Official Taldan Garden Party Thread


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Brent wrote:


You too are welcome at our barbecue.

Cooking out of doors? How provincial...

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Finding a nice shady spot, Leonadis looks about the garden and sees many familiar faces, some he'd rather not see, then clears his throat, and with a bow in his best voice begins the "Ode to Sir Katliwick"... Which of course ends with his hero's death at the battle of Westgate!

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Guennarr wrote:


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Trey wrote:
Guennarr wrote:
(...) So Tandor's earthly analogue is the U.K.?

[PF 1850]

I was thinking there was a bit of the Byzantine in there, too.

Both analogues don't bode well for Taldor's chances of reacquiring their old position. ;)

Still as mentioned elsewhere: Certainly the most exclusive - aahhm fraction to choose.

Cheers,
Günther

EDIT P.S.
Maybe there is also a bit of ancient Greece in it - a lot of squabbling, tendencies of hedonism (at least in the later upper class) and such a rich heritage its descendants are still feeding on...
Taldor is definitely an interesting choice.

I got the feel of a mix of England and Renasaince Italy, but maybe that's my wishful thinking. Sort of 'In the Name of the Queen' crossed with a nice juicy vendetta. With showy Nobles to garner attention and the Mafia/Scarlet Pimpernel doing the work. Like White Feathers and Black Hand.

sidles up to Seebo Marnig (the host of this party)

"My lord may wish to steer his favored guests away from the spiced mushroom tarts. They're intended for that gendarme whose been harasing the upstairs maids again. He'll spend a few days in the jakes, which should give the girls a refreshing break. And put paid to the chances of his promotion."

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I'm feeling much better now. I would like some cake, please.
Is there a fountain. I really like fountains.


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As Leonadis looks around the party, he keeps an eye out for any un-escorted, or escorted by a soon to be passed out drunk date, Celaxian Girl. They are no fun for a long term thing but for tonight... (You know, lots of fire and spirit, but no substance...

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Sil pauses before Scranford long enough to pass him a glass of wine from her serving tray. Making eye contact, it is obvious that her facial features are clearly those of a Chelaxian lady, but her body is that of a halfling. "Drink sir?"

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This may not be garden party chit chat, but there are still some of us who believe our mighty empire can rise again! It will not be on the backs of the fops and nobles, but by returning to the old ways. Support the training of a mighty army and pay our respects to all the gods and we can once again bring the imperial peace to all peoples of this land!

(Klovanos looks around awkwardly)


In case no one has actually looked this up yet...this is the official sword of Taldor.

The

Falcata

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Sweet! I love that blade. I wonder if Museum Replicas has one. Hmm.

Edit: Yep. (I'd linky, but I'm not good with technology not made of wood.)

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Death to the oppressors! Long live the Revolution!

<sets off the infernal engine>

Signed:

Citizen of Galt

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Ha! Finally found the food. Was afraid that I would go hungry at this party.

*Grabs a tray of hors d'oeuvres and begins just eating them one by one.*

I guess these will do. Now, where did they hide the drinks?

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Sil, a halfling in servant's livery, appears to offer the brutish appearing man a goblet of wine from her tray. "Drink sir?"

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"There! Thank you miss." He take the goblet in one hand while holding the edge of the tray with the other.

Paizo Employee

What a nice little get together. Wonderful company indeed!

Paizo Employee

So, eh. When's dis match 'posed teh happen?

Ooh, yeah! Serving girl! Git me unna dem ales, or sumptin'.

Aside to another partygoer...
Ya tink dees Chels can fight? Seem like a bunch of posturin' ta me.
All hen, no cock, if ya follow.

Liberty's Edge

Sil scurries on padded bare feet to the side of the starngely accented man. She manages a half curtsey while balancing the tray of drinks on one hand, before finally offering him a goblet. "Your wine, m'lord."

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Russell Brown wrote:


It will not be easy, friends, but the wine is well aged, and the table is certainly set in our favor.

- Arregus Estanos Thaygurat, Minister of the Third Entropic Chamber and Bound Timekeeper of the Reformation.

Agreed in all particulars, my lord. Most excellently put. But I must ask *whispers loudly* who let all these sartorially challenged fellows in the door?

- Lord Siuol Atserga, Master Duelist to House Atserga

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Sil glances down at her simple servant's frock. 'How far I've fallen,' she thinks, as she raises her head and resumes serving drinks.

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Boony Cochran wrote:

Aside to another partygoer...

Ya tink dees Chels can fight? Seem like a bunch of posturin' ta me.
All hen, no c~!~, if ya follow.

While still chewing a bit food the half-orc responds, "Follow what?"

He then takes a swig of wine to wash down the remnants of the food before adding, "Either way, the Chels can certainly fight. I was brawling with them last week. At least I think they were Chels."

