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[CourtFool]

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Chuck Norris says read this — or else

Kilroy has not been to Iraq but the actor Chuck Norris has. His tough-guy image and modest off-camera demeanor have made him a huge favorite among Marines.

Chuck Norris graffiti and Chuck Norris pictures are widespread. And this notice posted to the door of a sergeant's room:

"The Best Part of Waking Up Isn't Folgers in Your Cup, It's Knowing that Chuck Norris Didn't Kill You In Your Sleep."

— Tony Perry, in Al Asad, Iraq

[Sect]

Ah, I remember reading that in the Stars and Stripes, when Chuck went to Iraq a few months ago. Unfortunately, he didn't go to where I was.

[CourtFool]

Why not? I thought he could be everywhere at once…er…was that only roundhouse kick everyone at once?

[Heathansson]

CourtFool wrote:

Why not? I thought he could be everywhere at once…er…was that only roundhouse kick everyone at once?

Just like an electron in its shell.

Until Chuck kicks it.