1:59 p.m. and 27 seconds.
Well, 26 and a half seconds, really.
I crafted four bad jokes for this special day in just over a minute:
Type 3.14 into your blackberry and enjoy your new fruit Pi.
It's not fool's gold, it's Pi, right? (Not enough pyrite jokes out there... I do what I can)
Ever had a menage a Pi? Grab two girls and a cat and go to town.
I was asked to play an inebriate in a play so I got contact lenses with 3.14 written across them. Wanted to look Pi-eyed.
Zank you, zir!
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Weird film, eh wot? Taught me how to use a power drill though.
Even years later, I can still recall that creepy soundtrack.