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Welcome to the Temple our All-Welcoming lord Momus, God of Blame and Ridicule. As much as you think it is no one's fault that you are here, you would be wrong. The All-Accepting lord Momus welcomes your rage and hate and fury with open arms.
Feel free to enter the Inner Sanctum and spit on the statue of Lord Momus. If your rage is great and your need to blame another knows no end throw a rock at the Pillar of fury in the yard out the front.
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When did Azazel change his name to Momus?
Anyhoo, to Lord Momus Azazel, I dedicate my mother, who is to blame for the birthing of me, thus being truly responsible for all the stuff I did last night upon the stroke of midnight.
And to Lord Momus Azazel, I dedicate the demigod of Walmart, who, because they carry a wide variety of spoons, butcher knives, garden rakes and hot sauce, are equally responsible for my late night labors.