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Liberty's Edge

Urizen wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Karen thinks I am weird.
thinks? That's like saying people think I'm a perv.

Pfft.


Naked honk for ToP? Wow.

Scarab Sages

staggers through the thread with a look of dawning horror in his eyes


Sorry to hear that about Callous Jack, but good to know.

I'll also pile on the Frazetta doc recommendation.

Man, it's hard to wake up this morning. Too much celebrating last night.

The Exchange

Frazetta's work is amazing, and he set a style that has been mimiced by many over the years. I don't think you can compare Frazetta to Adams though.... styles are too far apart. For my taste I still prefer the classic comic style opposed to a lot of the work today. But I'm sure one thing we can all agree on is that Liefeld should die....slowly and horribly....and I mean Hooksaw Mountain horrible.

Scarab Sages

Moorluck wrote:
But I'm sure one thing we can all agree on is that Liefeld should die....slowly and horribly....and I mean Hooksaw Mountain horrible.

+ a crap load.


Jess Door wrote:
Solnes wrote:
Anyone got plans for the weekend?

I start taiko lessons tomorrow! I'm doing the recreational track - the performance track requires you pass physical fitness requirements (I'm doing it to find an activity I enjoy doing to get into shape, after all...) and you end up performing publicly. Um...not sure about that yet!

Then tomorrow night a friend who's a little too busy with family stuff the last few months to game with us is throwing a party, so that will be fun. Then Sunday...Kingmaker!

Hrm. I will need time to work on Kingmaker stuff before Sunday....

...or I could just wing it! All the monsters attack Wolfthulhu!

TWICE!

TAIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I don't recall the name of it, but there is a Tenchi Muyo(one of the several series) song that is heavy on the taiko drumming, it is one of my favorite songs! I would love to hear taiko in japan, but I'm sure I'll be hearing it in the Cherry Blossom festival in Brooklyn Botanical Gardens as I do every year.


Jess Door wrote:
Solnes wrote:
So hubby and I are talking about trying to quit smoking...any tips/ideas?

A friend of mine recently quit. She found a hypnosis app for her iphone where this guy is speaking about how you don't want to smoke anymore. She'd listen to it every night as she dropped off to sleep.

She's been smoking 10 years and quit with only a single cigarette relapse a month or so in.

My parents spent years trying to quit. Mom would quit, but Dad refused, making it really hard on Mom. Everytime she had stress she'd relapse. Then Dad had life-threatening (unrelated to smoking) problems and fear of his own mortality finally got him to quit - so they're both able to stop now. It's been a couple years, so far so good.

QUitting smoking is just not easy. I wheedled and complained and aggravated my wife over it, but she only quit when she was ready and had a friend who also smoked as regularly as she did as her quit buddy. That last seems to be the most helpful- you need someone there to help you through it who understands what the cravings are like. Do you smoke more than Moorluck or less? If so, then you need to find someone who smokes at the same rate you do who is just as tired of smoking as you are.


Crimson Jester wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Crimson Jester wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Justin Franklin wrote:
LOL!! One of these days I really need to look up what all these rules are.:)
Rule 34.
Hey I showed you that :P. I posted it on your facebook wall.
yea but there seems to be more then rule 34.
** spoiler omitted **...
Where did you get this internet rule list? I must learn them and commit to memory to aid in my war of Internet conquest.
Urban Dictionary which pulled it from the 4chan site where it was conceived, and with most conceptions I assume copious amounts of beer.

Ah, 4chan. It's been a while since I've gone there.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Someone left the "film" Mamma Mia! playing on the 16" flatscreen in my floor's common room. There is no god.

Pierce Brosnan. My god. Who the hell told him he could sing?!?!


Moorluck wrote:
Am I the only guy around here who thinks Seoni needs to be re-imagined? I mean she is whorribly over done IMO.

Please turn your male card in to the nearest shredder.

And if you need implants to get to Seoni's modest level of femininity, then something is wrong. Or, to one of my best friends, quite right(he likes the waifish look).


Urizen wrote:
The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Leafy, did you see Pie?
Who the f&!& is Pie, and why does no one ever tell me when I ask?
** spoiler omitted **

Do not listen to him. Do not join Facebook. Remain on the straight and narrow path.


Moorluck wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
LPM and Paris are kin!!
The LPM and The one who can mop the floor with Chuck Norris are somehow related? The path to world domination is underway!

Turns out we're cousins, distant, but cousins no less.

Hey CH! is it still the most awesome Fawtl coincidence ever?

