General Jackson vs. General Patton FIGHT!

[CourtFool]

Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson vs. George Smith Patton, Jr.

You know the drill.

[Aberzombie]

Patton builds a tank out of scrap metal and a rusty bicycle - "Stonewall" gets reduced to so much rubble. Patton wins!

[houstonderek]

This really isn't fair, you know. Patton is Stonewall incarnate...

[Aberzombie]

Hmmm....you've got a point. It'd be like making the man fight himself. That outcome is more like Mutually Assured Destruction.