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Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
But there would be a worry about having too much and making yourself tired.
Just tell your boss Monday morning that the reason why you can't stir the pot is because you have tennis elbow. Or gamer's grip.
Actually....last year I got tennis elbow...and they still made me work a 15 hour day.
Switch arms every half hour.

No...I just get my wife...

I mean...


taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I've heard many tales of sex sustaining people without the need for food, this clinches the proof!
Especially Yoga Yogurt.
I think I'll never eat Yoplait again!

HA!

But what about custard filled donuts?

OMG! I think I'll stick with powdered donuts!
Dandruff?
Not if you use the right shampoo.

No thanks.


Mac Boyce wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I've heard many tales of sex sustaining people without the need for food, this clinches the proof!
Especially Yoga Yogurt.
Creamy Tapioca.
Vanilla Bean.
Chunky Custard.

Cottage Cheese.


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Bambi's real name is Gladys.
You've dated her?

She's my sister.

Prove it!
Yes. I am curious about this as well.

Just look at the shadow where she shaved her unibrow.

Case closed.
Not good enough. Under that assumption, I could be your brother.
Only in West Virginia.

In Kentucky we love our Cousins


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I've heard many tales of sex sustaining people without the need for food, this clinches the proof!
Especially Yoga Yogurt.
I think I'll never eat Yoplait again!
Mayonnaise?
Wrong consistency.

We must shop at different stores.


The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Bambi's real name is Gladys.
You've dated her?

She's my sister.

Prove it!
Yes. I am curious about this as well.

Just look at the shadow where she shaved her unibrow.

Case closed.
Not good enough. Under that assumption, I could be your brother.
Only in West Virginia.
In Kentucky we love our Cousins

I've got a cousin I wouldn't mind loving.

RPG Superstar 2012

Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I've heard many tales of sex sustaining people without the need for food, this clinches the proof!
Especially Yoga Yogurt.
Creamy Tapioca.
Vanilla Bean.
Chunky Custard.
Cottage Cheese.

Too much curd.


gp


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

Heath's date: "hey, that volkswagon bug's got West Virginia plates!"

Heath: "it's prolly the governor's car."

Heath's date: "hey! I was born in West Virginia!"

Next chick....

Oh no....
It's all good!

It's all relative.


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I've heard many tales of sex sustaining people without the need for food, this clinches the proof!
Especially Yoga Yogurt.
I think I'll never eat Yoplait again!
Mayonnaise?
Wrong consistency.
We must shop at different stores.

Fry's Supermarket.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Brain bleach?


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I've heard many tales of sex sustaining people without the need for food, this clinches the proof!
Especially Yoga Yogurt.
I think I'll never eat Yoplait again!

HA!

But what about custard filled donuts?

Boston Creme Pie.
So long there isn't any fruit or nuts in it.

Only if you ask nicely.


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

Heath's date: "hey, that volkswagon bug's got West Virginia plates!"

Heath: "it's prolly the governor's car."

Heath's date: "hey! I was born in West Virginia!"

Next chick....

Oh no....
It's all good!
It's all relative.

Shhh.....


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I've heard many tales of sex sustaining people without the need for food, this clinches the proof!
Especially Yoga Yogurt.
I think I'll never eat Yoplait again!

HA!

But what about custard filled donuts?

Boston Creme Pie.
So long there isn't any fruit or nuts in it.
Only if you ask nicely.

Pwetty pwease?


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I've heard many tales of sex sustaining people without the need for food, this clinches the proof!
Especially Yoga Yogurt.
I think I'll never eat Yoplait again!
[b]Man-aise[b]?
Fixed it for ya. :P
The female ability to c-m is not a myth.

Experienced it first hand. First time is mindboggling. Second time is .... awh damn, I have to replace the mattress.

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taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I've heard many tales of sex sustaining people without the need for food, this clinches the proof!
Especially Yoga Yogurt.
I think I'll never eat Yoplait again!

HA!

But what about custard filled donuts?

OMG! I think I'll stick with powdered donuts!
Dandruff?
Not if you use the right shampoo.

It burns...it BURNS


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I've heard many tales of sex sustaining people without the need for food, this clinches the proof!
Especially Yoga Yogurt.
I think I'll never eat Yoplait again!
[b]Man-aise[b]?
Fixed it for ya. :P
The female ability to c-m is not a myth.
Experienced it first hand. First time is mindboggling. Second time is .... awh damn, I have to replace the mattress.

Don't spend money replacing the mattress, just wash the sheets.

Liberty's Edge

Allright, this is nasty.

I'm going to Waffle House.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I've heard many tales of sex sustaining people without the need for food, this clinches the proof!
Especially Yoga Yogurt.
I think I'll never eat Yoplait again!

HA!

But what about custard filled donuts?

OMG! I think I'll stick with powdered donuts!
Dandruff?
Couldn't be.

Caveat emptor.


taig wrote:
Sporks

Best. Utensil. Ever.


taig wrote:
Brain bleach?

I watched some Bleach for the first time last night. I found it interesting.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Heathansson wrote:

Allright, this is nasty.

I'm going to Waffle House.

Get the two waffles with cream.

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*sigh*

I have to leave now.

I have to work at 4 am. :(

Nite all.

