floor. Spoilered for grossness -

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places TP in the bowl, then craps on it (largely), then leaves without flushing. Probably 'cause he knows it will clog. Hitting us like this about every day. Different locations.

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Our bldg ops mgr refers to the droppings as 'anaconda' sized. And it sticks up out of the bowl.

There's something not right in this guy's head. And his bowels.

[Justin Franklin]

Freehold DM wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Justin Franklin wrote:

Oh yea, I always loved it when people would change their kids diaper in the store.

Makes a solemn vow to never be that guy!

Of course you'll be that guy. We all become that guy sooner or later. when junior needs to be changed he needs to be changed.

It's called a bathroom and it isn't that far away, and even if you have to don't leave the diaper.

[Celestial Healer]

Emperor7 wrote:

It's not just retail. I work in corporate facilities. Our main office is 10 stories. We've dubbed the guy 'The Phantom'. He travels floor to floor. Spoilered for grossness -

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There's something not right in this guy's head. And his bowels.

As long as we're sharing gross stories...

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A friend of mine is in grad school. She said one of the women's bathrooms has a stall no one goes in. It has to be the work of multiple women for reasons that will become obvious.

It is daily backed up with feminine products and the... fluids... they are meant to protect against. Daily. Same stall, every time. It's like there's a club or something.

That takes the cake for grossness.

[Moff Rimmer]

Aberzombie wrote:

Yeah, I don't get the whole taking a dump in weird places thing. It's just messed up, the kind of thing even most kids have the better sense not to do.

Yeah for defecation stories...

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A good friend of mine used to work at Home Depot and found a nice pile right in the middle of the aisle. A little confused and thinking that no one could really do it right there, they looked at the security tapes. Sure enough, a middle aged man walked right to that spot, looked around to see if anyone was watching, dropped his trousers and let it go right there.

[Celestial Healer]

Also - Is it naptime yet?

[Solnes]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

It's not just retail. I work in corporate facilities. Our main office is 10 stories. We've dubbed the guy 'The Phantom'. He travels floor to floor. Spoilered for grossness -

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There's something not right in this guy's head. And his bowels.

As long as we're sharing gross stories...

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I find that women tend to be more gross than the men. We have a womens and mens room. All the men are guilty of is flushing the paper towels.

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There have been two separate occasions on which we have had to scrub feces off of the wall in the womens room. HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU HIT THE WALL???

[Jess Door]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

It's not just retail. I work in corporate facilities. Our main office is 10 stories. We've dubbed the guy 'The Phantom'. He travels floor to floor. Spoilered for grossness -

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There's something not right in this guy's head. And his bowels.

As long as we're sharing gross stories...

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I don't know. I mean, yeah, that's awful...but anaconda sounds worse to me.

[Solnes]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Yeah, I don't get the whole taking a dump in weird places thing. It's just messed up, the kind of thing even most kids have the better sense not to do.

Yeah for defecation stories...

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WTH?? People man...people are animals.

[Solnes]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Yeah, I don't get the whole taking a dump in weird places thing. It's just messed up, the kind of thing even most kids have the better sense not to do.

Yeah for defecation stories...

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WTH?? People man...people are animals.

[Solnes]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Yeah, I don't get the whole taking a dump in weird places thing. It's just messed up, the kind of thing even most kids have the better sense not to do.

Yeah for defecation stories...

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WTH?? People man...people are animals.

[Solnes]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Yeah, I don't get the whole taking a dump in weird places thing. It's just messed up, the kind of thing even most kids have the better sense not to do.

Yeah for defecation stories...

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WTH?? People man...people are animals.

[Solnes]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Yeah, I don't get the whole taking a dump in weird places thing. It's just messed up, the kind of thing even most kids have the better sense not to do.

Yeah for defecation stories...

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WTH?? People man...people are animals.

[Solnes]

Moff Rimmer wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Yeah, I don't get the whole taking a dump in weird places thing. It's just messed up, the kind of thing even most kids have the better sense not to do.

Yeah for defecation stories...

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WTH?? People man...people are animals.

