Stop Unfair Use of Non-Gnome Makers

[Bright]

Just a little jab at the norm. Who says EVERY gnome is good at making stuff anyway! Shouldn't there be some way to know that the best stuff was made by real gnomes? And +2, what is that about? Have the gnomes been cleansed? Someone please react to this unilateral any gnome is as good as another policy. I want assurities!

[seekerofshadowlight]

eh who says every dwarf can fight giants? OR orcs? or are good at stone cutting?

[SirUrza]

seekerofshadowlight wrote:

eh who says every dwarf can fight giants? OR orcs? or are good at stone cutting?

Yeah, just what we need, more of RA Salvatore's Dwarf doo-dad!!

[Zaister]

Come again?

[SirUrza]

Zaister wrote:

Come again?

http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Pikel_Bouldershoulder

[seekerofshadowlight]

ah yes pikel was awesome.

[Benicio Del Espada]

SirUrza wrote:

Zaister wrote:

Come again?

http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Pikel_Bouldershoulder

Annoying.

[Set]

Ah yes, Bouldershoulder, the character named after a bra (the 'over the shoulder boulder-holder'). Brilliant, that.

[TriOmegaZero]

I'd like to take this time to comment on the portrayal of rangers as racist serial killers being entirely too narrow and unfair. Plenty of rangers are peaceful nature lovers who accept all races equally.

Paladins get treated unfairly too. They aren't all vengeful hunters of evil! Some are kindly priests who only think of violence when they must defend their parishioners. Why must we perpetuate these unfair stereotypes?

On the subject of fighters, not all of them dump Int. Some of them even have MBAs! And some are even half-orc!

Please, please, widen your view of the world and see everyone for who they are, wonderful unique beings all.

[Bright]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I'd like to take this time to comment on the portrayal of rangers as racist serial killers being entirely too narrow and unfair. Plenty of rangers are peaceful nature lovers who accept all races equally. Paladins get treated unfairly too. They aren't all vengeful hunters of evil! Some are kindly priests who only think of violence when they must defend their parishioners. Why must we perpetuate these unfair stereotypes? On the subject of fighters, not all of them dump Int. Some of them even have MBAs! And some are even half-orc! Please, please, widen your view of the world and see everyone for who they are, wonderful unique beings all.

That is very nice and I applaud you. Actually I was thinking more along the lines of a gnome tracking experiment.

[Celestial Healer]

Bright wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I'd like to take this time to comment on the portrayal of rangers as racist serial killers being entirely too narrow and unfair. Plenty of rangers are peaceful nature lovers who accept all races equally. Paladins get treated unfairly too. They aren't all vengeful hunters of evil! Some are kindly priests who only think of violence when they must defend their parishioners. Why must we perpetuate these unfair stereotypes? On the subject of fighters, not all of them dump Int. Some of them even have MBAs! And some are even half-orc! Please, please, widen your view of the world and see everyone for who they are, wonderful unique beings all.

That is very nice and I applaud you. Actually I was thinking more along the lines of a gnome tracking experiment.

I've started kidnapping gnomes and putting tags on their ears so that I can do exactly that. Hopefully I will have some data to share soon.

[Set]

Celestial Healer wrote:

I've started kidnapping gnomes and putting tags on their ears so that I can do exactly that. Hopefully I will have some data to share soon.

Oh, we were supposed be putting the radio trackers on their ears?

I thought they were supposed to be, um, more secure than that.

Oh dear.

[Bright]

Nope, just use glue. It's not a perfect science.