Sebastian Germination
All undesired outcomes are the direct cause of Sebastian.
Kobold Cleaver Stratagem
Whenever a battle appears to be going poorly, declare the opposing side is unfairly attacking.
Sebastian Germination
All undesired outcomes are the direct cause of Sebastian.
I can't help it if the universe enacts my will.
CourtFoolery
No fair! The first half is actually a compliment.
Backhanded Compliment: 1d6 Ego Blast (Extra Time - Full Phase, Requires Conversation Roll)
CourtFooleryNo fair! The first half is actually a compliment.
Backhanded Compliment: 1d6 Ego Blast (Extra Time - Full Phase, Requires Conversation Roll)
Aaahhh ... it's always refreshing to see HERO System speak ... it's become more elusive than I would like
~snickers and slips away from this thread before I cause any trouble~
... it's become more elusive than I would like
If I posted more from home, I could use Hero Designer to more efficiently crank out Heroisms.
Sharoth Maneuver
Announce retreat following up with several more announcements before implementing said retreat thereby allowing enemy to effectively block maneuver.
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Sharoth Maneuver
Announce retreat following up with several more announcements before implementing said retreat thereby allowing enemy to effectively block maneuver.
I dunno, I'd probably go with:
~Sharoth Tags~
Denoting a post with no actual content or coherent thought by using ~'s at the beginning and end.
Heathensson Filter
Translation applied to written communication using generous applications of local color regionalism to the point intended meaning becomes difficult to ascertain.
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Heathensson Filter
Translation applied to written communication using generous applications of local color regionalism to the point intended meaning becomes difficult to ascertain.
You aren't even trying anymore, are you?
Heathansson Speak
Writin a post wit da words not spelled rite. Like a bullfrog in milk on a hot day.
You aren't even trying anymore, are you?
I thought you, of all people, would appreciate my use of overly pretentious words.
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You aren't even trying anymore, are you?I thought you, of all people, would appreciate my use of overly pretentious words.
Why would you think that? I would think that you, of all people, would appreciate that I view the use of overly pretentious words to be solely my domain, and that those who infringe upon such domain will be met with scorn and insults.
Duh.
Callous Jack Theorem
The quality of a submitted post is inversely proportional to its length.
...and that those who infringe upon such domain will be met with scorn and insults.
More so than the usual offerings?
The story thus far:
Sebastian Germination
All undesired outcomes are the direct cause of Sebastian.
Kobold Cleaver Stratagem
Whenever a battle appears to be going poorly, declare the opposing side is unfairly attacking.
CourtFoolery
To make short posts that seem innocent and funny, but are actually cutting and remarkably insightful or to post about the Hero system irrespective of the context of the discussion.
Curtain-Fryer Measure
There is no such thing as too many aliases.
Eldritch Repetition
To post something witty, not knowing that the exact same thing had been posted two pages before. Usually accompanied by exclamations of "f&&*ing hell" or "g$&@@@nit."
Sharoth Maneuver
Announce retreat following up with several more announcements before implementing said retreat thereby allowing enemy to effectively block maneuver.
~Sharoth Tags~
Denoting a post with no actual content or coherent thought by using ~'s at the beginning and end.
Heathansson Filter
Translation applied to written communication using generous applications of local color regionalism to the point intended meaning becomes difficult to ascertain.
Heathansson Speak
Writin a post wit da words not spelled rite. Like a bullfrog in milk on a hot day.
Callous Jack Theorem
The quality of a submitted post is inversely proportional to its length.
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Snortstorm: The after-effects of posting a link, or a snippet of witty banter, on Paizo, deviantART or Facebook, thought to be mildly risque in European circles, but which strike the public deaf, dumb and blind in the straight-laced US of A.
A period of slinking off and lying low, while waiting for the resulting posse to tire and disband.
And here my laces are all ascatter. ;)
The Jade Gambit
To erode the resolve of even the most hardened internet troll through a self-righteously unsparing cascade of verbose, mind-softening anecdote attrition, arrogantly arrived at dime store analysis, and poor but well meant jokes.
"Who can stand up to that kind of pain? That's a nerve you didn't know you had till I start twisting it. Did I ever tell you about the time I met Gasey in the joint? We talked for a few hours and he had the stones to ask for a different holding cell. Can you believe that? Where's he get off judging me?!"
What, what? Oooooooh! Pl-uggery?!
I'm confused.
~sighs sadly~ You are suppost to say "Brainsss!".
Mmmmmm.....brainnnnssss
Say it again, but put some steak on it.
How's that? Better?
Do I detect a little Pacino? I like it.
Secretlyreplacedwith Disorder
A historical term for behavior characterized by an obsession or preoccupation with Sebastian — often generally termed as delusions of grandeur.
Secretlyreplacedwith Disorder
A historical term for behavior characterized by an obsession or preoccupation with Sebastian — often generally termed as delusions of grandeur.
So, in other words....
Secretlyreplacedith = thinks he's Sebastian = delusions of grandeur.
Then in mathematical terms, "thinks he's" cancels out with "delusions of" leaving us with...
Sebastian = Grandeur.
Interesting.....
Interesting.....
Your logic isn't.
The Aberzombie Compulsion
The pressing need to post in every single thread in the OTD.
Well, duh.
Sebastian = Grandeur.
I try to tell them that all the time, but it's like Einstein trying to explain the Theory of Relativity to an ant. Can't be done because Einstein is dead!
The pressing need to post in every single thread in the OTD.
I thought that was me.
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The Aberzombie Compulsion
The pressing need to post in every single thread in the OTD.
Not every one! I haven't posted in the Paizo Paper Minis Discussion Thread........YET.
Besides, some of those other threads have only been visited by my aliases. You can't really expect me to control everything those guys do!
Or Heathy. Lord knows he has the post count for it.The pressing need to post in every single thread in the OTD.I thought that was me.
Nah, CourtFool and Heathy both stay out of the free-form roleplaying threads. :)
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Sebastian Germination
All undesired outcomes are the direct cause of Sebastian.
Unless you meant this to say "All desired outcomes are directly caused by Sebastian," this actually translates to: "All the bad s~@% in the world got together, played peek-a-boo peepee, and nine months later out popped Sebastian."
Honestly, either works.
Nah, CourtFool and Heathy both stay out of the free-form roleplaying threads. :)
Yeah, nothing but a bunch of god-modders in those things.
Azhagal's Compulsive-Schizophrenic Reincarnation Delusion a condition characterized the painful need to pick up at least 3 comissions a week, then posting rough, relatively mediocre WIPs over the course of the week, yet in the process, one suffering from Azhagal's Compulsive-Schizophrenic Reincarnation Delusion, feels it is their moral obligation to finish only one out of the three comission they took, replacing the older comissions with shiny new ones. once these obsessive compulsive commissions take up around 30 hours of the afflicted one's life, they feel a sense of completion, then about 1 day later they will feel that they will die unless the post as many rough self indulgent digital sketches as possible. after this is finished they wil be inspired to review their dead comissions and finish only one, leaving the rest to fester on deviantart,never to see the light of their Wacom tablet ever again.
The Jade Gambit, Part II
When in doubt, resort to shameless pluggery of one's current projects.Shiny Corollary to the Jade Gambit, Part II:
When in doubt, resort to shameless pluggery of one's current projects. Which no one pays attention to anyway.
LOL. Well if we didn't let people know we were doing things, who would ever know? Silence never seves the provider of stuff. Shout to hill and dale! Bellow, "I made pooh! Look at my wonderful pooh!" Well, that's what A.A. Milne did when he got published anyway.