Captain Kirk could wup Mike Tyson

[Heathansson]

Just to put things in perspective. Not William Shatner; he's a pudgy, tomato faced oldassed Canadian. I mean the real Captain Kirk.

[Garydee]

Heathansson wrote:

Just to put things in perspective. Not William Shatner; he's a pudgy, tomato faced oldassed Canadian. I mean the real Captain Kirk.

I don't see how a girdle and toupee wearing man would have a chance against Iron Mike. Wait a minute. That's Shatner again. My bad.

[Crimson Jester]

Yes but he would have to sacrifice one of his ears to subdue mike.

[Heathansson]

Mike Tyson want to know if he can get Van Gogh's ear at some kinda auction.

[TriOmegaZero]

Only after Mike had pummeled Kirk's prettyboy looks awhile. Kirk regularly got beat down before coming out on top.

[Heathansson]

Mike Tyson bit his hair off.

[Kirth Gersen]

Captain Picard is in a wheelchair because of Mike Tyson!
Oh, wait, that's the X-Men.

[David Fryer]

[Kirk]I'm gonna knock you out.[/Kirk]

[David Fryer]

[Picard]Make it so.[/Picard]

[Kthulhu]

Malcolm Reynolds would kick Kirk's ass. Then he would shoot Solo first.

[Crimson Jester]

Kthulhu wrote:

Malcolm Reynolds would kick Kirk's ass. Then he would shoot Solo first.

Oh have Jane do it.

[SamuraiSpirit]

Heathansson wrote:

Mike Tyson want to know if he can get Van Gogh's ear at some kinda auction.

LMAO!

dude! that's so wrong!

[Guy Humual]

Is this an actual boxing match or a brawl? I don't think table drop kicks or two handed axe chops are acceptable in sanctioned matches. If it were a straight up brawl I'd like to say that Kirk has a chance but what chance does Kirk have against Tyson in a boxing match?

[Orthos]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Kthulhu wrote:

Malcolm Reynolds would kick Kirk's ass. Then he would shoot Solo first.

Oh have Jayne do it.

It's bad enough he has a girl's name, at least don't misspell it worse ;P

[aylengyr]

Heathansson wrote:

Just to put things in perspective. Not William Shatner; he's a pudgy, tomato faced oldassed Canadian. I mean the real Captain Kirk.

Well duh, come on really everyone knows only Chuck Norris is even on the same page as Kirk......

[Crimson Jester]

Orthos wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Kthulhu wrote:

Malcolm Reynolds would kick Kirk's ass. Then he would shoot Solo first.

Oh have Jayne do it.

It's bad enough he has a girl's name, at least don't misspell it worse ;P

But it is so much more fun that way........

[offkey]

A man named Jayne a man named Jayne [/offkey]

[Kirth Gersen]

aylengyr wrote:

Well duh, come on really everyone knows only Chuck Norris is even on the same page as Kirk......

Tag team match: Chuck Norris and Conan the Barbarian on one team, vs. Captain Kirk and Cthulhu on the other.

[Crimson Jester]

Kirth Gersen wrote:

aylengyr wrote:

Well duh, come on really everyone knows only Chuck Norris is even on the same page as Kirk......

Tag team match: Chuck Norris and Conan the Barbarian on one team, vs. Captain Kirk and Cthulhu on the other.

And Cthulhu Wins and the world suffers since he digested Chuck Norris.

[Xabulba]

Kthulhu wrote:

Malcolm Reynolds would kick Kirk's ass. Then he would shoot Solo first.

Solo did shoot first but he paid Lucas to cover it up.

[Heathansson]

Did Mal ever get with any of them chicks? Not even the outerspace geisha lady?
Damn. Kirk shakes his head at Mal.