COOL!!!! It's always good to find family!!!


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
It scares the s*%% out of me that there are people who can't imagine life without cell phones, Facebook, or the internet.

I've been living without that second one for years and I'm just fine!

Not sure about cell phones either. If anything, I'm glad they broke the back of ma bell, especially in NY, but you can get me on my house phone just as easiily as you can my cell phone.


Moorluck wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
I never got too into comic books (just TMNT, Tank Girl and JTHM, really), but I like the art.

Yeh-heh!

Despite the horrible movie, which I kinda liked anyway, I loves me some Tank Girl.

Comics were my escape, sitting around and daydreaming about super heroes, and crushing on She-Hulk, got me through some of the darkest moments. I can't get into them today though, I know I may be in the minority but if I want dark and depressing I'll watch the news.

You and me both man. For me, it was Rogue. First southern woman(and later goth?!?) I fell for.


Lilith wrote:
Callous Jack had an attack of Life Stuff and has been absent from the boards.

Here's hoping he gets through that life stuff with nary a scratch. I had a bit of an attack this weekend, I'm hoping everything settles by Wednesday.


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's everything! :-D

Liberty's Edge

Freehold DM wrote:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's everything! :-D

You don't love me any more. I'm going to pout at my cat and have a cup of tea now.


Aberzombie wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
But I'm sure one thing we can all agree on is that Liefeld should die....slowly and horribly....and I mean Hooksaw Mountain horrible.
+ a crap load.

I don't get the "he should die horribly" hate for Liefield, which I encounter on a regular basis. I'm no fan- his ego DOES NOT match his skill- and while I found some of the things done to his characters humorous(if a little childish), I still would rather see him mature into something better than garden mulch.


Aberzombie wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
But I'm sure one thing we can all agree on is that Liefeld should die....slowly and horribly....and I mean Hooksaw Mountain horrible.
+ a crap load.

I second that.


houstonderek wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's everything! :-D
You don't love me any more. I'm going to pout at my cat and have a cup of tea now.

What kind of tea?


Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Am I the only guy around here who thinks Seoni needs to be re-imagined? I mean she is whorribly over done IMO.

Please turn your male card in to the nearest shredder.

And if you need implants to get to Seoni's modest level of femininity, then something is wrong. Or, to one of my best friends, quite right(he likes the waifish look).

I have to agree with you on the size of her figure, but I totally agree with Moorluck on the whole blond gypsy thing. It doesn't make her look exotic. It makes her look cheap. And that's coming from someone who has a bit of a thing for blonds.

Liberty's Edge

Freehold DM wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's everything! :-D
You don't love me any more. I'm going to pout at my cat and have a cup of tea now.
What kind of tea?

Hemlock, naturally.


Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
But I'm sure one thing we can all agree on is that Liefeld should die....slowly and horribly....and I mean Hooksaw Mountain horrible.
+ a crap load.
I don't get the "he should die horribly" hate for Liefield, which I encounter on a regular basis. I'm no fan- his ego DOES NOT match his skill- and while I found some of the things done to his characters humorous(if a little childish), I still would rather see him mature into something better than garden mulch.

Well, I guess you're just more mature than the rest of us. :P

The Exchange

Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
But I'm sure one thing we can all agree on is that Liefeld should die....slowly and horribly....and I mean Hooksaw Mountain horrible.
+ a crap load.
I don't get the "he should die horribly" hate for Liefield, which I encounter on a regular basis. I'm no fan- his ego DOES NOT match his skill- and while I found some of the things done to his characters humorous(if a little childish), I still would rather see him mature into something better than garden mulch.

Garden mulch is an old and honored tradition! I think Rob would be up to the challenge of helping plants grow, you obviously don't have the same faith in the man that I do.


Having one of those mornings. I woke up five minutes late, and then found out that my clock had slowed down again so it was really ten minutes late and have been running to catch up ever since.


Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
But I'm sure one thing we can all agree on is that Liefeld should die....slowly and horribly....and I mean Hooksaw Mountain horrible.
+ a crap load.
I don't get the "he should die horribly" hate for Liefield, which I encounter on a regular basis. I'm no fan- his ego DOES NOT match his skill- and while I found some of the things done to his characters humorous(if a little childish), I still would rather see him mature into something better than garden mulch.
Garden mulch is an old and honored tradition! I think Rob would be up to the challenge of helping plants grow, you obviously don't have the same faith in the man that I do.

lol. Awesome comeback. :D

The Exchange

Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Am I the only guy around here who thinks Seoni needs to be re-imagined? I mean she is whorribly over done IMO.

