Cars stopping all of a sudden in front of me in order to make a left turn against two lanes of oncoming traffic. They are the devil.
Backstabbing weasils
the smell of burning tar
players who start every fight with "This is it. We're going to die."
willful ignorance in intelligent friends
Stupid people--the ones who do dumb things.
And smart people who do dumb things.
Ok, just everyone who does dumb things.
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Don't get me f#&%ing started. I'm a cynical misanthrope at 21. I shudder to think how I'll be when I'm 61. If I live that long.
The news makes me mad. They don't report, they entertain. We aren't getting the truth.
Stupid people make me mad. The only problem is that they don't know they're stupid, so they can't help themselves.
Cub Scouts make me mad. The little f%!!ers.
People in general make me mad. Group mentality is worse than the herd.
Emo kids make me mad. You shouldn't have to pretend to be disenfranchised.
Politics make me mad. One step closer to 1984.
Censorship makes me mad. It causes blindness.
Anger makes me mad. Self-explanatory.
This is my final "f*&! you" to anyone and anything that has ever pissed me off, made me angry, or wasted my time.
Emo kids make me mad. You shouldn't have to pretend to be disenfranchised.
Modern day Shakespeare, my man. Seriously.
Director of Narrative
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With the car travel point mentioned at the start of this, I'd like to add:
There's a little stick poking out of the left side of your steering column. If you push it up, it let's people know you intend to steer your 2000 pound death machine to the right. If you push it down, (many times this maneuver is possible without even removing your hand from the steering wheel!), it let's people know you intend to steer your 2000 pound death machine to the left. We all appreciate knowing where you think you are and intend on going - even in parking lots.
I hate gnomes and kobolds and Kurtlemak and Bob the pizza man.
Police officers who watch a car run a red light and almost get into an accident and do nothing! (Just witnessed that one the other day. I mean, come on! Your a police officer!)
Manipulative people. Users, pushers of emotion.
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It would be a shorter list if I just listed what didn't make me mad.....
And THAT makes me mad.
But my biggest thing is people who find blame in others to cover up their own inability to be responsible.
EXAMPLES- A mother who doesn't watch their kid, the kid locks himself in an abandoned car trunk in the summer heat and dies.....Who does the mother blame? The police for not finding the kid quickly enough (she blames THAT on her race). Then she starts to sue for damages.
- A mother (again) that decides to just cross a busy 6 lane highway with her children in tow (1 and 4), instead of going 200ft down the road to the pedestrian overpass, and ends up with the oldest dead and the youngest critical. Come to find out she is an illegal alien on top of it. Great.
Here is another, but a political one. Pro-lifers and Pro-choicers who base the decision as to who should run the country souly on this one issue. I tend to see this as more of a pro-lifer thing but that is just my experience. It doesn't matter that our children die in a ridiculous war, or that 200,000ish innocents die in that war. It doesn't matter that the rest of the world thinks that we are A**holes and want to drag us through the muck. It doesn't matter that the economy is going to hell. Or about conserving natural resources. Strengthening our borders. Finding alternative energy sources.
Nope, none of that matters. The remotest possibility that some odd bit of legislature gets through that may impact a bunch of frozen embryos is much more important than any of that.
I would never support abortion in any manner but I also don't think it is MY decision to take from others.
Ageism, in both directions.
People around me who want to talk about politics, sex, or religion.
People that stand too close.
People that don’t know when to go away.
People that drive like douches, because they think their lives are more valuable than yours.
People who still think their lives are important after the blue line shows up on the pee stick.
Script kiddies.
Legislating stupidity.
Educational bias.
Purchasing injustice.
People who knock on my front door and wake up my son.
Not being able to beat those people to death.
Not having universal basic healthcare.
The futility of even suggesting a one-world government.
People with overpowering aromas, both good and bad.
People who smoke around little kids.
Married people with separate bank accounts.
Lack of quality real world candidates (surprise kids, only the rich grow up to be president).
Zero tolerance policies.
Generalizations about Americans from countries with populations the size of my city.
Copyright laws.
Broken voting machines and meaningless elections.
City parks no one can use.
Political correctness.
People that touch without asking.
The “pop-in.”
Airport parking.
Not wanting to fly because when you get there, you have to buy all the crap you couldn’t take, even after being “probed.”
Businesses that don’t have to give a crap about you because there are plenty more customers.
General lack of quality non-denominational charity organizations.
Lazy coworkers that no one will fire.
Work encroaching into the home.
Phone calls.
Scam artists, hackers, and swindlers.
Lack of quality apocalyptic cults.
Jury duty.
