"So, Galdor, what makes you so great?"
In grade nine I made the academic honour roll the first semester.
"Hmmm..that's good, but not great."
This one time in gym class in elementary school we were playing some sort of game involving balls and one of the balls hit a long bamboo pole that was propped up in the corner for some reason. This girl was standing near the pole as it fell over and she would have been hit on the head but I ran over and caught the pole first. Plus I got a splinter from the pole.
"Ok, what have you done for me lately?"
I'm named after a great warrior.
A small, green, three toed critter shuffles out of the swamp, "Wars do not make one great." Greenie shuffles away.
"Even if wars did one make great, you're only named after a great warrior, you're not a great warrior yourself."
I see your point. Ok, so...ummm... let me see...there was the time I...no, that's not great. Oh yeah! How about...nope, that's not great either...
"Galdor, I'm sure you're great. Maybe you need time to think of something you've done that makes you great."
Or maybe I'm not so great after all. Maybe I should change my name to Galdor the Not-So-Great...but I don't know how...
"Maybe you could choose a really great avatar!"
Now you're jsut trying to cheer me up. Let me wallow in all my ungreat glory.
"Oh Galdor, I think you're great. Just look at you, you're a great looking guy/girl/plant/boxspring/or whatever you are."
Really? That's awfully great of you to say.
"Yeah, I'm great too."
I'm going to post this now.
"Why?"
*shrug*
Are you a Tarrasque? They're pretty Great!
Howzabout Galdor the Above Average?
Galdor, you had me at "I stopped a pole from smacking a girl in the head."
That's good enough for me. Thou art great indeed!
Just noticed the satirical realm thread, and have posted suggesting it be moved to another forum, where perhaps it might get more attention.
And in case you are feeling rather let down, over others having been noticed, but not having been greeted so before, welcome to the Paizo boards. (Please post carefully.)
If this were the week, Lilith might be along with cookies, but it's the weekend <sad shrug> so you only have the skeleton crew around.
Remembers something from last night and throws pickles at The Jade.
Edit:
Make that bean curd. :-?
Charles Evans 25 wrote: Remembers something from last night and throws pickles at The Jade. AGH! YA GOMME!
::staggers back, clutching his chest::
I've been riddled with deliciousness!
Turn, hellhound, turn!
<Pauses, trying to remember where the quote comes from.>
Shakespeare, maybe?
Edit:
Yay, google reveals it to be from 'The Scottish Play'.
What was MacDuff doing with levels in cleric anyway? Although I do remember cute second edition rules which allowed the turning of evil outsiders.
Edit:
Oh, wait, he [MacDuff] could have been a paladin.
Charles Evans 25 wrote: Remembers something from last night and throws pickles at The Jade. Kosher or sweet?
Your post was mildly amusing. I dub thee Galdor the Pretty O.K.
Charles Evans 25 wrote: What was MacDuff doing with levels in cleric anyway? Although I do remember cute second edition rules which allowed the turning of evil outsiders.
Edit:
Oh, wait, he [MacDuff] could have been a paladin.
Is he related to Duffman?
Charles Evans 25 wrote: Shakespeare, maybe?
Edit:
Yay, google reveals it to be from 'The Scottish Play'.
You mean MacBeth?
Shadowborn wrote: Your post was mildly amusing. I dub thee Galdor the Pretty O.K. Galdor the OK when i'm drunk on a sunday night?
GAAAHHHH wrote: Charles Evans 25 wrote: Shakespeare, maybe?
Edit:
Yay, google reveals it to be from 'The Scottish Play'.
You mean MacBeth? <runs around in panic, waving list in the air>
This thread is doomed! Bail out everyone, bail out!
<scuttles off>
Abandon thread! Abandon thread!
*Teleports out*
WHG's Flunkie wrote: GAAAHHHH wrote: Charles Evans 25 wrote: Shakespeare, maybe?
Edit:
Yay, google reveals it to be from 'The Scottish Play'.
You mean MacBeth? <runs around in panic, waving list in the air>
This thread is doomed! Bail out everyone, bail out!
<scuttles off>
I wonder if GAAAAAAAAAAAAH! does not yet know that saying the name of that the Scottish play is bad luck amongst theatre folk?
flash_cxxi wrote: Are you a Tarrasque? They're pretty Great! I've never been a Tarrasque before, thought I was once a paladin. My deity and I didn't on some things so we agreed to go our seperate ways. Now I'm just a regular dude.
On the other hand, I once ate 40 Timbits in one sitting, so, well, you know...
houstonderek wrote: Shadowborn wrote: Your post was mildly amusing. I dub thee Galdor the Pretty O.K. Galdor the OK when i'm drunk on a sunday night? I don't usually get drunk on Sunday nights, so that would severely limit his ok-ness. Friday or Saturday would do the trick though.
Galdor the Great wrote: On the other hand, I once ate 40 Timbits in one sitting, so, well, you know... Ouch. I bet Tim wasn't happy about that at all...no wonder you lost your paladin status.
Shadowborn wrote: Galdor the Great wrote: On the other hand, I once ate 40 Timbits in one sitting, so, well, you know... Ouch. I bet Tim wasn't happy about that at all...no wonder you lost your paladin status. Darn right I wasn't! I'd been saving up all those toenail clippings for WEEKS. Was gonna use them to clone myself!
