Damn. Missed the top. And there's no "but I want to be on the top of the page" flag to get your insolent post deleted! Well, have to spam 50 posts....
Nah, forget about the top thing.
Still no blog.
*waiting, inexorably waiting, the smell of blood in his nostrils* ^
^Father Ted reference, I don't expect anyone outside of Ireland, so most people on this board, to get it, but meh.
Still no blog.
Still no blog.
*waiting, inexorably waiting, the smell of blood in his nostrils* ^
^Father Ted reference, I don't expect anyone outside of Ireland, so most people on this board, to get it, but meh.
Still no blog.
Well, at least they didn't shut down the website due to a goblin attack. If that were the case, I'd be compulsively checking the website every 10 seconds.
Cover art for Pathfinder RPG?
We'll I'm certainly glad that ISN'T it Spoiler McSpoilsalot. :P
We'll I'm certainly glad that ISN'T it Spoiler McSpoilsalot. :P
Good, because with the tension you're trying to build, the coverart to the PFRPG would be ... well ... anti-climatic. It is great, don't get me wrong, but not tension-worthy.
But how long into Monday is this suspense going to last? Noon? Dusk? One minute before midnight? ;)
Until Wes has had sufficient fun torturing us? *just teasing Wes*
If he waits too much longer, this will transform into the "Just Take It" Uneasy Thread...
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You guys are slow...
In the Blog...
Pathfinder "Takin' It Easy" Caption UnContest
Monday, February 2, 2009
In just over 20 issues of Pathfinder we've put our 12 iconic heroes through a lot. Pathfinder volume #4 features Seoni getting knocked off a cliff, Pathfinder volume #11 sees Lem getting strangled, and in Pathfinder volume #18 Lini gets abandoned by her allies (and her kitty!). So yeah, we're a little rough on those guys. So, in Pathfinder volume #21, we give them a little break. Check it out. (Forewarning, this is arguably NSFW).
Once you're done ogling Valerous, here's the deal. Until Friday we'll be accepting captions for this piece on the "Takin' It Easy" UnThread. We'll hook up whoever writes the caption that makes us laugh hardest with a free PDF or... something (we're still working out the details). Regardless, it'll be something cool. One caption per entrant please (that counts aliases as well).
So there you go! Write down what comes to mind (try to keep it PG–13 rated) and maybe we'll hook you up with something! Yeah, there aren't a lot of details, but we're playing things fast and loose 'cause we thought it'd be fun. Can't wait to see what you all come up with!
F. Wesley Schneider
Pathfinder Managing Editor
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OK, is the fourth one supposed to be Kyra or not?
I believe so: fighter, wizard, rogue, cleric. (Although paladin might be reasonable there, too.)
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My attempt: "Two seconds later, both the assassin and Valeros' jaw hit the ground. Between them was a shared thought: Where had Merisiel been hiding the throwing daggers??"
Come on ladies, don't be paranoid. These Arkona guys are allright by me!
Valeros: "What? You DID ASK what an Andoran jacuzzi is!"
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My caption: Little did his friends know that Ezren's Arcane Eye functioned perfectly well underwater.
My link: click for more hot tub fun
My question: How can I order a full-sized print of this picture?
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Once you're done ogling Valeros, here's the deal.
Valeros? Who cares? He's a fighter: of course he's going to look like that. But is that Ezran lying down with his back turned to the rest of the party? When did 40-50 year old wizards get into weight training?
Carrying that spellbook around all the time works wonders on the delts.
When did 40-50 year old wizards get into weight training?
All that treasure isn't going to carry itself. Also, when running from universe-ending horrors is part of your job description, you get in shape.
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Once you're done ogling Valeros, here's the deal.
Valeros? Who cares? He's a fighter: of course he's going to look like that. But is that Ezran lying down with his back turned to the rest of the party? When did 40-50 year old wizards get into weight training?
Ezren ain't no fool. No man of letters visits the bath house without a liberal dose of Bull's Strength and Eagle's Splendor.
Valeros: Like nobody cares what d7's going to think about all of this!
"If only ..."
Valeros: "Assassin? Get your sassy asses back in the water!"
Valeros: Sweet Barleybrew! How am I about to die when all I want to do is multiply?
