Man, I could go for a pitchfork right about now...

[spamhammer]

With all this hay piling up on my front lawn, I'm starting to regret not having a pitchfork.

[Crimson Jester]

What you have a bunch of angry villagers with nothing but torches?

[Kirth Gersen]

With all these idiots driving around Houston, I'm still regretting not having a rocket launcher...

[Pitchfork Salesman]

GET your pitchforks! Fine quality pitchforks!

[Crimson Jester]

Kirth Gersen wrote:

With all these idiots driving around Houston, I'm still regretting not having a rocket launcher...

Singing"If I had a rocket launcher...sombody would payeeeyeyee"

[Kirth Gersen]

Crimson Jester wrote:

Singing"If I had a rocket launcher...sombody would payeeeyeyee"

My theme song!

[Hugo Solis]

I wish I was mad at something right now...this thread looks promising

[Xaaon of Xen'Drik]

Kirth Gersen wrote:

With all these idiots driving around Houston, I'm still regretting not having a rocket launcher...

Go find a Browning 50cal, strap it to your hood, and...turn our world into Car Wars!! heh, j/k of course, do not construe my jovial suggestion as an actual suggestion.

[Crimson Jester]

Best car wars vehicle ever: My firend used an armored pick up truck and 20 migrant workers with shotguns, grenades and rocket launchers!!!

[Garydee]

Kirth Gersen wrote:

With all these idiots driving around Houston, I'm still regretting not having a rocket launcher...

An insane satyr is blowing up cars with a rocket launcher...news at 10.

[Pitchfork Salesman]

Step right up, folks!

There's a reason that a classic is a classic! Feel this ergonomic hand-tool interface! Behold these clean, classic lines; these long piercing teeth! Think of how reach will give you the advantage you are looking for. Get yourselves the all-purpose weapon that has been discerning mobs' number one choice since before the 18th century!

By the way folks, I'm still looking for a partner who has a good line of personal mobile fire sources...

[CourtFool]

Hugo Solis wrote:

I wish I was mad at something right now...this thread looks promising

World hunger?

[Kirth Gersen]

Garydee wrote:

An insane satyr is blowing up cars with a rocket launcher...news at 10.

No cars in Houston... everyone needs an F-350 pickup truck to commute inside the Beltway while hauling nothing.

[Pitchfork Salesman]

Perfect for hauling pitchforks or mob members armed with pitchforks!

[Hugo Solis]

CourtFool wrote:

Hugo Solis wrote:

I wish I was mad at something right now...this thread looks promising

World hunger?

That would be fine if I was going for Miss America... :P

[Pitchfork Salesman]

Miss America has endorsed my line of pitchforks...get 'em while they're in stock!

[CourtFool]

Pitchfork Salesman wrote:

Miss America has endorsed my line of pitchforks...get 'em while they're in stock!

Sure that was not Miss California?

[Pitchfork Salesman]

So has Perez Hilton!

[CourtFool]

Pitchfork Salesman wrote:

So has Perez Hilton!

That is a given.

[spamhammer]

Pitchfork Salesman wrote:

GET your pitchforks! Fine quality pitchforks!

I'll take thirty!

[Lord Fyre]

It could be worse ...

[Pitchfork Salesman]

Here ya go!

By the way, pitchforks work well on both Plants and Zombies!

No need to crowd folks, there's plenty of pitchforks for all.

[CourtFool]

How are they on swine flu?

[Pitchfork Salesman]

Great!

Use them to clear the victims of, without infecting yourself.

[Crimson Jester]

CourtFool wrote:

How are they on swine flu?

they dont work well on the flu, now the pigs on the other hand. messy but effective.

[Pitchfork Salesman]

I see you have an eye for salesmanship as well as practical matters, sir.

Would you consider a second career as a torch seller?

[Crimson Jester]

Pitchfork Salesman wrote:

I see you have an eye for salesmanship as well as practical matters, sir.

Would you consider a second career as a torch seller?

No thank you. By the way you seem to be out of pitchforks...those damn thieves.

[Pitchfork Salesman]

Oh no, they've just been selling briskly.

Opens bag of holding and draws out more product while keeping a close eye on the thief.