The churning of butter is akin to the whirlpool of the mind as it is stirred by the spoon of knowledge. With a dollop of faith, there is triumphant wisdom; with a dash of reason, edification upon illumination benefits all; with a pinch of hope, exultation unto the self occurs.
From butter does all these things arise; it is from butter that the greatest secrets of the multiverse can be had; it is from butter that the greatest victories may be won; it is from butter that the greatest joys may be experienced. Butter truly is one of the multiverse's greatest inventions.
Butter of Faith
Made from the condensed milk of holy cows, the cream of sanctified heifers, and added with Elysium salt, this butter stirs and invigorates the soul to act with greatest conviction and faith. Those who spread this butter upon their daily bread benefit from a combined bless, divine favour, prayer effect. The benefits are only to the tune of the minimum spell level cast, and only last for 1 minute.
Butter of Reason
The butter of reason is made in an esoteric ritual with the salt of angel's joyous tears, the cream of awakened lambs, and the milk of arcane cows. This butter when eaten provides a +1 bonus to Int and confers the benefits of identify and read magic. You additionally benefit from a temporary +5 bonus to three skills of your choice; these return with the consumption of the butter upon slices of bread or other grain products. The bonus to Intelligence is only per each tub of butter.
Butter of Hope
The most beautiful butter, this light, creamy, extremely delicious butter is made lovingly from hope, light, laughter, and the milk and cream of smiling cows. Eating it grants the nicest effects; this butter confers daylight, good hope, shield, create food and water upon the eater. Consuming the whole tub of butter acts as a heroes' feast spell. The benefits are only to the tune of the minimum spell level cast, and only last for 1 minute.
All three butters are made with the crystal clear, sweet-tasting waters of the River Oceanus, the river that traverses nearly the entirety of the Upper Planes.
The spell choices are individual (and not where stated) and the appropriate effects are picked for the situation. If all effects are needed, they are conferred, though additional effects are suspended for three rounds.
