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The heavens open with a the sound of angles singing. A grand chariot gilt with the glory of the divine, pulled by 2 score brace of celestial columbidae, led by a seraphim with sixteen wings and a hundred eyes descends to earth. Lights dim as the chariot gently slows to a halt, the angle speaks with a trio of mouths
and with voices like trumpets proclaims “Oi, someone call a cab.”. In the background the angles continue the chorus of “another one rides the bus”.
And then it is all ruined when a giant d20 smashes the chariot, and a booming voice is heard: "Yes! a 20!"
And then it is all ruined when a giant d20 smashes the chariot, and a booming voice is heard: "Yes! a 20!"
And then, "You idiot! That chariot mini was pricy! Now I'll have to glue it back together later! Your character suffers a horrible pain and dies.
"Hey! you can't do that!"
"First off. yes. I can. Second off, fine, I won't. Lets continue the adventure: three doors. which do you take?"
"Uh.. the first one."
"good. It's trapped. Reflex. Now."
"uh... 7?"
"Ye dead kid"
Beor slowly walks across the hall to the center
"Ahem", Beor clears his throat.
"All shall bow to me, or I will bring down upon you the Rise of the Boar. Submit or perish!"
Um.. were busy, come back later, please.
(for dinner :O)
I say .. Is there to be a pig roast after the play? What a splendid way to finish such a stirring story! Will there be potato salad and corn?
I say .. Is there to be a pig roast after the play? What a splendid way to finish such a stirring story! Will there be potato salad and corn?
Of course! Let's enjoy ourselves a bit before we resume killing each other.
Where's Hungry Jack, we need a meal!
Not touching what? ME? Is it my avatar? I oughtta... why I oughtta... grrr!
Not touching what? ME? Is it my avatar? I oughtta... why I oughtta... grrr!
It's official. Dretches are out of style.
Battle shall soon be resumed. 'Cause we're running out of roast beast.
Hey! Dretches are in style. I checked: 14 other users.
SSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
The ONE TRUE PIGEON of PAIZO has discovered the anit-pigeon resistance thread and he is not amused.
Your end is near. To all APR member, your goose is cooked, but not your squab.
Hey! Dretches are in style. I checked: 14 other users.What Pray-tell is a Dretch anywho?
Hmm.. a dretch is probably the coolest thing to ever live. Look under the 3.5E MM, under devils or demons, can't remember which. The dretch is the one that doesn't do much.
Dretches are just below rock on the abyss hierarchy, and they do as much.
Hey! Dretches are probably the best monster ever! I mean c'mon, we're one of the original minis!
Hey! I might cry
*Walks in, somewhat nervously*
*Takes scroll out of pack*
*Begins reading*
In response to the recent battle against the Paizomatrixes, and the involvement of both the Yugoloths' and Kobold Cleaver's forces in said battle, on the same side, and in remembrance of their previous alliance, Kobold Cleaver wishes to declare a truce with the Yugoloths, which shall agree to the return of the profile of Kobold Cleaver and cease all further fighting.
*After a while, a pigeon comes out*
*Takes out similar scroll*
*Begins reading*
In response to the message sent by Kobold Cleaver, Lord of the Lemmings, and brought to us by Jay Frogskin, Familiar of Kobold Cleaver, whom we have already identified, we accept, and the profile shall be returned shortly.