Earthquake Destroys L.A.

[David Fryer]

Howcome nobody is reporting on the earthquake that destroyed Los Angeles yesterday? It's a conspericy I tell you. I mean I can see the smoke from here, and we're over a thousand miles away. The whole city is gone, and what's left is overrun by zombies! Come on people, demand the truth from your leaders!

Spoiler:

Okay I'm just kidding. I just wanted to ninja yellodingo, ya know.

[fray]

Dude... it was only a 4.8. I was sleeping.
I only wake for 6.0+ quakes.

[David Fryer]

I know. I used to be like that when I lived in LBC.

[Aberzombie]

Lush Botannical Courtyard?

[Patrick Curtin]

Lascivious Beethoven Concerto?

[zylphryx]

Lunatic Buffalo Campground?

[yellowdingo]

David Fryer wrote:

Howcome nobody is reporting on the earthquake that destroyed Los Angeles yesterday? It's a conspericy I tell you. I mean I can see the smoke from here, and we're over a thousand miles away. The whole city is gone, and what's left is overrun by zombies! Come on people, demand the truth from your leaders!

** spoiler omitted **

"Eeeee! Canned Goods and Shotguns! For the love of Pappa Smurf people!...Canned Goods and Shotguns!"

Tudkoow! Tudkoow! Twelve guage echoes in the distance.

The dog with the hand carrying a burning brand for a head bounds across the freeway...
"Holy Smurfette what was that?"

[Aberzombie]

I blame Sebastian.

Spoiler:

Someone was going to......

[houstonderek]

David Fryer wrote:

I know. I used to be like that when I lived in LBC.

Do you know Ross MC? Are you qualified to represent the LBC?

Do you now, or have you ever owned a Dalmatian?

How many structure fires were you responsible for on April 29, 1992?

;)

[Patrick Curtin]

houstonderek wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

I know. I used to be like that when I lived in LBC.

Do you know Ross MC? Are you qualified to represent the LBC?

Do you now, or have you ever owned a Dalmatian?

How many structure fires were you responsible for on April 29, 1992?

;)

Light bulb above head

Ahh ...Long Beach! Now I get it!

April 26 1992
There were riots on the streets
Tell me where were you
You were sitting home watching your TV
While I was participating in some anarchy..

Above link is most likely considered NSFW

[David Fryer]

houstonderek wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

I know. I used to be like that when I lived in LBC.

Do you know Ross MC? Are you qualified to represent the LBC?

No I don't know Ross MC. However I attended High School with Calvin Broadus Jr. so I think I'm qualified.

houstonderek wrote:

Do you now, or have you ever owned a Dalmatian?

I used to. His name was Patch.

houstonderek wrote:

How many structure fires were you responsible for on April 29, 1992?

;)

Actually none. I was too busy helping my girlfriend's dad keep his store from getting burned down. We rounded up a bunch of my Samoan buddies who stood in front of the store with baseball bats and ax handles. Not a single store on that block got looted or burned. The guy who lived behind me was called up as part of the National Guard though. Almost got himself run over by some guy breaking curfew.

[yellowdingo]

Its at times like this that you want ground level fountains that dispense great aerosol clouds of TEAR GAS located on every street corner.

[houstonderek]

Oh, and next time someone says an earthquake destroys L.A., sucker had better be floating to Catalina.

It's just cruel to get someone's hopes up like that, just to dash them on the rocks of the reality that LA still exists...