Ridiculous government handouts.
Angst riddled television programs.
Reality television.
Celebrity news.
Media bias.
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People who drive slowly in the passing lane.
Anyone who believes communism/socialism is a good thing.
Tieflings as a PC race.
The writer's strike ending my TV shows early.
Not having a team in the Superbowl that I can actually cheer for without wanting to bash my own head in with a very large hammer.
The speed with which government does very stupid things, and the crawling pace they use on stuff that needs to be done.
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Wizards of the Coast DI
Sylvester Stallone's career
Cocky bastards
Presumptuous rap music
Bad drivers
Worse urban planners
Pro baseball
Idiots
Chris Daughtry
The fact that Henry Rollins doesn't run for president
People who take credit for my work*
Scum and villainy
Politicians
*honestly, who would WANT to take credit for my work?
It doesn't matter that the rest of the world thinks that we are A**holes and want to drag us through the muck.
I did not realize we were in a popularity contest.
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It doesn't matter that the rest of the world thinks that we are A**holes and want to drag us through the muck.I did not realize we were in a popularity contest.
And look where that kind of thinking has gotten you... :-D
As for things that make me mad:
Religion.
Anyone who believes communism/socialism is the same thing. ;-)
Career politicians.
Warmer winters.
Depression.
And I'll echo Rhavin's "willful ignorance in intelligent friends" - but that's also tied to the religion point above.
And look where that kind of thinking has gotten you...
Point.
Original posters make me so mad that I could rip their chewy facemasks from their skulls with my teeth!
Who goes first like that?
Who does that?
Provokers of heady responses. It's just disgusting.
People who intentionally are mean....some folks seem to get a thrill from putting others down.
People who start threads about every tiny thing they hate.
People who who hate these folk.
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There's this one guy I know that, for some reason I don't know, I hang out with. I have hated this guy's guts for nearly a decade because he's a cocky, self-absorbed, racist bastard of the highest order. I have been waiting for the chance to pop this guy in the face for years.
This may sound exploitative, but I may have a chance at it. See, my girlfriend is from Mexico. If this m!*&!!!+#~+@ says anything about her, a cathartic and fulfilling tolchocking will ensue. Bets will be placed. Blood shall be spilt. I shall see something that's been playing in my head for a long time coming.
This makes me angry, both that this guy is a prick, and that I think things like this. F!+%.
Mexican chicks is hot.
Probably more of a rant, but whatever.
I've never met a single person in my life that I felt was smart enough or qualified enough to think for me. I wouldn't trust anyone (beyond maybe my folks, if I were in a coma) to make decisions about my life. So I turn a pretty jaundiced eye to celebrity endorsements for political figures of any stripe. I don't give a damn who Oprah or Chuck Norris are voting for, and they need to reevaluate who the hell they think they are if they want to try and influence my opinion on politics. If I don't want to see your show, why would I want to vote for your candidate or do anything else you make these heavy pronouncements about? Even if I was a fan, that's your decision, not mine. I'll vote for the person I like (or, more likely, vote against the person I hate) you do the same and we'll see who we end up with.
A bunch of idiots taunt a tiger at the zoo, it gets out of its enclosure and does what its instincts tell it to do: maul the f@@+ out of said idiots. And it's called a tragedy; I call it Darwinism briefly reasserting itself on humanity after being held at bay for a long time. Yeah, the zoo should have had heavier security measures but, gosh, maybe you shouldn't taunt an animal like that. Regardless of whether or not the thing is securely kept away from you, I think an animal that dangerous deserves a measure of respect. Save the taunting for the monkey house; at least those guys'll send it right back to you (with interest). Tigers can't take a joke.
The Simpsons movie did not meet my expectations and it really pisses me off. Smartest and funniest show to ever be produced for network television and the movie stinks. I don't think I laughed once.
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There's this one guy I know that, for some reason I don't know, I hang out with. I have hated this guy's guts for nearly a decade because he's a cocky, self-absorbed, racist bastard of the highest order. I have been waiting for the chance to pop this guy in the face for years.
This may sound exploitative, but I may have a chance at it. See, my girlfriend is from Mexico. If this motherf&*%er says anything about her, a cathartic and fulfilling tolchocking will ensue.....
My bet would be on just about anyone else vs. someone using "tolchocking" in their pre-fight tough-talk.....Just sayin'.
I'm sure it will be rousingly good show, especially with you all persnickity and whatnot. *snicker*
"Whot, whot?! Mr. Healer, I daresay you have the humours of a Torry and half the gumption! What say you to that, Yank?! Yes, I've got your number, you ill-tailored carpetbagger!"