Please turn your male card in to the nearest shredder.

And if you need implants to get to Seoni's modest level of femininity, then something is wrong. Or, to one of my best friends, quite right(he likes the waifish look).

Heh, told ya I was in the minority. Her whole look is just overdone, I like a woman who can come across strong and sexy, not just slutty.

As for breast, some of the pics of her look like she was f$$#ing a plastic surgeon for freebies before she turned to using her impressive array of STDs to slay her enemies. :P

The Exchange

lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
But I'm sure one thing we can all agree on is that Liefeld should die....slowly and horribly....and I mean Hooksaw Mountain horrible.
+ a crap load.
I don't get the "he should die horribly" hate for Liefield, which I encounter on a regular basis. I'm no fan- his ego DOES NOT match his skill- and while I found some of the things done to his characters humorous(if a little childish), I still would rather see him mature into something better than garden mulch.
Garden mulch is an old and honored tradition! I think Rob would be up to the challenge of helping plants grow, you obviously don't have the same faith in the man that I do.
lol. Awesome comeback. :D

;)

I have my moments.


Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Am I the only guy around here who thinks Seoni needs to be re-imagined? I mean she is whorribly over done IMO.

Please turn your male card in to the nearest shredder.

And if you need implants to get to Seoni's modest level of femininity, then something is wrong. Or, to one of my best friends, quite right(he likes the waifish look).

Heh, told ya I was in the minority. Her whole look is just overdone, I like a woman who can come across strong and sexy, not just slutty.

As for breast, some of the pics of her look like she was f@#*ing a plastic surgeon for freebies before she turned to using her impressive array of STDs to slay her enemies. :P

It is an impressive anti-gravity field those seem to have....

But I am often distracted by wondering when she's going to get some antihistamines.... I really hate the red noses. It ends up looking like the characters all have colds. Bugs the s$*@ out of me. The red is supposed to go higher up on the nose. Across the bridge, not the tip.


Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Am I the only guy around here who thinks Seoni needs to be re-imagined? I mean she is whorribly over done IMO.

Please turn your male card in to the nearest shredder.

And if you need implants to get to Seoni's modest level of femininity, then something is wrong. Or, to one of my best friends, quite right(he likes the waifish look).

Heh, told ya I was in the minority. Her whole look is just overdone, I like a woman who can come across strong and sexy, not just slutty.

As for breast, some of the pics of her look like she was f@~~ing a plastic surgeon for freebies before she turned to using her impressive array of STDs to slay her enemies. :P

Why do we always assume the hot chick's got STDs? Not passing judgement, just wondering. I run into this a lot in life, a little more with the second job and all.


lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Am I the only guy around here who thinks Seoni needs to be re-imagined? I mean she is whorribly over done IMO.

Please turn your male card in to the nearest shredder.

And if you need implants to get to Seoni's modest level of femininity, then something is wrong. Or, to one of my best friends, quite right(he likes the waifish look).

Heh, told ya I was in the minority. Her whole look is just overdone, I like a woman who can come across strong and sexy, not just slutty.

As for breast, some of the pics of her look like she was f@#*ing a plastic surgeon for freebies before she turned to using her impressive array of STDs to slay her enemies. :P

It is an impressive anti-gravity field those seem to have....

But I am often distracted by wondering when she's going to get some antihistamines.... I really hate the red noses. It ends up looking like the characters all have colds. Bugs the s*!@ out of me. The red is supposed to go higher up on the nose. Across the bridge, not the tip.

Hm. Maybe it's time to see what cash I have lying around(HA!) and hit up Deviantart for a picture of what a "realistic" Seoni "should" look like.

The Exchange

lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Am I the only guy around here who thinks Seoni needs to be re-imagined? I mean she is whorribly over done IMO.

Please turn your male card in to the nearest shredder.

And if you need implants to get to Seoni's modest level of femininity, then something is wrong. Or, to one of my best friends, quite right(he likes the waifish look).

Heh, told ya I was in the minority. Her whole look is just overdone, I like a woman who can come across strong and sexy, not just slutty.

As for breast, some of the pics of her look like she was f@#*ing a plastic surgeon for freebies before she turned to using her impressive array of STDs to slay her enemies. :P

It is an impressive anti-gravity field those seem to have....

But I am often distracted by wondering when she's going to get some antihistamines.... I really hate the red noses. It ends up looking like the characters all have colds. Bugs the s~&@ out of me. The red is supposed to go higher up on the nose. Across the bridge, not the tip.