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Sil pauses for a moment, taking her time at clearing some soiled plates from a nearby table, hoping to catch a bit more of the conversation about recent conflict with Chelaxians.

Paizo Employee

Boony tips generously, upon the next pass of the serving girl.

'Ey, little lady, you forgot this the last time through.
Anyone give ya any trouble, git me. Ah'll sort it.

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"I was at the bar minding my own business, when men at the table decided to cause trouble for me. They kept on lobbing insults at me while I was having a bit of a drink"

"Normally, I just make an angry face at people who insult me and leave it at that, but they decided to insult my mother. I can't stand by when that happens."

"So it pops into my head that when people of importance was insult they would take their glove and slap the jerk with it. In this case though I felt this deserved more than a glove slap. So I just picked up a nearby table and swung it at his head."

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Sil pockets the coin and flashes a smile at the man, revealing an obviously Chelaxian face, an odd contrast to her halfling's body. With a word of "thanks," she starts to walk away, but then pauses for a moment to talk. "So, are you guys looking to get into it with some Chelaxians?"

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Turns to Krovak with mock surprise. "So, you just slapped him in the face with a table? Did he get up from that?"

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Lazy poetry,
Magic tricks,
2 poison arrows in yonder foes.
Cake please!

PS. I don't have the Guide yet. What is the Falcata's damage, weight, and price? A Taldan without his national blade?!?!?!

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Hrumph, party indeed. Whoever taught you to throw parties spent too much time listening to some foreigner's idea of what a proper party is. This is more like a casual gathering...party indeed.

You call this wine? Wine from outside our spectacular vineyards tastes more akin to dirty water than wine. It's probably closer to the taste of the feet of the Andoran's who's been stomping the grapes.

The cake looks like it was built by dirty peasant hands, I'd hate to even consider what it tastes like. Probably gritty with the sand from the Qadiran ship you bought it from.

You're lucky my parents aren't here, they'd laugh you out of town. If it weren't the only party in town, I'd not even embarrass myself with my presence.

*waives his hand haughty*

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"Oh yeah, he got up. Took him a minute though. His friends were up and fighting with me before he could get off the floor."

Krov has a broad grin while thinking about it. "Fun fight. Can't go to that bar anymore though. It doesn't matter much to me though. They watered down their ale."

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This has been pleasant. Who am I? Why I've been here for hours, haven't you noticed? I have that effect on people sometimes. Find me after a few more glasses of this wine and I'll recite the Ballad of Margral, Head Chef of the Second Army of Exploration. It's a short one - only about two hours if I hurry and skip the genealogies - quite suitable for parties.

I see Krovak suddenly looks interested - is that because there is food or armies involved? Perhaps a little of both.

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Arriving fashionably late, as all true Taldan do, Anastasius acquires a glass of wine and a pair of cucumber sandwiches from the passing halfling. Meandering about the garden, he carefully drops a cucumber sandwich into the infernal engine, causing it to splutter and grind to a halt when activated by the rotund Andoran. Small puffs of steam escape the device, which tips over and knocks into one of the Chelish "guests."

"Oh my. Dreadfully sorry about the cloak there--oil is such a bother to have removed. It was peculiar of that gentleman--of Andoran extraction, by the smell--to leave such an.. active objet d'art as a gift for our host.

I do believe it's left a divot in addition to the damage to your cloak, though perhaps it's for the best that you'll have to replace it. I should speak with the gentleman about some kind of cleaning bill. I think I saw him attempting to exeunt past the dueling door guards at the front. Artists. Never keen to stand the criticism."

He nibbles the second sandwich contentedly.

PF #1659 - Howdy. :)

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Arragus wrote:
I see Krovak suddenly looks interested - is that because there is food or armies involved? Perhaps a little of both.

"Well, I am running out of snacks on my plate. I'll just grab a few more to keep me filled while I listen to your story."

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Sil scurries towad Anastasius and Krovak bearing a platter full of yet more cucumber sandwiches. "Sandwiches, m'lords," she says casting a sideways glance at the now defunct infernal device. "I hope that man from Galt is not too sad about his fireworks."

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Anastasius Ormonde Blackcairn wrote:

He nibbles the second sandwich contentedly.

PF #1659 - Howdy. :)

Yori returns from assisting a guest (and summoning a healer) just in time to see the arrival of the young Lord Blackcairn. After watching the elegance with which the lordling acts, he manages to catch his eye, then bows with approval.

Howdy right back at you. PF #1728

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Yori o Ram wrote:
Yori returns from assisting a guest (and summoning a healer) just in time to see the arrival of the young Lord Blackcairn. After watching the elegance with which the lordling acts, he manages to catch his eye, then bows with approval.

Anastasius returns the bow, and sips from his wine, observing both the Taldan present and the interlopers.

