Vive la Pettite Revolution!!!!!

[Heathansson]

Now, fellow Pettites! At those Loguarchists!!!
HUZZAH!

[Vattnisse]

Yay! For the Pett!

[Daemien Sidorov]

I like both.

[Heathansson]

cest imposible!!!

[Nameless]

Are we the Pettite bourgeoisie?

[Heathansson]

Hrmmmm...I hadn't even thunk of a manifesto or none of that.

[Daemien Sidorov]

Heathansson wrote:

cest imposible!!!

YOU DARE QUESTION ME?!

[Callous Jack]

Heathansson wrote:

cest imposible!!!

Does that make him Switzerland?

[Heathansson]

The Pope wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

cest imposible!!!

YOU DARE QUESTION ME?!

But the Loguarchy did bring us the Razor Coast...

[Vattnisse]

So it is the Pettite bourgeoisie versus the Lougenproletariat? Let the revolution begin!

[Eyebite]

You! You! and You!

You shall all be locked away in the Tower of Nick, until it is your day to meet with the Guilloguetine!

Off with your heads Pettite dogs!

[Nameless]

I've seen how these revolutions often go...

I swear, Loguenproletariat comrades, I've never been affiliated with the Pettite bourgeoisie! Solidarity, comrades, solidarity!

[Leafar the Lost]

Heathansson wrote:

Now, fellow Pettites! At those Loguarchists!!!

HUZZAH!

I have no idea what you are talking about, but how about...

http://heresabunnywithapancakeonitshead.com/

[David Jackson 60]

I am shocked this thread has not yet referenced "waiving private parts at your aunties" or "farting in your general direction".

[Richard Pett]

We have been silent for long enough!

Any institution which does not suppose the people good, and the magistrate corruptible, is evil.

Louge is evil!

Take the Louge!

Down with Louge!

Go on my children to storm the bastille of My Big Sisters Adventures -swarm upon his website - take it down!

Take it down I say!

[Sharoth]

Down with Pett! Up with Logue the Rogue!

[Richard Pett]

he has shown his support for the magistrate! Bring out the madame!

[Heathansson]

Aye, dragon, now when we give you the guillotine, I want you to wink your right eye three times if you're still alert when your head's in the basket.
THEN, sing us a little ditty.

[Sharoth]

Richard Pett wrote:

he has shown his support for the magistrate! Bring out the madame!

Bring it on, oh cruel writer! ~gets into my fighting stance~

[Sharoth]

Heathansson wrote:

Aye, dragon, now when we give you the guillotine, I want you to wink your right eye three times if you're still alert when your head's in the basket.

THEN, sing us a little ditty.

Give it your best shot, oh foul were-poodle! A yippy pup like you can't even hurt my ankles!

[Richard Pett]

To punish the oppressors of humanity is clemency; to forgive them is cruelty.

[Heathansson]

Turn him into a thessalcritcher! My guillotine's got an itchy trigger finger.

[Richard Pett]

CITIZEN HEATHY - THE PRISONER IS GUILTY AS CHARGED!

DO YOUR DUTY FOR THE REVOLUTION!

OFF WITH HIS HEAD!

[Heathansson]

Sharoth wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Aye, dragon, now when we give you the guillotine, I want you to wink your right eye three times if you're still alert when your head's in the basket.

THEN, sing us a little ditty.

Give it your best shot, oh foul were-poodle! A yippy pup like you can't even hurt my ankles!

Did you see Misery? This is called hobbling...

[Heathansson]

*SNICKER SNACK*

[Richard Pett]

ATTACK THE SINISTER SITE!

FORM BANNERS UNDER THE STILL WATERS BANNER OF GOODNESS!

[Sharoth]

Richard Pett wrote:

To punish the oppressors of humanity is clemency; to forgive them is cruelty.

Well, the demigod of evil writing demands retribution upon the degenerate followers of Pett!

[Richard Pett]

TAK

[Richard Pett]

Sharoth wrote:

Richard Pett wrote:

To punish the oppressors of humanity is clemency; to forgive them is cruelty.

Well, the demigod of evil writing demands retribution upon the degenerate followers of Pett!

BY HIS OWN WORDS IS HE CONDEMNED!

[Sharoth]

(~wistles in relief~ Saved by the bell. Time to go to work! ~grins wickedly~ Have fun, suckers!)

[Heathansson]

Sharoth wrote:

(~wistles in relief~ Saved by the bell. Time to go to work! ~grins wickedly~ Have fun, suckers!)

too easy

[Nameless]

Richard Pett wrote:

ATTACK THE SINISTER SITE!

FORM BANNERS UNDER THE STILL WATERS BANNER OF GOODNESS!

By attack, do you mean... attack with moneys? Because in that case, I've attacked with all I got!

[Heathansson]

We could drop pennies on them from great heights! Good idea.
You're Secretary of the Air Force, I tell's ya!

[Kirth Gersen]

Beware Isis, the Red Witch of the Logue-ia, all ye Creatures of Light and Darkness. Does Pett have a chicken's head?

[Heathansson]

Kirth Gersen wrote:

Beware Isis, the Red Witch of the Logue-ia, all ye Creatures of Light and Darkness. Does Pett have a chicken's head?

Yes. It whispers instructions.

I've seen it!

[Callous Jack]

Ooooh! Does he live in a house with chicken feet too?

[Heathansson]

No, I think that's Angelina Jolie.

[Callous Jack]

Whose side is she on?

[Aberzombie]

Vattnisse wrote:

So it is the Pettite bourgeoisie versus the Lougenproletariat? Let the revolution begin!

Looks like I'll have to go with Pett. G@%+&$n Logue commies.

[Heathansson]

Callous Jack wrote:

Whose side is she on?

Nobody's!!!

[Vattnisse]

Sharoth wrote:

(~wistles in relief~ Saved by the bell. Time to go to work! ~grins wickedly~ Have fun, suckers!)

I guess this proves that Sharoth really is Screech.

[Heathansson]

Heh heh....he'll screech allright when the tall knife does its cruel cruel cut.

[Heathansson]

HUZZAH!!!

[Aberzombie]

HAZZUH?

[Charles Evans 25]

Citizen Pett. I report that the dragon, Sharoth, was apparently caught in the chatroom last night and dispatched with a :chainsaw:, only it turned out to be only a simulacrum of the dragon, who is still out there. Alas, the last row of knitting (in the style popularised by the late Madame Defarge) will have to be undone.

[Vote for Pett or be eaten]

Graaaaa!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Huzzah!!!

[Callous Jack]

Is there a third-party candidate?