Twelver Gamer Days Of Christmas

[David Fryer]

On the first day of Christmas, my DM sent at me:

A kobold with a large spear.

[Tensor]

Two demons mating.

[0gre]

Three Fiendish Hags

[David Fryer]

Four flights of Dragons.

[Mark Moreland]

Five Dwarven kings!

[Labradoodle]

Six random encounters.

[fray]

Seven Ogres Singing

[Tensor]

Eight Sword Maidens

[Mark Moreland]

fray wrote:

Seven Swords of Sinning

Fixed it for you. You guys are not sticking to Pathfinder here! or proper scansion!

[David Fryer]

yoda8myhead wrote:

fray wrote:

Seven Swords of Sinning

Fixed it for you. You guys are not sticking to Pathfinder here! or proper scansion!

My group votes with you Yoda. That is why you are master.

[Paul Watson]

yoda8myhead wrote:

fray wrote:

Seven Swords of Sinning

Fixed it for you. You guys are not sticking to Pathfinder here! or proper scansion!

Nine Clerics Curing

[Ubermench]

Ten bards a strumming

[fray]

Eleven Goblins Tripping

yoda - better? ;)

[Mark Moreland]

fray wrote:

Eleven Goblins Tripping

yoda - better? ;)

much

[Whimsy Chris]

Twelve trolls a trolling

[David Fryer]

So what should we do now?

[Charles Evans 25]

And Cthulhu, fhtagn! (It finishes with Cthulhu and insane cosmic horror, as it has to do, take note every person who reaches twelve in future!)

On the second day of Christmas, my DM sent to me.....

[Ubermench]

Merry Cthulhumas and a happy Ny-Arlthotep to all.

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

M(2.71828)(r^2)[(1/y)^-1] (square root of x^2)(force/acceleration)

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

No one got that, eh?

[Charles Evans 25]

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

No one got that, eh?

You wished us something along the lines of M-e-r*r-y-x-mass. You didn't invite us to say we'd worked it out.... :)

And Merry Christmas to you, The Eldritch Mr. Shiny.

[David Fryer]

On the first day of Christmas, my DM gave to me:

A +1 frostblade longsword.

[Hugo Solis]

Two Paizo Xmas giftcards

Spoiler:

oh wait...those doesn't exist yet... ;P

[Sean Mattia]

Hugo Solis wrote:

Two Paizo Xmas giftcards

** spoiler omitted **

I've asked for something along those lines before.. :P

They said just buy a prepaid credit card and give it to them.. :(

I wanted the gift card with the logo and stuff on it ******!

:D

[Hugo Solis]

Sean Mattia wrote:

Hugo Solis wrote:

Two Paizo Xmas giftcards

** spoiler omitted **

I've asked for something along those lines before.. :P

They said just buy a prepaid credit card and give it to them.. :(

I wanted the gift card with the logo and stuff on it ******!

:D

Happened to me as well. Well, I hope snata bring's lots of extra time for the Gary Teter so he can catch up with all the pending stuff :P

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Rudolph, he will change his name,
'Cuz Rudolph just sounds pretty lame.
Now we'll call him Ragnagord, the evil reindeer overlord.
His nose, it shall be red no more,
It will be blackened to the core.
His eyes will glow an evil glow,
To guide the chariot through the snow.

- Random poem from DeviantArt