I'm not joking. The Pigeons are up to something, and it's my job to find out what!
And no, I'm not being paranoid! The Pigeons are definitely up to something. Now, just now, they had a huge battle with the Jacks. Then, all of a sudden, they claimed it was 'to easy' and they left.
Pigeons don't do stuff like that. Even if they were outnumbered and losing badly, they wouldn't have insulted themselves by using such a lame excuse to leave!
Worst still, the Jacks later insulted the Pigeons by acting like they worked for me! And still the Pigeons did not act!
They are up to something, and I have to find out what.
Their off sulking ever since we Seagulls showed up.
You're in way over your head, Kobold Cleaver. We'd recommend you stay out of this, lest somebody get hurt.
Kobold Cleaver. You have murdered Jay Frogskin. Explain yourself.
Kobold Cleaver. You have murdered Jay Frogskin. Explain yourself.
I don't need to explain myself to you Pigeons. Jay Frogskin was weak, and he had to be disposed of.
Kobold Cleaver. You have murdered Jay Frogskin. Explain yourself.I don't need to explain myself to you Pigeons. Jay Frogskin was weak, and he had to be disposed of.
Heh, you're not as honorable as we thought, KC. To kill a fellow Paizonian--
Heh, you're not as honorable as we thought, KC. To kill a fellow Paizonian--Kobold Cleaver. You have murdered Jay Frogskin. Explain yourself.I don't need to explain myself to you Pigeons. Jay Frogskin was weak, and he had to be disposed of.
He was not a 'fellow'. he was a servant. A slave. Worst still, a disloyal one.
He was not a 'fellow'. he was a servant. A slave. Worst still, a disloyal one.Heh, you're not as honorable as we thought, KC. To kill a fellow Paizonian--Kobold Cleaver. You have murdered Jay Frogskin. Explain yourself.I don't need to explain myself to you Pigeons. Jay Frogskin was weak, and he had to be disposed of.
He was not disloyal. You were simply too rash to imagine that there might be a better approach to your problem.
He was not disloyal. You were simply too rash to imagine that there might be a better approach to your problem.He was not a 'fellow'. he was a servant. A slave. Worst still, a disloyal one.Heh, you're not as honorable as we thought, KC. To kill a fellow Paizonian--Kobold Cleaver. You have murdered Jay Frogskin. Explain yourself.I don't need to explain myself to you Pigeons. Jay Frogskin was weak, and he had to be disposed of.
I AM AT WAR, PIGEONS!!! I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO WORRY TAHT MY SERVANT WILL BETRAY ME TO THE ENEMY!!!
I AM AT WAR, PIGEONS!!! I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO WORRY TAHT MY SERVANT WILL BETRAY ME TO THE ENEMY!!!He was not disloyal. You were simply too rash to imagine that there might be a better approach to your problem.He was not a 'fellow'. he was a servant. A slave. Worst still, a disloyal one.Heh, you're not as honorable as we thought, KC. To kill a fellow Paizonian--Kobold Cleaver. You have murdered Jay Frogskin. Explain yourself.I don't need to explain myself to you Pigeons. Jay Frogskin was weak, and he had to be disposed of.
And who is this 'enemy'? Please, for the benefit of your fellows.
And who is this 'enemy'? Please, for the benefit of your fellows.I AM AT WAR, PIGEONS!!! I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO WORRY TAHT MY SERVANT WILL BETRAY ME TO THE ENEMY!!!He was not disloyal. You were simply too rash to imagine that there might be a better approach to your problem.He was not a 'fellow'. he was a servant. A slave. Worst still, a disloyal one.Heh, you're not as honorable as we thought, KC. To kill a fellow Paizonian--Kobold Cleaver. You have murdered Jay Frogskin. Explain yourself.I don't need to explain myself to you Pigeons. Jay Frogskin was weak, and he had to be disposed of.
You are. I know of your plans.
You are. I know of your plans.And who is this 'enemy'? Please, for the benefit of your fellows.I AM AT WAR, PIGEONS!!! I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO WORRY TAHT MY SERVANT WILL BETRAY ME TO THE ENEMY!!!He was not disloyal. You were simply too rash to imagine that there might be a better approach to your problem.He was not a 'fellow'. he was a servant. A slave. Worst still, a disloyal one.Heh, you're not as honorable as we thought, KC. To kill a fellow Paizonian--Kobold Cleaver. You have murdered Jay Frogskin. Explain yourself.I don't need to explain myself to you Pigeons. Jay Frogskin was weak, and he had to be disposed of.
We are the 'enemy'? Then, let us FIGHT!!!!!