[Moff Rimmer]

Solnes wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

It's not just retail. I work in corporate facilities. Our main office is 10 stories. We've dubbed the guy 'The Phantom'. He travels floor to floor. Spoilered for grossness -

** spoiler omitted **

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There's something not right in this guy's head. And his bowels.

As long as we're sharing gross stories...

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I find that women tend to be more gross than the men. We have a womens and mens room. All the men are guilty of is flushing the paper towels.

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Reminds me of Daddy Day Care. "I missed."

[Solnes]

Whoa...apparently the clone mechanism agrees very strongly with me. :/

[Studpuffin]

Emperor7 wrote:

It's not just retail. I work in corporate facilities. Our main office is 10 stories. We've dubbed the guy 'The Phantom'. He travels floor to floor. Spoilered for grossness -

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There's something not right in this guy's head. And his bowels.

Pffft, that's nothing. When I was a porter at a grocery we had:

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A guy come in who would come in and get in the motorized carts, then ride around the store shitting as he went, leaving a huge smear of shit in the cart when he left and causing all sorts of customer complaints. Then I'd have to clean that shit up. It'd be one thing if the guy was sorry, but he'd yell at us like it was our fault. We gave him the nickname "Adolf Shitler" as a result.

Glad I wasn't a bagger, though. He used to make them load his shitty car with groceries.

Also:

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We had a woman who'd come into the store and smear her shit on the walls and write her name in it. Thankfully, it was only on weekdays that it happened and I never had to clean it. Grocery is a b&$~@.

*twitchs at the memories*

[niel]

Solnes wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:
It's not just retail. I work in corporate facilities. Our main office is 10 stories. We've dubbed the guy 'The Phantom'. He travels floor to floor. Spoilered for grossness -

** spoiler omitted **

** spoiler omitted **

There's something not right in this guy's head. And his bowels.

As long as we're sharing gross stories...

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I find that women tend to be more gross than the men. We have a womens and mens room. All the men are guilty of is flushing the paper towels.

Spoiler:

For Grossness:

The manuver used is called the squat and hover. Often used in portajohns. and never pretty considering most portajohns on jobsites are only cleaned once a week- even in the summer.

[Emperor7]

Yeah, so many years, so many stories. Men and women. People can be gross. Deliberately. So sad.

[Celestial Healer]

This is the best conversation ever.

[Solnes]

Celestial Healer wrote:

This is the best conversation ever.

We should talk about popping pimples or something equally as gross next. :P

[Solnes]

Emperor7 wrote:

Yeah, so many years, so many stories. Men and women. People can be gross. Deliberately. So sad.

Its the deliberate part that gets me. Egh!

[Crimson Jester]

AZ wrote:

Yeah, I don't get the whole taking a dump in weird places thing. It's just messed up, the kind of thing even most kids have the better sense not to do.

another thing at Pennies.

for length:

I did get one cool video I would love to see. A really really large guy was trying to walk off with a ton of goods. They gave the security code for people to go help and it was right outside the door where I worked. So I walked out. And got a huge luggie right in the face. The man was huge. The Sears dockworker holding was bigger. I was pissed. Now normally we are to take people quietly to the security room to wait for the PD. this man had up to this point not been quiet or even cooperative. He thought he was too damn big for anyone to hold him down and his mouthy girlfriend, who did not take anything, thought she could yell us into letting him go.

So anyway I was upset. I grabbed this guys legs and picked him up like a sack of potatoes. Well the dock worker still had his back. We then carried him into the store until a security person told us to bring back out and the cops would meet us outside. So we spun him around and carried him back out.

he kept pleading with the dock worker to let him up his back hurt. He told him "If I let you up they jus' gonna knock you back down." His girl got arrested too. Not so much as an accomplice as a pain in the back side of the cops who responded.

The security department kept the video and showed it to me a couple of times. They found it hilarious we I just spun around and picked up the guy 3 tiems my size and it looked like I was going to rip him in two.

I do not know if they still have it or not.

