Rep. Greasy McPorker wrote:
Madam, you are as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oat meal.
And you is as slippery as a prize pig in a mud waller.
**BOOM**
I gettim that thar time? Durn skinny ol' hippeh pollytishun keeps dodging the bullets. Musta learned that thar skill as a revenooer.