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In light of the current movement amongst Americans to join grassroots politcal movements. I have come to the conclusion that both tea and coffee are pitiful weak excuses of beverages and underserving of my respect. These choices obviously reflect the weakness of those who have joined them. But for REAL MEN who eat meat and like their furniture made from leather. Enjoy driving vehicles with 350 hp or more I submit to you the manly choice of political affiliations one that such American heros like George Washington, Stonewall Jackson, Davey Crockett, or John Wayne would be proud to join. I present to you the BEER PARTY! As founder of the BEER PARTY movement I encourage all of you with great testicular fortitude to join my cause and voice your support here.
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But we here at the BEER PARTY will crush the other upstart movements under the heel of our steel-toe work boots and spit tobacco in their eyes as they grovel for mercy. Unless they present peace offerings of high quality brew in large quanities to us, juicy cuts of fresh beef cooked over open fires will be accepted too.
Does this party have beer wenches? If so, count me in.
I just hope a crack party doesn't spring up...
The Intravenously Fed 151 party laughs at your limp wristed displays of political strength. A slurred sound meant to be heard as laughing anyway.
The problem with the big tent Beer Party is that it's already been hijacked by the heroin special-interest extemists.
The Intravenously Fed 151 party laughs at your limp wristed displays of political strength. A slurred sound meant to be heard as laughing anyway.Is that similar to Bacardi 151?
Oh that's exactly what it is. And the 151 platform is...
::sinks into a sudden stuporous slumber and dreams of alliterations::
... and dreams of alliterations ...You really need to get out more.
I don't think the world is ready for more me.
Your beer party is passe and does not appeal to the key demographic - gamers. Thus, I now found the Mt. Dew party! It's extreme!!!
I drink beer and I vote!
Sign me up.
Except that we can make our own beer. Can you make you own Mt. Dew?
One does not make Mt. Dew. One simply accepts the gift of nectar of the gods. And that is what separates Mt. Dew from your plebian "beer". Mortals can make beer, but only the gods can grace us with Mt. Dew.
...only the gods can grace us with Mt. Dew.
And no, I am not espousing Pepsi-Co as a god, though they indirectly act as the gods' agents in this matter. I remember when Mt. Dew cam e in green bottles, adorned with the holy icon of a barefoot, rifle-toting moutnain man, blessed with the sun's kiss on the morning dewdrops... *tear*
Get your mug out and fill it up at the keg.
Passes around bottles of a nice English Stout.
Still searching for an official beer wench. Perhaps I can tempt one with free beer?Consider this my application. I am a hot gypsy chick. Just look at my avatar.
Perfect for a jolly rogering!
Passes around some bottles of a nice Belgian Wheat.
Passes around bottles of a nice Hefe Weizen.
You all sadden me
Tea is way forward
of course, Americans* can't make a decent cup of tea, so you can be forgiven for not knowing this
*America doesn't make the worst tea in the world, the french make HORRIBLE tea
Is "decent cup of tea" even a thing?
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Is "decent cup of tea" even a thing?
Hot cup of water that smells interesting but tastes blech? Yeah, it's a thing.
Not a drinkable thing, but a thing that one could use to, say, dip a cloth into and wash oneself with while out camping, since it's better than smelling like sweaty armpit.
Searching around the net, I found a Mojito Party, but they seem snobbish about getting their mojitos just right.
Is "decent cup of tea" even a thing?Hot cup of water that smells interesting but tastes blech? Yeah, it's a thing.
Not a drinkable thing, but a thing that one could use to, say, dip a cloth into and wash oneself with while out camping, since it's better than smelling like sweaty armpit.
Searching around the net, I found a Mojito Party, but they seem snobbish about getting their mojitos just right.
Any mojito flame wars worth peeking in on?
Is "decent cup of tea" even a thing?Hot cup of water that smells interesting but tastes blech? Yeah, it's a thing.
Not a drinkable thing, but a thing that one could use to, say, dip a cloth into and wash oneself with while out camping, since it's better than smelling like sweaty armpit.
I hear it's good for staining rope to look old too.
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Is "decent cup of tea" even a thing?You all sadden me
Tea is way forward
of course, Americans* can't make a decent cup of tea, so you can be forgiven for not knowing this
*America doesn't make the worst tea in the world, the french make HORRIBLE tea
Start by heating up water in a kettle. Get out tea bags and a tea cup. Throw away tea bags. Proceed to make Hot Chocolate instead.
Best tea ever.
Is "decent cup of tea" even a thing?You all sadden me
Tea is way forward
of course, Americans* can't make a decent cup of tea, so you can be forgiven for not knowing this
*America doesn't make the worst tea in the world, the french make HORRIBLE tea
Start by heating up water in a kettle. Get out tea bags and a tea cup. Throw away tea bags. Proceed to make Hot Chocolate instead.
Best tea ever.
I tried it and you're right, you machismo sopped waterfowl! Who knew tea tasted better untasted! That is wild.