We are the 'enemy'? Then, let us FIGHT!!!!!You are. I know of your plans.And who is this 'enemy'? Please, for the benefit of your fellows.I AM AT WAR, PIGEONS!!! I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO WORRY TAHT MY SERVANT WILL BETRAY ME TO THE ENEMY!!!He was not disloyal. You were simply too rash to imagine that there might be a better approach to your problem.He was not a 'fellow'. he was a servant. A slave. Worst still, a disloyal one.Heh, you're not as honorable as we thought, KC. To kill a fellow Paizonian--Kobold Cleaver. You have murdered Jay Frogskin. Explain yourself.I don't need to explain myself to you Pigeons. Jay Frogskin was weak, and he had to be disposed of.
LEMMINGS, ATTACK!!!!
LEMMINGS, ATTACK!!!!We are the 'enemy'? Then, let us FIGHT!!!!!You are. I know of your plans.And who is this 'enemy'? Please, for the benefit of your fellows.I AM AT WAR, PIGEONS!!! I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO WORRY TAHT MY SERVANT WILL BETRAY ME TO THE ENEMY!!!He was not disloyal. You were simply too rash to imagine that there might be a better approach to your problem.He was not a 'fellow'. he was a servant. A slave. Worst still, a disloyal one.Heh, you're not as honorable as we thought, KC. To kill a fellow Paizonian--Kobold Cleaver. You have murdered Jay Frogskin. Explain yourself.I don't need to explain myself to you Pigeons. Jay Frogskin was weak, and he had to be disposed of.
Pigeons, KILL!!!!
Pigeons, KILL!!!!LEMMINGS, ATTACK!!!!We are the 'enemy'? Then, let us FIGHT!!!!!You are. I know of your plans.And who is this 'enemy'? Please, for the benefit of your fellows.I AM AT WAR, PIGEONS!!! I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO WORRY TAHT MY SERVANT WILL BETRAY ME TO THE ENEMY!!!He was not disloyal. You were simply too rash to imagine that there might be a better approach to your problem.He was not a 'fellow'. he was a servant. A slave. Worst still, a disloyal one.Heh, you're not as honorable as we thought, KC. To kill a fellow Paizonian--Kobold Cleaver. You have murdered Jay Frogskin. Explain yourself.I don't need to explain myself to you Pigeons. Jay Frogskin was weak, and he had to be disposed of.
GRARRRR!!!! CHARRRRGE!!!
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GRARRRR!!!! CHARRRRGE!!!Pigeons, KILL!!!!LEMMINGS, ATTACK!!!!We are the 'enemy'? Then, let us FIGHT!!!!!You are. I know of your plans.And who is this 'enemy'? Please, for the benefit of your fellows.I AM AT WAR, PIGEONS!!! I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO WORRY TAHT MY SERVANT WILL BETRAY ME TO THE ENEMY!!!He was not disloyal. You were simply too rash to imagine that there might be a better approach to your problem.He was not a 'fellow'. he was a servant. A slave. Worst still, a disloyal one.Heh, you're not as honorable as we thought, KC. To kill a fellow Paizonian--Kobold Cleaver. You have murdered Jay Frogskin. Explain yourself.I don't need to explain myself to you Pigeons. Jay Frogskin was weak, and he had to be disposed of.
There are the Lemmings! Transform them All!
There are the Lemmings! Transform them All!GRARRRR!!!! CHARRRRGE!!!Pigeons, KILL!!!!LEMMINGS, ATTACK!!!!We are the 'enemy'? Then, let us FIGHT!!!!!You are. I know of your plans.And who is this 'enemy'? Please, for the benefit of your fellows.I AM AT WAR, PIGEONS!!! I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO WORRY TAHT MY SERVANT WILL BETRAY ME TO THE ENEMY!!!He was not disloyal. You were simply too rash to imagine that there might be a better approach to your problem.He was not a 'fellow'. he was a servant. A slave. Worst still, a disloyal one.Heh, you're not as honorable as we thought, KC. To kill a fellow Paizonian--Kobold Cleaver. You have murdered Jay Frogskin. Explain yourself.I don't need to explain myself to you Pigeons. Jay Frogskin was weak, and he had to be disposed of.
AUGH!!!! HELP US, KOBOLD CLEAVER!
AUGH!!!! HELP US, KOBOLD CLEAVER!There are the Lemmings! Transform them All!GRARRRR!!!! CHARRRRGE!!!Pigeons, KILL!!!!LEMMINGS, ATTACK!!!!We are the 'enemy'? Then, let us FIGHT!!!!!You are. I know of your plans.And who is this 'enemy'? Please, for the benefit of your fellows.I AM AT WAR, PIGEONS!!! I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO WORRY TAHT MY SERVANT WILL BETRAY ME TO THE ENEMY!!!He was not disloyal. You were simply too rash to imagine that there might be a better approach to your problem.He was not a 'fellow'. he was a servant. A slave. Worst still, a disloyal one.Heh, you're not as honorable as we thought, KC. To kill a fellow Paizonian--Kobold Cleaver. You have murdered Jay Frogskin. Explain yourself.I don't need to explain myself to you Pigeons. Jay Frogskin was weak, and he had to be disposed of.
