So my silly players had a bit of fun at the entrance to the lower city. The lamia's start the stampede. The cleric (who frighteningly has ranks in Profession (cook)), casts blade barrier in front of the stampede. I merely asked if he set it on coarse or fine chop. The wizard seeing this as a great potential, polymorphs the fighter into a pyrohydra. Who then, naturally, cooks the meat.
The streets of Xin Shalast are now gold plated cookware.
-cpd
That's...really funny. *snerk*