I'm going to say the phase wasp from MM II. Nothing screams awesomely stupid like a bug that shoots magic missiles from it's butt.
Pff, don't be silly. It's that Time Lord bird thing. A six appendage bird that controls time? Awesome. And lame.
(rolls through)
Flail snail.
Oh, wait, that was the 1e Fiend Folio.
Still can't wait to use one in a dungeon, though.
Not Monster Manual but White Dwarf Fiend Factory
Stun Jelly...
Gorbel...
Fiend Folio monsters are full of fail.
Past critters from White Dwarf
The Manta: A flying mushroom with a whippy stalk/tail. Plus instructions on how to make a figue for one.
The Rover: A sphere inspired by The Prisoner
The Gluey: A sticky mummy
Sqounk: A 3' high vole, which doesn't attack. For the love of Jebus!
Stinwicodetch: A hairy frog humanoid.
Stair Stalker: Quote "An emerald-hued shaggy humanoid obsessed with staircases."
Lapidan: Deadly animated rope monster.
Iron Pig; Pretty lives up to its name.
Gurgoth: An evil elephant with a trident for a tail.
Goom: A sticky ochre jelly.
The Dahdi: Like a mummy but reversed!
Slime Beast: Looks like that really special Dwarven Fighter that you spent hours painting for today's session but wasn't quite dry so you put it in the oven...
Melodemon: A snake with a croc's head which sings nasty spells.
Sqarrg: Rubbish golems...
Micemen: Related to Brownies and Elves. Unloved I guess by the angry look on their faces.
The Four Horsemen of The Apocolypse: Including Ky the Supra-Lich!
Wyrmlet: Looks like a coin with arms and legs...and a face!
Psitan: Basic human with extreme hydrocephalis for his awesome psionic powers.
Psi-Mule: Psi ass more like.
Wohk: A four armed cyclops. "wohk is that!" is the only way I can see this name working.
