Safe House

[The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord]

Look at all this gold glad I left the gold plated tin in the main guild hall.

~sets up several effigies~

sets up traps

Whistles to myself

[Kobold Catgirl]

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

Look at all this gold glad I left the gold plated tin in the main guild hall.

~sets up several effigies~

sets up traps

Whistles to myself

*Teleports in*

Your running days are over, Crimson Jester! DIE!!!
*Blasts CJ*

[Unbeliever]

Er, what?

Say, someone left a gold effigy! Hot dang!!

[Jack's Right Hand Man]

*enters the fray along with the sm^rfs* JRHM starts to beat up some thieves and the sm^rfs begin to devour those thieves that fall on the ground*

[Garydee]

smurf

[Crimson Jester]

effigy #1 explodes in a hail of potassium and nails

[Jack's Right Hand Man]

smurf

[Garydee]

smurf

[Kobold Catgirl]

Crimson Jester wrote:

effigy #1 explodes in a hail of potassium and nails

Fortunately, I can cast Detect Deceptive Attempt quite easily! I am fully aware which one is real!

*Starts blasting actual CJRL*

[The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord]

Ow hey that Tickles

Here ~gives bright package

Spoiler:

I Prepared explosive runes today

[Kobold Catgirl]

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

Ow hey that Tickles

Here ~gives bright package
** spoiler omitted **

*Hands his own package*

Spoiler:

I also prepared it, but as a shaman, I can cast it more than once. Once for a counterspell, and the other for...well...
Translation: You're screwed.

*Blasts CJRL while slashing at him, taking advantage of the rogue's stunned condition from the explosive runes*

[Kobold Catgirl]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

Ow hey that Tickles

Here ~gives bright package
** spoiler omitted **

*Hands his own package*

** spoiler omitted **
*Blasts CJRL while slashing at him, taking advantage of the rogue's stunned condition from the explosive runes*

Jacks, I must leave. Good luck! I have put a binding spell on this thread, so that the creator cannot leave without suffering excruciating and eventually fatal pain. Goodbye!

*Sends on last blast, then teleports to profile*

[Jack's Right Hand Man]

*Upon hearing KC leaving, the sm^rfs and JRHM go back to the clubhouse.

[The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord]

Mwahahaha the plan worked and the Jacks clubhouse is empty of all Beer and other sundries

[Jack's Right Hand Man]

The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:

Mwahahaha the plan worked and the Jacks clubhouse is empty of all Beer and other sundries

Only in your dreams thief.

[Crimson Jester]

I knew it was too good to be true... Damn empty beer cans.... Who would have thought that they would have so many.

At least I have all the toilet paper....won't they be surprised

[Crimson Jester]

~Runs quickly into the safe house opens trap door and dives head first into the hole locking it securely behind him~

"IT"S COMING!!"

[Demon Lord of Tribbles]

Pops in Whats coming, hey you want a stripper? Leaves neckless of stripper summoning III, a basket of tribbles and a bottle of endless wine, then leaves

[Callous Jack]

Crimson Jester wrote:

At least I have all the toilet paper....won't they be surprised

Blast, we have no toilet paper! Good thing we have all these tribbles lying around...

[lynora-Jill]

Callous Jack wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

At least I have all the toilet paper....won't they be surprised

Blast, we have no toilet paper! Good thing we have all these tribbles lying around...

....Or you could just send the Acme Robot to the store to get some more. Just sayin'....

[Crimson Jester]

it's a mouse...how did

Runs Like hell back to the guild

"AHHHHHH!!!!"