
The 8th Dwarf |

Surrender now you pathetic Melbournians and I shall go gently on you as you toil in my Salt mines beneath Princess Park.
Yes Melbournians recognise that Sydney is a far superior city, culturally, financially, and socially or I shall release my ultimate weapon the Kyle Sanderlandborgs and they shall annoy the crap out of you until your heads explode.

The 8th Dwarf |

Just acknowledge what act was done in your family history to get you landed in jail in Australia...
I'm of the thought that the average Australian is guilty through heritage of unnatural acts with animals.....
On my European Side – I think 2nd and 3rd Fleet are the earliest of the lot that came out here.
One was an arsonist :-) burnt down a school.
One was a Royal Marine.
Of course I trump all that with 60,000 years of continuous culture on my Aboriginal side.
Now Flynster I understand that you were attempting to be humorous with the whole interfering with animals thing. Your delivery was terrible, you need to go back and rework your material.

The 8th Dwarf |

ahh you silly southerners actually believing that you have any significance, how quaint
As Paul Keating one of our greatest Prime Ministers once said "Australia is at the arse end of the Earth".
Which is perfect for our plans, first we will take New Zealand, then we will take the world.
Bwhahahahahahhahahahhahaahhhahah cough cough Hhahahahahhahahah hah ahh ahhh h aaaaaaa

The 8th Dwarf |

Newcastle will emerge as ruler of all!
With our stockpiles of coal, we shall be ready when everyone else runs out so we can then laugh at you all as you beg and grovel for our love...;)-
Bah as a child of the GONG I laugh at your New...Castle. For holy Wollongong has Steelworks, Coal mines, Steel Stadium and the Dapto Dogs.