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I saw on another thread that the killing, maiming, and general humiliation of this (in)famous iconic has become a bit of a running joke in the D&D industry. I couldn't help but wonder how many interesting and amusing deaths or injuries this community could come up with, perhaps something that will inspire the industry artists...
ex: Regdar, hog-tied, apple in his mouth, still alive, eyes a-gog as a group of kobolds prepare for dinner.
You get the idea...
Raped by an Umpleby.
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What would be funny would be a team consisting of a male halfling, with a topknot, and a dark elf with a pair of curvy swords, being used as the 'Iconic Bantha Fodder' for illustrations involving traps, monster abilities or spell effects.
Have some picture in the MM of a Beholder disintegrating one of them and petrifying the other;
'A pair of adventurers fall to a beholder's deadly attacks!'
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Wow, seeing Drizzt getting killed multiple times would be cool...
Nah, Drizzt is much-beloved and that would be wrong. The twin-curvy-sword-Drow would be one of his unfortunate Madonna-wannabes, just as the topknot-Halfling wouldn't actually be Tasslehoff, but the equivalent of one of those kids who dressed up like Cyndi Lauper back in the 80s.
I had a Korvosa-style moment where I pictured him suspended above an alley, about two stories up, spread eagle with four chokers, each on a separate rooftop, grappling a limb and playing tug-of-war with him.
I saw on another thread that the killing, maiming, and general humiliation of this (in)famous iconic has become a bit of a running joke in the D&D industry. I couldn't help but wonder how many interesting and amusing deaths or injuries this community could come up with, perhaps something that will inspire the industry artists...
ex: Regdar, hog-tied, apple in his mouth, still alive, eyes a-gog as a group of kobolds prepare for dinner.
You get the idea...
*Munch munch munch*
I could come up with more ideas, but I'm in the middle of dinner.
Pinata for Hill Giants.
Mig-a-mug-tug with the Grauls & Kreegs?