Who Will Be Eaten First?!

[Andrew Turner]

Cthulhu Chick Tract

Absolutely hilarious.
Best. Tract. Ever.
;-)

[Shadowborn]

Ok, that's pretty funny. I suppose it might behoove someone to borrow it and further disseminate it amongst the masses, before that website gets hit with legal action as well.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Someone should post it on another site before it's too late.
Someone meaning not me of course.

[CourtFool]

Wait! A gorilla is my daddy?! I want to be eaten first!

[Callous Jack]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Someone should post it on another site before it's too late.

Someone meaning not me of course.

Lazy...

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

It's a parody of this tract.

[Crimson Jester]

that is the Greatest thing since sliced bread.

[Shadowborn]

It would be easier to work with if he hadn't posted each separate frame as an individual JPEG... *grumbles*

[Larry Lichman]

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

It's a parody of this tract.

Sports are the tool of the devil? This is almost funnier than the parody...

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Larry Lichman wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

It's a parody of this tract.

Sports are the tool of the devil? This is almost funnier than the parody...

I love how he quotes Milton and says it's Scripture.

[Crimson Jester]

Just from reading his tracts you can tell the man has never actually read the Bible.

[CourtFool]

Just from reading his tracts I wonder if he is literate.

[Andrew Turner]

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

I love how he quotes Milton and says it's Scripture.

I love how you picked up on that! Bravo! Literature is not dead, George Orwell!

[Aberzombie]

Sweet! Hey, maybe I could come up with something similar, only this would be about the inevitable rise of my zombie brethren.

We will bury you beneath the rotting carcass of our might! BEWARE!

[Kobold Catgirl]

Kill Heathy first!

[Aberzombie]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Kill Heathy first!

Speaking for us zombies, I think we'd prefer something a little more....scaly. Something that's small enough to be an appetizer, and fear-filled for that extra flavor.

[Crimson Jester]

Wouldn't a Zombie-Warwolf be some weird abomination???

While a zombie wouldn't get much nutrition from a Koblod's brain, or lack there of.

[Crimson Jester]

CourtFool wrote:

Just from reading his tracts I wonder if he is literate.

Well he knows his ABC's anyway. Maybe not much more though.

[CourtFool]

See Jack write. Write, Jack, write.

See Jack write ignorance and hate. Poor Jack.

[Aberzombie]

Crimson Jester wrote:

While a zombie wouldn't get much nutrition from a Koblod's brain, or lack there of.

Hmmm...you've got a point there.

[Callous Jack]

CourtFool wrote:

See Jack write. Write, Jack, write.

See Jack write ignorance and hate. Poor Jack.

Hey that hurts!

Is this because I called you an alpaca?
;-)

[CourtFool]

Callous Jack wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

See Jack write. Write, Jack, write.

See Jack write ignorance and hate. Poor Jack.

Hey that hurts!

Is this because I called you an alpaca?
;-)

If the pen fits…

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Andrew Turner wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

I love how he quotes Milton and says it's Scripture.

I love how you picked up on that! Bravo! Literature is not dead, George Orwell!

It might be. How do you know I'm not a computer program?

[Timitius]

Wow! It's great to rediscover that one again. I found that online back in 2002, and posted it in my lab.

Soooo many strange looks from people reading it..... ;D

I don't know where my copy went, so I am happy to see it again!