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Why's that?Politics make me mad. One step closer to 1984.People comparing the modern world to "1984" makes me mad.
Multiple reasons. First off, it's used mostly in conjunction with the American government, and, really, though it has it's faults, I believe that they are not bad guys who are trying to control everybody's minds. Even if that was true, it's irritating that everyone thinks that humans are so weak willed as to allow this to happen (and if they are, then why don't the guys who are claiming that "everything is getting one step closer to 1984" DO SOMETHING about it, other than whine uselessly about it?). Plus, I'm technically a government employee, so I have some loyalties to it.
Second, it's a conspiracy theory, and I think that "xkcd" says it best; sometimes the hoofbeats belong to a horse, not a zebra.
Third, I hear it ALL THE F++$ING TIME, and it's really irritating.
It's really nothing against you, though: this just gave me an opening to vent.
Another thing I hate: laptop keyboards that are way too sensitive.
NINJA EDIT: I really don't want to continue talking about the whole 1984 deal: it will only lead to grief, and I just wanted an opportunity to vent. I'm cool with arguing about laptop computer keyboards, though.
Aha. Thank you for bringing another blood boiler to the surface, James:
Every time an animal attacks a person, they kill it. You do not kill animals for acting like...animals. Would you bash in the head of a baby for not acting like an adult? I didn't think so.
Another hackle raiser:
Scientists are not looking for intelligent life in the universe. They are looking for "us" in space. It's gone far beyond limiting the scope of the search for others and deep into hubris.
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Every time an animal attacks a person, they kill it. You do not kill animals for acting like...animals. Would you bash in the head of a baby for not acting like an adult? I didn't think so.
Your logic is flawed; you attest that A. Humans kill animals when they attack humans, B. Animals act like animals (when they attack humans), and C. Babies act like babies. Since A = B, and B = C, then you assume that C = D (Humans kill babies if they don't act like adults), which is just wrong.
I'd say that a better way to apply this is: Everytime an animal attacks a person, they kill it. Would you kill a man if he attack another person?
And the answer is... sometimes. But not usually, because it's not humane, and there you can apply your next comment.
Respectfully, I think your logic is the flawed one in this matter. You are comparing items of similar intellect and temperament, when the argument is:
If (theoretically) inferior (A) behaves in a manner unbecoming to superior (B), then (A) must be destroyed, when superior (B), should be correcting or even non-interfering with the development of (A).
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Respectfully, I think your logic is the flawed one in this matter. You are comparing items of similar intellect and temperament, when the argument is:
If (theoretically) inferior (A) behaves in a manner unbecoming to superior (B), then (A) must be destroyed, when superior (B), should be correcting or even non-interfering with the development of (A).
I understand your intent, but it's still ridiculous; the fully grown tiger who has experiences and instincts shouldn't be compared to a newborn who has no experiences or instincts. It's like saying that a banana and the number pi should be compared because they have nothing in common.
True, but by the second example, the two men, now having been found clearly in the wrong, should also be shot. Let's agree to disagree, before we become the subject of the "things that make us mad" post. ;)
Too late.
Because it really makes me mad when I have to read posts 2 or 3 times when I have a headache, and then I still don't understand them.
I say we feed the baby to the tiger, let the murderer shoot the tiger, then hang the man for killing an endangered species.
What? I say feed the tiger and the man to the baby and then arrest the child for killing an endangered species, poaching, and murder. Aargh! People with their logical and rational thoughts make me angry!
Just kidding.
Winter sucks ass.
So do self-righteous people.
What about just righteous people?
Coworkers having to choose between training their overseas replacements or losing their severance packages. I don't get mad that often - but this makes me mad.
Nothing says lawful evil like big business.
Coworkers having to choose between training their overseas replacements or losing their severance packages. I don't get mad that often - but this makes me mad.Nothing says lawful evil like big business.
Correction: Lawful Neutral.
Business does only what it must to survive. Maliciousness is counterproductive and unprofitable. While individual employees or executives of a business might be evil, the business itself must remain either neutral or (only somewhat less often) good lest it fail and die.
Coworkers having to choose between training their overseas replacements or losing their severance packages. I don't get mad that often - but this makes me mad.Nothing says lawful evil like big business.Correction: Lawful Neutral.
Business does only what it must to survive. Maliciousness is counterproductive and unprofitable. While individual employees or executives of a business might be evil, the business itself must remain either neutral or (only somewhat less often) good lest it fail and die.
True dat.
Although i don't think you need always be malicious to be evil. And I doubt that there are many BIG businesses that are good. Just some people in them.