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Solnes wrote:
The dragon is counting characters.....he must be bored. :D

`grins~ Nah, just being an ass.


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Nah...my Sharoth filter is much shorter...


Man, I blink and 48 new messages? Guess I'll read that.


Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Moorluck wrote:
Woodraven wrote:
Urizen wrote:
What's goin' on, Woody?
just some new s*!@ that I am not sure I can handle right now
I know it's a long shot, but is there anything your MB FAWTLY family can help with?

I am just tired of school, need to look for a job, giving some serious thought about applying for an apprenticeship in welding here in iowa or wherever. just the usual crap

b%*!&ing for totp

Woodraven - I may be able to give you some info on welding - sent you a chat message through FB

thanks for the info Tordek


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Nah...my Sharoth filter is much shorter...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Today you recieve mercy!


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Nah...my Sharoth filter is much shorter...

What do you me


Urizen wrote:
Man, I blink and 48 new messages? Guess I'll read that.

star real hard at spanky. real hard. no blink now.

ghost in computer.

Spoiler:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!

good trick.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Nah...my Sharoth filter is much shorter...

an that I hav


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Nah...my Sharoth filter is much shorter...

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Sharoth wrote:
Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Nah...my Sharoth filter is much shorter...
an that I hav

It tired. Let it rest now.


Best NCLB Act analogy yet!

Spoiler:
If you don't understand why educators resent the NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND ACT, this may help. If you do understand, you'll enjoy this analogy.
The Best Dentist---"Absolutely" the Best Dentist. My dentist is great! He sends me reminders so I don't forget checkups. He uses the latest techniques based on research. He never hurts me, and I've got all my teeth, so when I ran into him the other day, I was eager to see if he'd heard about the new state program. I knew he'd think it was great. "Did you hear about the new state program to measure effectiveness of dentists with their young patients?" I asked.

"No," he said. He didn't seem too thrilled. "How will they do that?"

"It's quite simple," I said. "They will just count the number of cavities each patient has at age 10, 14, and 18 and average that to determine a dentist's rating. Dentists will be rated as Excellent, Good, Average, Below Average, and Unsatisfactory. That way parents will know which are the best dentists. It will also encourage the less effective dentists to get better," I said. "Poor dentists who don't improve could lose their licenses to practice."

"That's terrible," he said.
"What? That's not a good attitude," I said. "Don't you think we should try to improve children's dental health in this state?"

"Sure I do," he said, "but that's not a fair way to determine who is practicing good dentistry."

"Why not?" I said. "It makes perfect sense to me."

"Well, it's so obvious," he said. "Don't you see that dentists don't all work with the same clientele; so much depends on things we can't
control? For example, I work in a rural area with a high percentage of patients from deprived homes, while some of my colleagues work in upper middle class neighborhoods. Many of the parents I work with don't bring their children to see me until there is some kind of problem and I don't get to do much preventive work." "Also," he continued, "many of the parents I serve let their kids eat way too much candy from an early age, unlike more educated parents who understand the relationship between sugar and decay. To top it all off," he added, "so many of my clients have well water which is untreated and has no fluoride in it. Do you have any idea how much difference early use of fluoride can make?"

"It sounds like you're making excuses," I said. I couldn't believe my dentist would be so defensive. He does a great job.

"I am not!" he said. "My best patients are as good as anyone's, my work is as good as anyone's, but my average cavity count is going to be higher than a lot of other dentists because I chose to work where I am needed most."

"Don't' get touchy," I said.

"Touchy?" he said. His face had turned red and from the way he was clenching and unclenching his jaws, I was afraid he was going to damage his teeth. "Try furious. In a system like this, I will end up being rated average, below average, or worse. My more educated patients who see these ratings may believe this so-called rating actually is a measure of my ability and proficiency as a dentist. They may leave me, and I'll be left with only the most needy patients. And my cavity average score will get even worse. On top of that, how will I attract good dental hygienists and other excellent dentists to my practice if it is labeled below average?!"

"I think you are overreacting," I said. "'Complaining, excuse making and stonewalling won't improve dental health.' I am quoting from a leading member of the DOC," I noted.

"What's the DOC?" he asked.

"It's the Dental Oversight Committee," I said, "a group made up of mostly laypersons to make sure dentistry in this state gets improved."

"Spare me," he said, "I can't believe this. Reasonable people won't buy it," he added hopefully.

The program sounded reasonable to me, so I asked," How else would you measure good dentistry?"
"Come watch me work," he said. "Observe my processes."

"That's too complicated and time consuming," I said. "Cavities are the bottom line, and you can't argue with the bottom line. It's an absolute
measure."

"That's what I'm afraid my parents and prospective patients will think. This can't be happening," he said despairingly.

"Now, now," I said, "don't despair. The state will help you some."

"How?" he said.
"If you're rated poorly, they'll send a dentist who is rated excellent to help straighten you out," I said brightly.

"You mean," he said, "they'll send a dentist with a wealthy clientele to show me how to work on severe juvenile dental problems with which I have probably had much more experience? Big help."

"There you go again," I said. "You aren't acting professionally at all."

"You don't get it," he said. "Doing this would be like grading schools and teachers on an average score on a test of children's progress without regard to influences outside the school, the home, the community served and stuff like that. Why would they do something so unfair to dentists? No one would ever think of doing that to schools."

I just shook my head sadly, but he had brightened.

"I'm going to write my representatives and senator," he said. "I'll use the school analogy; surely they will see the point." He walked off with that look of hope mixed with fear and suppressed anger that I see in the mirror so often lately.


Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Nah...my Sharoth filter is much shorter...

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Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Nah...my Sharoth filter is much shorter...

lter? WTF?!?


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Solnes wrote:

Best NCLB Act analogy yet!

** spoiler omitted **...

Too long. Spanky forget who Spanky even is read that.

Me Spanky?

Remember again.


Solnes wrote:

Best NCLB Act analogy yet!

** spoiler omitted **...

FTW!


mine!


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Solnes wrote:

Best NCLB Act analogy yet!

** spoiler omitted **...

Too long. Spanky forget who Spanky even is read that.

Me Spanky?

Remember again.

READ IT!

Its funny. And Accurate


Urizen wrote:
Solnes wrote:

Best NCLB Act analogy yet!

** spoiler omitted **...

FTW!

+1!!!


mine!


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
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Solnes wrote:
Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
Solnes wrote:

Best NCLB Act analogy yet!

** spoiler omitted **...

Too long. Spanky forget who Spanky even is read that.

Me Spanky?

Remember again.

READ IT!

Its funny. And Accurate

okay. Me go to dennis.


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You don't know what fell forces you meddle with, mortals. (Actually you do, because you've done this for four threads.)


Sharoth: Seven ;)

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