Timitius wrote: Shadowborn wrote: Galdor the Great wrote: On the other hand, I once ate 40 Timbits in one sitting, so, well, you know... Ouch. I bet Tim wasn't happy about that at all...no wonder you lost your paladin status. Darn right I wasn't! I'd been saving up all those toenail clippings for WEEKS. Was gonna use them to clone myself!
The Tim whose bits I'm referring to was a great sorceror. He used to shoot fireballs around, mainly to show off. He looked an awful lot like Sir Lancelot...
On a somewhat related topic, I'm most likely great because I'm a breakfast cereal, of the frosted variety.
Galdor the Great wrote: Timitius wrote: Shadowborn wrote: Galdor the Great wrote: On the other hand, I once ate 40 Timbits in one sitting, so, well, you know... Ouch. I bet Tim wasn't happy about that at all...no wonder you lost your paladin status. Darn right I wasn't! I'd been saving up all those toenail clippings for WEEKS. Was gonna use them to clone myself!
The Tim whose bits I'm referring to was a great sorceror. He used to shoot fireballs around, mainly to show off. He looked an awful lot like Sir Lancelot...
On a somewhat related topic, I'm most likely great because I'm a breakfast cereal, of the frosted variety. Yes, yes. I know......and don't think I'm not cross about it!
Shadowborn wrote: houstonderek wrote: Shadowborn wrote: Your post was mildly amusing. I dub thee Galdor the Pretty O.K. Galdor the OK when i'm drunk on a sunday night? I don't usually get drunk on Sunday nights, so that would severely limit his ok-ness. Friday or Saturday would do the trick though. I'm off on Mondays, so Sundays are like my Saturdays...
I'm off most days...people tell me that quite often.
Oh, you mean off from work. Gotcha. Lucky you. I'd like to sleep in on Mondays, more often than not.
Just wanted to reiterate my Greatness...feel free to agree.
Galdor the Great wrote: Just wanted to reiterate my Greatness...feel free to agree. Yet you still pale in comparison to my own magnificence.
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote: Galdor the Great wrote: Just wanted to reiterate my Greatness...feel free to agree. Yet you still pale in comparison to my own magnificence. Or mine.
Callous Jack wrote: Secretlyreplacedwith wrote: Galdor the Great wrote: Just wanted to reiterate my Greatness...feel free to agree. Yet you still pale in comparison to my own magnificence. Or mine. On Galdor's Greatness Scale of Doom, where would you place your greatness? My greatness is ranked pi and yours seems to be purple.
Galdor the Great wrote: Callous Jack wrote: Secretlyreplacedwith wrote: Galdor the Great wrote: Just wanted to reiterate my Greatness...feel free to agree. Yet you still pale in comparison to my own magnificence. Or mine. On Galdor's Greatness Scale of Doom, where would you place your greatness? My greatness is ranked pi and yours seems to be purple. No scale is really adequate to properly evaluate the sheer magnitude of my awesomeness.
Galdor the Great wrote: On Galdor's Greatness Scale of Doom, where would you place your greatness? My greatness is ranked pi and yours seems to be purple. Pie is good, but not great like me.
Truly, you Greatness in quite...Great. Are there others more Great than you? I once met a robot - it seemed kinda great.
Celestial Healer wrote: Mmmmmm.
Pie.
Pie is good. There is this guy at work that is always telling people that he likes pie. He also claims to be a robot from the future. That's not Great.
Galdor the Great wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: Mmmmmm.
Pie.
Pie is good. There is this guy at work that is always telling people that he likes pie. He also claims to be a robot from the future. That's not Great. I beg to differ your pretty ok-ness, Key Lime Pie is indeed great.
To be truly great you need a great avi' like a drow!
Moorluck wrote: Galdor the Great wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: Mmmmmm.
Pie.
Pie is good. There is this guy at work that is always telling people that he likes pie. He also claims to be a robot from the future. That's not Great. I beg to differ your pretty ok-ness, Key Lime Pie is indeed great.
To be truly great you need a great avi' like a drow! It's probably time for me to pick an avatar - it's something I've been putting off...for no reason other than slothfullness...
And since I'm no less slothfull than I was 5 minutes ago, I'm hoping someone will pick an avatar for me. Anything you like. Based on any criteria you can think of. An avatar for Galdor the somewhat Great...
Since I am arguably the greatest looking drow on the boards, and humble, I suggest you select one of my nearly as handsome drow friends.
Moorluck wrote: Since I am arguably the greatest looking drow on the boards, and humble, I suggest you select one of my nearly as handsome drow friends. BEHOLD MY SCARY AVATAR!
*waits for something happen*
*anything*
*anything at all*
Everyone must be too scared to reply to my SCARY AVATAR!
Wandslinger wrote: Aaaghhhhh! My thoughts exactly. He found a picture of my mother-in-law.
Celestial Healer wrote: Wandslinger wrote: Aaaghhhhh! My thoughts exactly. He found a picture of my mother-in-law. So, as is typical for me, I lost my avatar so I am back to being avatar-less. I also found it a bit weird looking like someone's mother-in-law...unless, perhaps, I have a very limited career in identity theft ahead of me...
Galdor the Great wrote:
So, as is typical for me, I lost my avatar so I am back to being avatar-less. I also found it a bit weird looking like someone's mother-in-law...unless, perhaps, I have a very limited career in identity theft ahead of me...
Found a new avatar. Maybe it will get me noticed.
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