Dangit! I told that boy to be home by 3 am! He's gonna get grounded what am!
Big Tex, you could at least have the decency to teach the toddler to not set off the silent alarm, you know those Texas police officers were trying to sleep.
I dun told that boy he could stop by the toy store, ifn he was in bed by three at the latest and picked me up another booster pack! I didn't see no booster in his hand there at the end, neether! Kids taday! Hell, I don't feel sorry for them boys. Ya know they were next door at Big Pig's Donuts anyway.
Weird that a door was left unlocked and the boy just happened to get curious that same night.
Proof you have to watch your kids, man. Because they can really exploit an opportunity and get into anything, can't they?
Edit: the story that follows it is scary to watch.
We wuz bizy.