Because Wesley goes by F Wesley Schneider, he's already precluded my ever going by T Wesley Stewart (which I considered yo!). It's already freaky enough because I go by my middle name with most of my friends, so anytime at last GenCon I'd hear someone shout or say something to him, I'd turn out of habit.
Messing me up man. Stole my middle name I tell you. And I was here first on earth by like a year or two. :P
Wesley! We want more articles about your F.
You perv!
F clearly stands for "First Name"
|
So what's it stand for?
It stands Fraggle, From what I hear, he looks like this when he wakes up in the morning.
I am sure someone in the Which Paizo employees have you slept with? thead can confirm this. ;-)
He could be the Flumph man on the inside ...
Since I came in this morning to find myself bombarded with queries and personal questions I decided to respond to them all right here.
It stems from his habit of getting angry at those fans who don't instantly recognize him on sight at conventions.
"So, who are you?"
"Who am I? Who am I?! I'm f@&*ing Wesley Schneider!"
It stems from his habit of getting angry at those fans who don't instantly recognize him on sight at conventions.
"So, who are you?"
"Who am I? Who am I?! I'm f@&*ing Wesley Schneider!"
For some insane reason, that quote planted a vision of Pulp Fiction/Samuel L. Jackson in my mind... ;)
Your Friendly Neighborhood Dalesman
"Bringing Big D**n Justice to the Bad Guys Since 1369 DR"
For some insane reason, that quote planted a vision of Pulp Fiction/Samuel L. Jackson in my mind... ;)
I have been told the similarities are uncanny.
It stems from his habit of getting angry at those fans who don't instantly recognize him on sight at conventions.
"So, who are you?"
"Who am I? Who am I?! I'm f@&*ing Wesley Schneider!"
I was about to ask whether it's the same F as in BFG, but you answered already.
On a side note, do you guys also have the idea that Paizo is being taken over by Germans ?
Well, the outstanding quality of their products would surely warrant a "Made in Germany".
I hope when my compatriots are done taking over, they move the company over. May I suggest something near "Saarbrooklyn".
It's basically the hub of the world.
The fact that I could pick up my subscriptions on foot has nothing to do with my recommendation. Honest.
Maybe it's something like Fidelacchius. He's not a human. He's an intelligent holy avenger. Would explain the "Schneider" part.
Maybe it's something like Fidelacchius. He's not a human. He's an intelligent holy avenger. Would explain the "Schneider" part.
Well, he has been working on The Book of the Damned...
I hear it was supposed to be a "P", but some of the ink rubbed off the birth certificate before filing. Thus, it stands for something like "Feter," "Faul" or "Fatrick."
~laughter~ Good one Vic!
I always thought the F stood for Freaky!
I hear it was supposed to be a "P", but some of the ink rubbed off the birth certificate before filing. Thus, it stands for something like "Feter," "Faul" or "Fatrick."
Feta?
Foul?Fat Rick?
So you say he is overweight and smells like cheese? Damn you're mean!