[Urizen]

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I find it that the women's restroom tend to be worse than men's. The reason being is that the kids are usually brought into the restroom with their mothers to use them. I remember the time in the short stint I did work retail that I was called out to clean a mess. When I walked into the women's restroom and saw that the toilet had overflown because it was stuffed full of toilet paper and the urine and fecal matter was all over the floor, I promptly walked back out and told my boss that they don't pay me enough to clean that up and suggested that if they wanted to fire me on the spot, so be it.

They didn't ... because they needed me to make floor signs on the old printing press where you have to set up the type face, roll ink on it, and then transfer it to paper stock. I was 17 and I was one of few that could ... spell. This was back in '89.

[Lilith]

These tales remind me of why I do not work retail anymore.

[Crimson Jester]

I could regale you with the times I worked late at the gas station and strippers would come in. The fat ugly ones who worked at the crappy strip club. ~shivers at the memory~ Yeah never mind.

[Jess Door]

I have never been more grateful that I went directly from not being allowed to work in high school straight to factory work. @_@

[Emperor7]

Jess Door wrote:

I have never been more grateful that I went directly from not being allowed to work in high school straight to factory work. @_@

Did I ever tell you the stories from the steel reducing mill I worked in? Well,.....

[Woodraven]

Justin Franklin wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

FREEHOLD DM!!!!

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU AND YOUR DAMN INVOCATIONS TO SNOW!!!!!

shakes fist

DAMN YOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

I know longer believe in you!

He already made me miss a game night. That's the gamer equivalent of c&*%-blocking.

Not cool, FH.

Good news guys it is going to be 30 here today and tomorrow so that should be headed your way!

it was 41 here about 30 min ago

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I see that during my trip to HPB, CostCo, and the gas station, FAWTL has transfigured into the Poop Thread.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Stepson traded up when it comes to restaurant jobs: he's raking in the dough everyday.

[lynora]

Bryce had an awesome totally perfect day at school!!!!!!!! :D

*does happy dance of joy*

[Sharoth]

lynora wrote:

Bryce had an awesome totally perfect day at school!!!!!!!! :D

*does happy dance of joy*

Gratz!!!

[Aberzombie]

Woodraven wrote:

it was 41 here about 30 min ago

shakes fist

I envy you.

[Woodraven]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Stepson traded up when it comes to restaurant jobs: he's raking in the dough everyday.

are the neighborhood pets disappearing? ;P

I have worked fast food, gas station attendant, overnight stock, tax prep, security, and tax preparer. never once had any of the previous stories happen.

[Moorluck]

Jess Door wrote:

Taxes done! Whoo!

This is the first time in my life they turned out perfect. $0 owed, $300 Million return. :)

FIFY.

[Celestial Healer]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I see that during my trip to HPB, CostCo, and the gas station, FAWTL has transfigured into the Poop Thread.

Not completely.

Spoiler:

One of my posts was about menstrual fluid.

[Woodraven]

Aberzombie wrote:

Woodraven wrote:

it was 41 here about 30 min ago

shakes fist

I envy you.

should be heading your way

[Moorluck]

Woodraven wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Stepson traded up when it comes to restaurant jobs: he's raking in the dough everyday.

are the neighborhood pets disappearing? ;P

I have worked fast food, gas station attendant, overnight stock, tax prep, security, and tax preparer. never once had any of the previous stories happen.

Who wants me to regale them with some of the grossest moments from my job? :)

[Moorluck]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I see that during my trip to HPB, CostCo, and the gas station, FAWTL has transfigured into the Poop Thread.

Not completely.

Spoiler:

Edward Cullens dinner

**

What you meant to say. ;)

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Woodraven wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Stepson traded up when it comes to restaurant jobs: he's raking in the dough everyday.

are the neighborhood pets disappearing? ;P

I have worked fast food, gas station attendant, overnight stock, tax prep, security, and tax preparer. never once had any of the previous stories happen.

Nah, it' in a more upscale neighborhood. Also, it's Thai, not Korean.

;-P

LYNORA:
Yay!

[Moorluck]

lynora wrote:

Bryce had an awesome totally perfect day at school!!!!!!!! :D

*does happy dance of joy*

So did Kellen! :D

~Does happy parent dance with Lyn.~