Tea and Coffee parties both suXxOrs

[Charlie Bell]

Set wrote:

Emperor7 wrote:

Obbligato wrote:

Can't we all just get along?

How about if we put whiskey in our tea and coffee. Is that OK?

Baileys in the coffee and whisky in the tea.

Mmmm. Bailey's in coffee!

I vote for the discussion of that other, lesser, party to be shelved, as this thread should be for the Beer Party, and not pale watered-down imitations.

Bailey's straight up! Whisky straight up! Also concur on the aforementioned point of order.

[BrewMaster Aberzombie]

sits in the corner and gets drunk

[Charlie Bell]

DRINK! FECK! ARSE! GIRLS!

Plug:

If you haven't seen Father Ted, look it up, then Netflix it or whatever. Funniest show ever.

[BrewMaster Aberzombie]

passes around a few bottles of a delicious porter

[Ison]

We need to get us a platform established. Any ideas?

[The Jade]

Ison wrote:

We need to get us a platform established. Any ideas?

One sturdy enough to hold up a few crates of brew, probably.

[Emperor7]

*passes out on platform*

[BrewMaster Aberzombie]

Ison wrote:

We need to get us a platform established. Any ideas?

How about we borrow the slogan from The Swashbuckler Brewing Company:

"Live free. Dine well. Drink good ale."

Ot we could go with the old Ben Franklin saying...

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

[Emperor7]

How about 'With enough beer, no one is ugly'?

[The Jade]

Or as Garfield once said, "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!"

[Celestial Healer]

Can I get an appletini?

[The Jade]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Can I get an appletini?

A master of baiting I see.

[Celestial Healer]

The Jade wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Can I get an appletini?

A master of baiting I see.

Hey, I thought this was a "Big Tent".

Spoiler:

Hmm. I wonder if being a "master of baiting" and pitching a "big tent" are somehow related?

[houstonderek]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Can I get an appletini?

Get a rope...

[Zombie Pizza Delivery Girl]

BrewMaster Aberzombie wrote:

passes around a few bottles of a delicious porter

Mmmm, porter... would you happen to have a nice aged ticket conductor on tap?

Brainnnnnnnns...

[The Jade]

Celestial Healer wrote:

The Jade wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Can I get an appletini?

A master of baiting I see.

Hey, I thought this was a "Big Tent".

** spoiler omitted **

For me? First cousins.

[Bitter Thorn]

BrewMaster Aberzombie wrote:

passes around a few bottles of a nice Imperial Stout

:)

[Studpuffin]

The Jade wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

The Jade wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

Can I get an appletini?

A master of baiting I see.

Hey, I thought this was a "Big Tent".

** spoiler omitted **

For me? First cousins.

o_0

[BrewMaster Aberzombie]

goes shopping for some honey

[yellowdingo]

Any chance the Beer Party can start a Blog on something like the Huffington Post? Tea Faction supporters are resorting to Domestic Terrorism.

Source: link

[yellowdingo]

Ison wrote:

We need to get us a platform established. Any ideas?

POLITICAL PLATFORM

1. We support a ban on the import of Tea and Coffee as these condone Slavery and Exploitation of cheap foreign Labour.

[BrewMaster Aberzombie]

brews up a batch of mead

[Bitter Thorn]

Imported from the chocolate thread, but brewed locally!

Aberzombie wrote:

On the other hand, by brother's labrador used to love beer. Seriously, nobody could just drink a beer with him around. He'd sit there and stare at you with big puppy eyes until you gave him some.

Of course, he was also fond of eating clothes pins, paper, and (we think) maybe a light bulb or 3.

Ironically I think this is how Laughing Lab got its name.

Laughing Lab Scottish Ale

Man I love this ale!

[BrewMaster Aberzombie]

Laughing Lab, huh? I'll have to look for some of that.