So what really happened to Aroden?

[Studpuffin]

psionichamster wrote:

Aroden, wasn't he that guy who punched the Hulk till he turned back into banner? I think they shot him with some crazy red laser beam from space, too.

Mighta been some other bloke, though.

-t

No, you're thinking of Chuck Norris.

[Joshua Archer]

Purple Dragon Knight wrote:

You're likening Kirk's double hand chop to the martial skill of Chuck Mighty Norris and the raw power of the mid 80's Schartzanneggern'sausage? O_O

I think he just partied too hard with Charlie Sheen. He didn't have the DNA of Adonis and tried some Charlie Sheen, but his face melted off and his head exploded. No tiger's blood.

[Type2Demon]

Aroden?

He was really a Goddess trapped in a God's body...So, He had an "operation". Now, his BFF; Pharasma is the only one who knows what he/she looks like now and shes not talking (unless Cayden can get her drunk enough ;) ).

[Type2Demon]

Joshua Archer wrote:

Purple Dragon Knight wrote:

You're likening Kirk's double hand chop to the martial skill of Chuck Mighty Norris and the raw power of the mid 80's Schartzanneggern'sausage? O_O

I think he just partied too hard with Charlie Sheen. He didn't have the DNA of Adonis and tried some Charlie Sheen, but his face melted off and his head exploded. No tiger's blood.

Has anyone else noticed that Charlie Sheen and Momar Ghadaffi are begining to sound and act a lot alike?

I blame the super moon.

[Thomas LeBlanc]

Look in the Inner Sea World Guide at the Mediolgalti gazetteer. The small island to the south has one inhabitant... (hint: Aroden)

[Steelfiredragon]

LAdy Death locked him away in her bed chamber...... thats what happened to ARoden.

[18DELTA]

Dragonborn3 wrote:

Aroden = Asmodeus.

Seriously, Aroden just got tired of being a goody-goody, made an evil persona, and eventually just gave up on being good.

So he turned heel on us. Like a pro wrestler would? Got tired of being the fan favorite?

[Lanx]

Thomas LeBlanc wrote:

Look in the Inner Sea World Guide at the Mediolgalti gazetteer. The small island to the south has one inhabitant... (hint: Aroden)

After reading it, that was my first thought, too.

[Power Word Unzip]

Aroden wrote:

ericthecleric wrote:

He formed a prog-rock supergroup and has written several concept albums about it.

Have you heard our new song? It's three hundred years long, including a 50 year guitar solo by yours truly.

Next time, we go back to the longer songs our fans have come to expect from us.

You're in a Grateful Dead cover band, then?