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So I was hanging around with my buddies last night (all primarily straight single males). They decided to start reading aloud from Neil Patrick Harris's book "The Bro Code".
One of the Rules in the Bro code is "A bro shall deny any and all knowledge of Broadway"
I responded with wait Neil Patrick Harris has appeared on Broadway though.
Their response "Doesn't matter"
Me- But Neil Patrick Harris has hosted the Tony awards... many times.
Them- "Doesn't Matter"
Me- But Neil Patrick Harris is a long time relationship with David Burtka who is a broadway actor
Them- "Still don't matter"
Me- exasperated sigh
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Don't you start shiny or I'll link the article in which NPH came out of the closet publicly. Don't test me I'll do it.
Coming out of the closet has nothing to do with it. Neil Patrick Harris = EPIC WIN, which makes anything he says ABSOLUTE TRUTH.
Still, that conversation you had with your buddies is pretty hilarious.
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I have a theory, and you can call me crazy, berate me, or stone me to death for blasphemy if you want, but once I'm bloody mess of pulp on the cobbled road please take a moment to consider it, but I think that NPH has a pretty healthy sense of humor and may have written that book at least partially to mock 'bro' type people.
To be fair, I assume the book's intentionally frat-boy-masculine and not meant for actual advice on being a proper gentleman. You know, like Real Men Don't Eat Quiche.
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When I saw this sketch I almost peed myself laughing. Make sure you don't let shiny see it, I'm sure he'd actually die of laughter.
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When I saw this sketch I almost peed myself laughing. Make sure you don't let shiny see it, I'm sure he'd actually die of laughter.
Ah, f@$%... I didn't read the second sentence until after I had watched the video...
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When I saw this sketch I almost peed myself laughing. Make sure you don't let shiny see it, I'm sure he'd actually die of laughter.Ah, f%@*... I didn't read the second sentence until I watched the video...
I did warn you.
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I did warn you.When I saw this sketch I almost peed myself laughing. Make sure you don't let shiny see it, I'm sure he'd actually die of laughter.Ah, f%@*... I didn't read the second sentence until I watched the video...
Have you seen this?
Have you seen this?I did warn you.When I saw this sketch I almost peed myself laughing. Make sure you don't let shiny see it, I'm sure he'd actually die of laughter.Ah, f%@*... I didn't read the second sentence until I watched the video...
hmmm...I HIT IT WITH MY AXE!
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Have you seen this?
"I'll buy anything if it's shiny and made by Apple."
That pretty much sums up their fanbase.
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Have you seen this?"I'll buy anything if it's shiny and made by Apple."
That pretty much sums up their fanbase.
This just in: Sony releases stupid piece of s*$~ that doesn't even work.
To be fair, I assume the book's intentionally frat-boy-masculine and not meant for actual advice on being a proper gentleman. You know, like Real Men Don't Eat Quiche.
Which I never really understood. It's like an omelet pie. I like omelets, I like pit therefore, together they must be awesome.
This just in: Sony releases stupid piece of s!#% that doesn't even work.
Hahaha
You made my day, Mr Shiny :D
To be fair, I assume the book's intentionally frat-boy-masculine and not meant for actual advice on being a proper gentleman. You know, like Real Men Don't Eat Quiche.Which I never really understood. It's like an omelet pie. I like omelets, I like pit therefore, together they must be awesome.
Well, someone made a comedy book titled that in the 80s. These days it'd just be a silly list on the internet.
(Also, quiche got singled out because it was served at fancy parties and had a silly-sounding name, basically.)
It's only a matter of time.
To be fair, that one's liable to get smashed to smithereens by the first bedheaded teenager with a sword to come along, if past such inventions are any indication.
It's only a matter of time.To be fair, that one's liable to get smashed to smithereens by the first bedheaded teenager with a sword to come along, if past such inventions are any indication.
But this ones American... In America!
This just in: Sony releases stupid piece of s!!% that doesn't even work."I'll buy anything if it's shiny and made by Apple."
That pretty much sums up their fanbase.