Fellow Paizonians, come and praise the lovable yet rascally lords of rapscallious-charmer-raiders and join the ranks bandit kings that are the puppet masters of world leaders!
Due to international law, we operate on the open high seas mostly and are ranks aren't very thick, so we need strapping young recruits to fill out the crew.
No matter what and where your heart may lead you, and the feelings you have against or for law, we are a bunch that desperately need you to fill out our ranks!
Claim your alliance to the bandit kings and receive a rapier, an eyepatch and the respect of pirates and bandits worlwide!
Come and join, we'll raid frontier towns and port cities, have some fun with wenches and eat and drink to your hearts content!
What who authorized this!!!!!!!
Not me. I'm pretty low on the totem pole. And I know Lea is on the stripper pole.
What who authorized this!!!!!!!
I have!
Needs more piddles.
Avast!