I chalk it up to them being drunk out of their gourds. But I hate that too.

Liberty's Edge

Moorluck wrote:
As for breast, some of the pics of her look like she was f&~*ing a plastic surgeon for freebies before she turned to using her impressive array of STDs to slay her enemies. :P

Yeah, I never got the whole Seoni thing. From my Tony Montana days, the only dudes I ever saw with chicks like that were overweight rich 50 year old blow dealers and, well, all kinds of 50-70 year old rich dudes. The type that weight 300lbs and wear Speedos in Miami. Oh, and really bad rock musicians (see: Pamela Anderson).

And the only dudes I've seen who lust for chicks like that are gamer dudes I'm sure have rarely gotten close enough to a real woman to know the difference.


houstonderek wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's everything! :-D
You don't love me any more. I'm going to pout at my cat and have a cup of tea now.
What kind of tea?
Hemlock, naturally.

Hey man, pour me some!!


Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
But I'm sure one thing we can all agree on is that Liefeld should die....slowly and horribly....and I mean Hooksaw Mountain horrible.
+ a crap load.
I don't get the "he should die horribly" hate for Liefield, which I encounter on a regular basis. I'm no fan- his ego DOES NOT match his skill- and while I found some of the things done to his characters humorous(if a little childish), I still would rather see him mature into something better than garden mulch.
Garden mulch is an old and honored tradition! I think Rob would be up to the challenge of helping plants grow, you obviously don't have the same faith in the man that I do.

Gardening ain't easy- but it sure is fun!

Liberty's Edge

Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Am I the only guy around here who thinks Seoni needs to be re-imagined? I mean she is whorribly over done IMO.

Please turn your male card in to the nearest shredder.

And if you need implants to get to Seoni's modest level of femininity, then something is wrong. Or, to one of my best friends, quite right(he likes the waifish look).

Heh, told ya I was in the minority. Her whole look is just overdone, I like a woman who can come across strong and sexy, not just slutty.

As for breast, some of the pics of her look like she was f@~~ing a plastic surgeon for freebies before she turned to using her impressive array of STDs to slay her enemies. :P

Why do we always assume the hot chick's got STDs? Not passing judgement, just wondering. I run into this a lot in life, a little more with the second job and all.

See, if you were on FB, I could message you with some info on this ;-)

The Exchange

Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Am I the only guy around here who thinks Seoni needs to be re-imagined? I mean she is whorribly over done IMO.

Please turn your male card in to the nearest shredder.

And if you need implants to get to Seoni's modest level of femininity, then something is wrong. Or, to one of my best friends, quite right(he likes the waifish look).

Heh, told ya I was in the minority. Her whole look is just overdone, I like a woman who can come across strong and sexy, not just slutty.

As for breast, some of the pics of her look like she was f@~~ing a plastic surgeon for freebies before she turned to using her impressive array of STDs to slay her enemies. :P

Why do we always assume the hot chick's got STDs? Not passing judgement, just wondering. I run into this a lot in life, a little more with the second job and all.

I don't, trust me I tend not to judge RL people. Especially with where the wife works.

But Seoni really does bug the s+#% out of me, I can't tell you why, maybe I just think they could have gone a different route to get the beautiful exotic sorceress than go with "the porn star look".


houstonderek wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
As for breast, some of the pics of her look like she was f&~*ing a plastic surgeon for freebies before she turned to using her impressive array of STDs to slay her enemies. :P

Yeah, I never got the whole Seoni thing. From my Tony Montana days, the only dudes I ever saw with chicks like that were overweight rich 50 year old blow dealers and, well, all kinds of 50-70 year old rich dudes. The type that weight 300lbs and wear Speedos in Miami. Oh, and really bad rock musicians (see: Pamela Anderson).

And the only dudes I've seen who lust for chicks like that are gamer dudes I'm sure have rarely gotten close enough to a real woman to know the difference.

I think Seoni's plenty hot and my wife is also plenty real, thank you very much!!

prods sleeping wife to make sure

Liberty's Edge

Freehold DM wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's everything! :-D
You don't love me any more. I'm going to pout at my cat and have a cup of tea now.
What kind of tea?
Hemlock, naturally.
Hey man, pour me some!!

Ok, one lump or two? ;-)


houstonderek wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
As for breast, some of the pics of her look like she was f&~*ing a plastic surgeon for freebies before she turned to using her impressive array of STDs to slay her enemies. :P

Yeah, I never got the whole Seoni thing. From my Tony Montana days, the only dudes I ever saw with chicks like that were overweight rich 50 year old blow dealers and, well, all kinds of 50-70 year old rich dudes. The type that weight 300lbs and wear Speedos in Miami. Oh, and really bad rock musicians (see: Pamela Anderson).

