CourtFool vs Heathansson vs Sebastian... FIGHT!


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Cue the theme from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

First one to post gets to decide who's who...


I, of course, am all three. I am everything! The sooner you people realize how awesome I am, the happier we'll all be.


I am ugly!


CourtFool wrote:
I am ugly!

Well, I guess that means Heathy is "The Good"


See what you have started, veector?


veector wrote:
CourtFool wrote:
Well, I guess that means Heathy is "The Good"

I hardly think posers qualify for your original terms.


Mission Accomplished... you know this would be a very interesting fight in real life. A three-way brawl between a poodle, a werewolf, and a ... dwarf monk?

I'd happily go to jail on animal cruelty charges to see that fight!

Dark Archive

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
I, of course, am all three. I am everything! The sooner you people realize how awesome I am, the happier we'll all be.

You will die imposter. The very brilliance of my being will burn you where you stand.


The One True Sebastian wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
I, of course, am all three. I am everything! The sooner you people realize how awesome I am, the happier we'll all be.
You will die imposter. The very brilliance of my being will burn you where you stand.

Brin it on noob! My magnificence will shatter you on the rocks of humiliation. Don't worry, however. When you're hospitalized in a vegetative state, I'll be sure to pay someone to wipe the drool from your chin and change your diaper occasionally.


Aberzombie wrote:
The One True Sebastian wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
I, of course, am all three. I am everything! The sooner you people realize how awesome I am, the happier we'll all be.
You will die imposter. The very brilliance of my being will burn you where you stand.
Brin it on noob! My magnificence will shatter you on the rocks of humiliation. Don't worry, however. When you're hospitalized in a vegetative state, I'll be sure to pay someone to wipe the drool from your chin and change your diaper occasionally.

Oops. Your alias is showing.

Dark Archive

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
The One True Sebastian wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
I, of course, am all three. I am everything! The sooner you people realize how awesome I am, the happier we'll all be.
You will die imposter. The very brilliance of my being will burn you where you stand.
Brin it on noob! My magnificence will shatter you on the rocks of humiliation. Don't worry, however. When you're hospitalized in a vegetative state, I'll be sure to pay someone to wipe the drool from your chin and change your diaper occasionally.

You will be buried under the mountains of mediocraty and hide yourself in the darkest pits of shame. That is where a nightcrawler like you belongs. Foul spawn of necromancy cannot approach my holy brilliance. Die foul spawn.


David Fryer wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
The One True Sebastian wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
I, of course, am all three. I am everything! The sooner you people realize how awesome I am, the happier we'll all be.
You will die imposter. The very brilliance of my being will burn you where you stand.
Brin it on noob! My magnificence will shatter you on the rocks of humiliation. Don't worry, however. When you're hospitalized in a vegetative state, I'll be sure to pay someone to wipe the drool from your chin and change your diaper occasionally.
You will be buried under the mountains of mediocraty and hide yourself in the darkest pits of shame. That is where a nightcrawler like you belongs. Foul spawn of necromancy cannot approach my holy brilliance. Die foul spawn.

It’s contagious.

Liberty's Edge

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
... Don't worry, however. When you're hospitalized in a vegetative state, I'll be sure to pay someone to wipe the drool from your chin and change your diaper occasionally.

That's... Brutal.


CourtFool wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
The One True Sebastian wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
I, of course, am all three. I am everything! The sooner you people realize how awesome I am, the happier we'll all be.
You will die imposter. The very brilliance of my being will burn you where you stand.
Brin it on noob! My magnificence will shatter you on the rocks of humiliation. Don't worry, however. When you're hospitalized in a vegetative state, I'll be sure to pay someone to wipe the drool from your chin and change your diaper occasionally.
Oops. Your alias is showing.

Pulls suit closed to cover up his alias


Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
Pulls suit closed to cover up his alias

Uh huh.

Dark Archive Bella Sara Charter Superscriber

Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
The One True Sebastian wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
I, of course, am all three. I am everything! The sooner you people realize how awesome I am, the happier we'll all be.
You will die imposter. The very brilliance of my being will burn you where you stand.
Brin it on noob! My magnificence will shatter you on the rocks of humiliation. Don't worry, however. When you're hospitalized in a vegetative state, I'll be sure to pay someone to wipe the drool from your chin and change your diaper occasionally.

If I ever retire, I want you to succeed me.

Also, I already won this battle, so it's pointless to continue it. Not only that, but in winning it, I also have the right to claim the "ugly" title from CourtFool.


CourtFool wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
The One True Sebastian wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
I, of course, am all three. I am everything! The sooner you people realize how awesome I am, the happier we'll all be.
You will die imposter. The very brilliance of my being will burn you where you stand.
Brin it on noob! My magnificence will shatter you on the rocks of humiliation. Don't worry, however. When you're hospitalized in a vegetative state, I'll be sure to pay someone to wipe the drool from your chin and change your diaper occasionally.
You will be buried under the mountains of mediocraty and hide yourself in the darkest pits of shame. That is where a nightcrawler like you belongs. Foul spawn of necromancy cannot approach my holy brilliance. Die foul spawn.
It’s contagious.

Don't mind him. He's just jealous because he's the flawed, younger clone.

Silver Crusade

CourtFool wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
The One True Sebastian wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
I, of course, am all three. I am everything! The sooner you people realize how awesome I am, the happier we'll all be.
You will die imposter. The very brilliance of my being will burn you where you stand.
Brin it on noob! My magnificence will shatter you on the rocks of humiliation. Don't worry, however. When you're hospitalized in a vegetative state, I'll be sure to pay someone to wipe the drool from your chin and change your diaper occasionally.
You will be buried under the mountains of mediocraty and hide yourself in the darkest pits of shame. That is where a nightcrawler like you belongs. Foul spawn of necromancy cannot approach my holy brilliance. Die foul spawn.
It’s contagious.

Damn, all we need is undead poodles.

Dark Archive

Sebastian wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
The One True Sebastian wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
I, of course, am all three. I am everything! The sooner you people realize how awesome I am, the happier we'll all be.
You will die imposter. The very brilliance of my being will burn you where you stand.
Brin it on noob! My magnificence will shatter you on the rocks of humiliation. Don't worry, however. When you're hospitalized in a vegetative state, I'll be sure to pay someone to wipe the drool from your chin and change your diaper occasionally.

If I ever retire, I want you to succeed me.

Also, I already won this battle, so it's pointless to continue it. Not only that, but in winning it, I also have the right to claim the "ugly" title from CourtFool.

AHh My Pony is SO CUTE!!

Silver Crusade

PonyLVR, wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
The One True Sebastian wrote:
Secretlyreplacedwith wrote:
I, of course, am all three. I am everything! The sooner you people realize how awesome I am, the happier we'll all be.
You will die imposter. The very brilliance of my being will burn you where you stand.
Brin it on noob! My magnificence will shatter you on the rocks of humiliation. Don't worry, however. When you're hospitalized in a vegetative state, I'll be sure to pay someone to wipe the drool from your chin and change your diaper occasionally.

If I ever retire, I want you to succeed me.

Also, I already won this battle, so it's pointless to continue it. Not only that, but in winning it, I also have the right to claim the "ugly" title from CourtFool.

AHh My Pony is SO CUTE!!

He'll look wonderful stuffed and mounted in my den.

Dark Archive

ahh ... you .... I never....

stomps off in a fit

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