I AM CANDLE LIGHTER. I WAS PREVIOUSLY REGARDED AS A MERE HUMOROUS ALIAS, WITHOUT PURPOSE. BUT NOW I MAY HAVE PURPOSE, FIGHTING MY FORMER MASTER.
TREACHERY!!!!
*Channels energy from Cleaver directed at Candle Lighter*
*Channels energy from Cleaver directed at Candle Lighter*
*Dodges and turns to breathe flame at KC*
YOU'LL MAKE A MAGNIFICENT CANDLE.
*Channels energy from Cleaver directed at Candle Lighter**Dodges and turns to breathe flame at KC*
YOU'LL MAKE A MAGNIFICENT CANDLE.
*Holds up Cleaver, deflecting the flames*
I think not.
RARRR!!! YOU NOT CONVERT US WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!
We are amused by your attempt at defiance. But it is futile.
*Sends ray of converting at Lemmings*
*Most Lemmings dodge, though a few are converted*
GRRRR!!!!! To war, LEMMINGS!!! TO ME!!!!
*Channels energy from Cleaver directed at Candle Lighter**Dodges and turns to breathe flame at KC*
YOU'LL MAKE A MAGNIFICENT CANDLE.*Holds up Cleaver, deflecting the flames*
I think not.
CLEVER.
*Slashes KC badly with claws**KC falls to the ground*
*Channels energy from Cleaver directed at Candle Lighter**Dodges and turns to breathe flame at KC*
YOU'LL MAKE A MAGNIFICENT CANDLE.*Holds up Cleaver, deflecting the flames*
I think not.CLEVER.
*Slashes KC badly with claws*
*KC falls to the ground*
Uggh....
Uggh....*Channels energy from Cleaver directed at Candle Lighter**Dodges and turns to breathe flame at KC*
YOU'LL MAKE A MAGNIFICENT CANDLE.*Holds up Cleaver, deflecting the flames*
I think not.CLEVER.
*Slashes KC badly with claws*
*KC falls to the ground*
NOT CLEVER ENOUGH, LIZARD MAN.
*Raises head back for final blow*
Uggh....*Channels energy from Cleaver directed at Candle Lighter**Dodges and turns to breathe flame at KC*
YOU'LL MAKE A MAGNIFICENT CANDLE.*Holds up Cleaver, deflecting the flames*
I think not.CLEVER.
*Slashes KC badly with claws*
*KC falls to the ground*NOT CLEVER ENOUGH, LIZARD MAN.
*Raises head back for final blow*
*Cleaver flies right at Candle Lighter's throat*
I....am....not...a lizard...man....you....son....of...a...b***h....
Uggh....*Channels energy from Cleaver directed at Candle Lighter**Dodges and turns to breathe flame at KC*
YOU'LL MAKE A MAGNIFICENT CANDLE.*Holds up Cleaver, deflecting the flames*
I think not.CLEVER.
*Slashes KC badly with claws*
*KC falls to the ground*NOT CLEVER ENOUGH, LIZARD MAN.
*Raises head back for final blow**Cleaver flies right at Candle Lighter's throat*
I....am....not...a lizard...man....you....son....of...a...b***h....
URK! YOU HAVE WON, LIZARD MAN. THE FIGHT, BUT NOT THE WAR. NOT EVEN THE BATTLE.
*Falls down, dead*
Ha ha ha and the secret mastermind of the pigeon conspiracy appears
I'm confused.
*poop*
Much better now.
Ha ha ha and the secret mastermind of the pigeon conspiracy appears
Look, we don't need a flying monkey's help. We're managing quite fine without--oh crap, KC's killed Candle Lighter.
Oh well. While KC was preoccupied fighting the dragon, the Defectives were able to 'convert' all the Lemmings. KC has lost.
Ha ha ha and the secret mastermind of the pigeon conspiracy appearsLook, we don't need a flying monkey's help. We're managing quite fine without--oh crap, KC's killed Candle Lighter.
Oh well. While KC was preoccupied fighting the dragon, the Defectives were able to 'convert' all the Lemmings. KC has lost.
*Looks at the many Defectives departing*
*Looks at the many corpses of Lemmings*I...have failed....
*Pigeons bind KC and take him to the dungeon*
woo hoo!!!