And the only dudes I've seen who lust for chicks like that are gamer dudes I'm sure have rarely gotten close enough to a real woman to know the difference.

Great. Now I wanna re-shoot Scarface starring HD.

"Scarface- In HD. Also, starring HD."

The Exchange

Freehold DM wrote:
lynora wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Am I the only guy around here who thinks Seoni needs to be re-imagined? I mean she is whorribly over done IMO.

Please turn your male card in to the nearest shredder.

And if you need implants to get to Seoni's modest level of femininity, then something is wrong. Or, to one of my best friends, quite right(he likes the waifish look).

Heh, told ya I was in the minority. Her whole look is just overdone, I like a woman who can come across strong and sexy, not just slutty.

As for breast, some of the pics of her look like she was f@#*ing a plastic surgeon for freebies before she turned to using her impressive array of STDs to slay her enemies. :P

It is an impressive anti-gravity field those seem to have....

But I am often distracted by wondering when she's going to get some antihistamines.... I really hate the red noses. It ends up looking like the characters all have colds. Bugs the s*!@ out of me. The red is supposed to go higher up on the nose. Across the bridge, not the tip.

Hm. Maybe it's time to see what cash I have lying around(HA!) and hit up Deviantart for a picture of what a "realistic" Seoni "should" look like.

Give me some time, I'm working on a pic of Tiffa that, I think, should make a good representation of what a CHA 20 Varrisian Sorceress should look like. ;)

Liberty's Edge

Freehold DM wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
As for breast, some of the pics of her look like she was f&~*ing a plastic surgeon for freebies before she turned to using her impressive array of STDs to slay her enemies. :P

Yeah, I never got the whole Seoni thing. From my Tony Montana days, the only dudes I ever saw with chicks like that were overweight rich 50 year old blow dealers and, well, all kinds of 50-70 year old rich dudes. The type that weight 300lbs and wear Speedos in Miami. Oh, and really bad rock musicians (see: Pamela Anderson).

And the only dudes I've seen who lust for chicks like that are gamer dudes I'm sure have rarely gotten close enough to a real woman to know the difference.

I think Seoni's plenty hot and my wife is also plenty real, thank you very much!!

prods sleeping wife to make sure

I've never seen you. Unless you're really a female Drow, and, in that case, I didn't know NY had gay marriage...

(I said :see:, see?)

;-)

And there isn't enough eye bleach to cure a weekend in Miami.

The Exchange

Freehold DM wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
As for breast, some of the pics of her look like she was f&~*ing a plastic surgeon for freebies before she turned to using her impressive array of STDs to slay her enemies. :P

Yeah, I never got the whole Seoni thing. From my Tony Montana days, the only dudes I ever saw with chicks like that were overweight rich 50 year old blow dealers and, well, all kinds of 50-70 year old rich dudes. The type that weight 300lbs and wear Speedos in Miami. Oh, and really bad rock musicians (see: Pamela Anderson).

And the only dudes I've seen who lust for chicks like that are gamer dudes I'm sure have rarely gotten close enough to a real woman to know the difference.

I think Seoni's plenty hot and my wife is also plenty real, thank you very much!!

prods sleeping wife to make sure

Increases dosage of drugs into FreeholdDMs I.V. to ensure his fantasies remain real to him.

;)

The Exchange

I think we can agree on this Freehold and HD..

LET'S HEAR IT FOR REAL WOMEN, LONG MAY THEY SETTLE FOR THE LIKES OF US!!
:P

Liberty's Edge

Moorluck wrote:

I think we can agree on this Freehold and HD..

LET'S HEAR IT FOR REAL WOMEN, LONG MAY THEY SETTLE FOR THE LIKES OF US!!
:P

Amen, Brother!


Moorluck wrote:

I think we can agree on this Freehold and HD..

LET'S HEAR IT FOR REAL WOMEN, LONG MAY THEY SETTLE FOR THE LIKES OF US!!
:P

male howl of affirmation

The Exchange

BTW FHDM, did you get my wifes e-mail?


Moorluck wrote:
BTW FHDM, did you get my wifes e-mail?

Actually, I did! I sent a response as well.

The Exchange

Freehold DM wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
BTW FHDM, did you get my wifes e-mail?
Actually, I did! I sent a response as well.

Cool, thanks buddy.

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