Sczarni

Milosh Castille, Renown Varisian Dancer arrives wearing a number of Colorful Scarves draped around his body.

"Greetings all, we should have music and dancing, where are the drummers."

He bows to a few Chelaxians he recognizes and winks.

"Let's not bring our differences to this party." He swipes a drink holds it high.

"To the Pathfinders!"

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Sillitta Ederus wrote:

Sil scurries towad Anastasius and Krovak bearing a platter full of yet more cucumber sandwiches. "Sandwiches, m'lords," she says casting a sideways glance at the now defunct infernal device. "I hope that man from Galt is not too sad about his fireworks."

Krovak nudges Anastasius slightly with his elbow, "I think the nice lady brought sandwiches for you."

"Fireworks." He then stops and to think about something. "Why do you need a building to make fire?"

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Sil lifts the tray higher toward Anastasius, struggling slightly under its weight, silently urging him to help himself to a sandwich or two...and quickly.

OOC: I was purchasing equipment and realized just how little a halfling with a strength of 8 can carry.

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What ho? Pip, pip and all that rot, better to be fashionably late to this sort of thing then never to show at all I always say . . . Ah, I see we have some Cheliax, Qadira, and even Andoran persons in the crowd. How quint! How refreshing! Let them see how the better half lives and hopefully they'll bring a bit of civilization back to their otherwise dreadfully drab and dull cities . . .

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Sillitta Ederus wrote:
Sil lifts the tray higher toward Anastasius, struggling slightly under its weight, silently urging him to help himself to a sandwich or two...and quickly.

Krovak takes hold of Sil's tray. "I'll hang onto this while he's talking. I don't want you to waste your time waiting for him."

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Relieved of her burden, Sil sighs and takes a seat under the table at Krovak's feet. Tugging on the half-orc's pants, she whispers, "if you see any of the party's hosts, give me a nudge...don't want to get caught sitting down on the job you know. Oh, and please try not to hit anyone with this table, at least while I'm sitting here."

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"Sure. And don't worry about the table," mutters Krovak. He then motions to the tray in his hand. "If I feel it necessary, I'll just use the plate."

Paizo Employee

Leans close to the burly fella...
Eh! Aye's ain't the fastest dog, an' aye ain't tellin' ya how to paddle yer canoe, but...ah tink dat little ting coulda be a spy. Keep your lips right, 'round her. She's awfully eary, knowhuddamean?

winks

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Milosh Castille wrote:


He bows to a few Chelaxians he recognizes and winks.

"Let's not bring our differences to this party." He swipes a drink holds it high.

"To the Pathfinders!"

returns the bow

Cheers!

Now how about some cake?

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Lazaro wrote:
Milosh Castille wrote:


He bows to a few Chelaxians he recognizes and winks.

"Let's not bring our differences to this party." He swipes a drink holds it high.

"To the Pathfinders!"

returns the bow

Cheers!

Now how about some cake?

Whiskey?

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Angry at being called a spy, but absolutely incensed about being called eerie, Sil shoots to her oversized feet, striking her head on the table above in the progress. She emerges, rubbing her aching noggin, tears starting to well up in her eyes, and...just stares at Boony.

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Oh whiskey! Please and thank you.

Paizo Employee

Boony looks confused, shocked and amused all at the same time. With a smile and a wink he says...
Wot'cha doin' 'neath dere, little un?

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Lazaro wrote:
Oh whiskey! Please and thank you.

You do notice that we are the two most active agents of the empire, right?

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Not a very convincing liar, Sil stutters something about, "uh, I, uh, dropped...something...uh, a cucumber sandwich, yeah a cucumber sandwich. I was just down there picking it up. Didn't want to ruin any fine Taldoran shoes, you know..."

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nods

Someone has to do it. And personally I do not mind. When was the last time you really got to mingle with people.

I find all these people and their cultures highly amusing.

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Somewhat surprised by the sudden gathering about him, Anastasius smiles with aplomb despite the slightly shaking wineglass and plucks a couple of sandwiches from the tray now held by the half-orc.

"Why thank you, my good.. er, my good sir! Ah, the traditional cucumber sandwich. Takes me back to my youth in Cassomir, truly. These appear to have the tang of true Taldan cucumbers, as well. Our host spares no expense, despite the mangled guest list."

He turns to the boxer. "Of course she's a spy. We're all spies here, particularly those from places that have known the sweet taste of true nobility. If one wishes to try and match one's betters, what else but to spy on them? And one's betters must perforce spy on the lesser nations in return, lest they emulate too well and overturn the rightful order."

Grabbing a cloth from the table, he covers the top of the slowly cooling infernal machine, and rests his wineglass on it. The smile returns, briefly.

"If nothing else it provides diversion before the dancing."

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