Weird

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Things are going on this forum, and I don't like it. :(

[Urizen]

What is this madness of which you speak, Professor?

[Mikaze]

I think it's just that all of these blog entries weren't tied to a specific forum yet. Gary fixed one of them already, but there are quite a few left.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Old blog posts are getting brand new threads.

[Urizen]

I blame it on FAWTL. We are the barometer that wrecks havoc which extends to the far reaches of Paizonia.

[Mikaze]

Posting to keep the sequence going.

[Heathansson]

I like pop tarts.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Urizen wrote:

I blame it on FAWTL. We are the barometer that wrecks havoc which extends to the far reaches of Paizonia.

Nah. Gary is doing this to get even with me. And that Mona feller is in on it too. But it is not I that will be driven mad!

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Heathansson wrote:

I like pop tarts.

Just so long as they aren't the ones with frosting on them.

[Mikaze]

Heathansson wrote:

I like pop tarts.

WAY TO BREAK THE CYCLE YOU MONSTER

[Heathansson]

Mikaze wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

I like pop tarts.

WAY TO BREAK THE CYCLE YOU MONSTER

Go count the tiles on your bathroom floor. If you don't Shimerack the Chitterer will come.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Not if they are pop tarts with frosting on them. Those are disgusting, and it would be weird if Heathy liked them.

[Mikaze]

Heathansson wrote:

Mikaze wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

I like pop tarts.

WAY TO BREAK THE CYCLE YOU MONSTER

Go count the tiles on your bathroom floor. If you don't Shimerack the Chitterer will come.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

The worst part is knowing it's true.

[Heathansson]

I'll get to you in due time, bud.

[Urizen]

I have a bad feeling about this.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

I like that name... Shimerack the Chitterer. It stalks those who screw with forums...and those who put frosting on pop tarts.

[Heathansson]

I eat all sorts a poptarts.
Shimerack th' Chitterer goes and gets me one with frosting and sprinkles on them.
I hear the thousands upon thousands of phalanges that comprise his raiment clinking down my hallway even now.
Bringing me frosted cardboard goodness.
I don't like them toasted. I heat them up with the burning cannon fuses knotted in my beard.

[Conspiracy Buff]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Urizen wrote:

I blame it on FAWTL. We are the barometer that wrecks havoc which extends to the far reaches of Paizonia.

Nah. Gary is doing this to get even with me. And that Mona feller is in on it too. But it is not I that will be driven mad!

That's right! Mona and Gary are behind it all! They're actually agents for the Were-Sea Urchins of the Marianas Trench, come to prepare the way for the watery-doom their masters have planned.

[Aberzombie]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

I like that name... Shimerack the Chitterer. It stalks those who screw with forums...and those who put frosting on pop tarts.

Any chance we'll see stats for Shimerack? I wouldn't mind using him in a game - with your permission, of course, Heathy.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Djab, Shimerack the Chitterer:

Source: Skull and Bones

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Large Outsider (Evil)
Alignment: Always Neutral Evil
Climate/Terrain: Any Land or Underground
Organization: Solitary
Rarity: Unique
Challenge Rating: 13

One of the most feared assassins, this being is a tall grey humanoid with long supple limbs that just out at strange angles. He wears armor made from the finger bones of his previous employers, his victims, and a variety of fishhooks. Shimerack will do anything to kill his target.

[zylphryx]

You forgot to mention

Spoiler:

His preferred weapons of choice are hard, jam-filled, frosted pastries.