Spoiler:
Plus its time for "relations"!!!!!!! :D


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I've heard many tales of sex sustaining people without the need for food, this clinches the proof!
Especially Yoga Yogurt.
I think I'll never eat Yoplait again!

HA!

But what about custard filled donuts?

OMG! I think I'll stick with powdered donuts!
Dandruff?
Couldn't be.
Caveat emptor.

I haven't had a powdered donut in about two years though.


Mac Boyce wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
But there would be a worry about having too much and making yourself tired.
Just tell your boss Monday morning that the reason why you can't stir the pot is because you have tennis elbow. Or gamer's grip.
Actually....last year I got tennis elbow...and they still made me work a 15 hour day.
Switch arms every half hour.

No...I just get my wife...

I mean...

Ah, she switch pitches a double header with someone who swings both ways at bat, you mean?


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I've heard many tales of sex sustaining people without the need for food, this clinches the proof!
Especially Yoga Yogurt.
I think I'll never eat Yoplait again!

HA!

But what about custard filled donuts?

OMG! I think I'll stick with powdered donuts!
Dandruff?
Not if you use the right shampoo.
No thanks.

Again, we must shop at different stores.

RPG Superstar 2012

Mac Boyce wrote:

*sigh*

I have to leave now.

I have to work at 4 am. :(

Nite all.

** spoiler omitted **

I hope you enjoy at least one of those activities.


Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
But there would be a worry about having too much and making yourself tired.
Just tell your boss Monday morning that the reason why you can't stir the pot is because you have tennis elbow. Or gamer's grip.
Actually....last year I got tennis elbow...and they still made me work a 15 hour day.
Switch arms every half hour.

No...I just get my wife...

I mean...

Ah, she switch pitches a double header with someone who swings both ways at bat, you mean?

Just be carfeul she doesn't drink too many cocktails.


The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
Bambi's real name is Gladys.
You've dated her?

She's my sister.

Prove it!
Yes. I am curious about this as well.

Just look at the shadow where she shaved her unibrow.

Case closed.
Not good enough. Under that assumption, I could be your brother.
Only in West Virginia.
In Kentucky we love our Cousins

<drawls> My..you look perty there with yer Mt Dew mouth.

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Later all....TV is calling my name.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I've got a cousin I wouldn't mind loving.

First, second...?

Liberty's Edge

You say something, or a flea squeeze a biscuit on my monitor?


taig wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I've heard many tales of sex sustaining people without the need for food, this clinches the proof!
Especially Yoga Yogurt.
Creamy Tapioca.
Vanilla Bean.
Chunky Custard.
Cottage Cheese.
Too much curd.

But it goes well with whey.

Dark Archive

Mac Boyce wrote:
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Heathansson wrote:
You say something, or a flea squeeze a biscuit on my monitor?

I heard it.


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I've got a cousin I wouldn't mind loving.
First, second...?

Mothers' sisters' child; first I think.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I've heard many tales of sex sustaining people without the need for food, this clinches the proof!
Especially Yoga Yogurt.
I think I'll never eat Yoplait again!
Mayonnaise?
Wrong consistency.
We must shop at different stores.
Fry's Supermarket.

Do they have fish?


I had the weirdest thing happen a few minutes ago.

I entered "convict 762" into the google spot on my toolbar and hit enter.

The page that turned up looked really odd for a google search results page until I noticed that it was not a google search results page. It was a yahoo search results page.

WTF?

How do I enter a phrase into a google search box on my toolbar, hit enter, and get a yahoo search results page?


taig wrote:
Brain bleach?

Use the thick Clorox.


Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I've heard many tales of sex sustaining people without the need for food, this clinches the proof!
Especially Yoga Yogurt.
I think I'll never eat Yoplait again!
Mayonnaise?
Wrong consistency.
We must shop at different stores.
Fry's Supermarket.
Do they have fish?

Yup. Fish oil too.


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

Heath's date: "hey, that volkswagon bug's got West Virginia plates!"

Heath: "it's prolly the governor's car."

Heath's date: "hey! I was born in West Virginia!"

Next chick....

Oh no....
It's all good!
It's all relative.
Shhh.....

The secret's out. At least it explains something....

Liberty's Edge

ghosty posty!


Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Mac Boyce wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
Urizen wrote:
Twin Agate Dragons wrote:
I've heard many tales of sex sustaining people without the need for food, this clinches the proof!
Especially Yoga Yogurt.
I think I'll never eat Yoplait again!

HA!

But what about custard filled donuts?

Boston Creme Pie.
So long there isn't any fruit or nuts in it.
Only if you ask nicely.
Pwetty pwease?

Say it again, but with a different octave and more emphasis.

Liberty's Edge

huh?

RPG Superstar 2012

The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote:

I had the weirdest thing happen a few minutes ago.

I entered "convict 762" into the google spot on my toolbar and hit enter.

The page that turned up looked really odd for a google search results page until I noticed that it was not a google search results page. It was a yahoo search results page.

WTF?

How do I enter a phrase into a google search box on my toolbar, hit enter, and get a yahoo search results page?

That's very weird. Did Yahoo give you an "update" without your knowledge?

Liberty's Edge

whu

Liberty's Edge

huh.

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