A question for "The Jade"


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Hey Jade! If you happen to read this, I was wondering if I could ask you a couple of questions about selling a screenplay. I remember you posting somewhere that you had sold one, and I could use any help I could get. There is some interest in something my brother and I cooked up, but I really don't want to go in to the business process completely blind. If you could e-mail me at aarecording@hotmail.com it would be greatly appreciated. I totally understand if you are too busy to respond though.

Thanks
Hojas AKA Trent

Scarab Sages

Don't forget Jade's consultation 'fee' of 1 banana split with extra cherries.


fray wrote:
Don't forget Jade's consultation 'fee' of 1 banana split with extra cherries.

That's...not what he asked me for. Oh, God. He said he asked everyone to...to...

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James Keegan wrote:
fray wrote:
Don't forget Jade's consultation 'fee' of 1 banana split with extra cherries.
That's...not what he asked me for. Oh, God. He said he asked everyone to...to...

He got me too then, James. Now what am I going to do with all this pudding and these plastic flamingos?


Daigle wrote:
James Keegan wrote:
fray wrote:
Don't forget Jade's consultation 'fee' of 1 banana split with extra cherries.
That's...not what he asked me for. Oh, God. He said he asked everyone to...to...
He got me too then, James. Now what am I going to do with all this pudding and these plastic flamingos?

You know, after fact, I finally got a chance to look up the definition of "Greco-Roman Wresting" and I have to say, I have serious questions about his interpretation of the rules.

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Daigle wrote:
James Keegan wrote:
fray wrote:
Don't forget Jade's consultation 'fee' of 1 banana split with extra cherries.
That's...not what he asked me for. Oh, God. He said he asked everyone to...to...
He got me too then, James. Now what am I going to do with all this pudding and these plastic flamingos?

Jade said to plant them in your back yard.

Scarab Sages

Daigle wrote:
Now what am I going to do with all this pudding and these plastic flamingos?

Yew carn't have yerrr puddin' if yer derrrrn't EAT YERRR MEAT!!!!!

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

James Keegan wrote:
Daigle wrote:
James Keegan wrote:
fray wrote:
Don't forget Jade's consultation 'fee' of 1 banana split with extra cherries.
That's...not what he asked me for. Oh, God. He said he asked everyone to...to...
He got me too then, James. Now what am I going to do with all this pudding and these plastic flamingos?
You know, after fact, I finally got a chance to look up the definition of "Greco-Roman Wresting" and I have to say, I have serious questions about his interpretation of the rules.

Yeah, I think you're right now that I think of it. I never saw pictures of plastic kiddie pools glazed onto any of those old vases at the museum.

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Daigle wrote:
Yeah, I think you're right now that I think of it. I never saw pictures of plastic kiddie pools glazed onto any of those old vases at the museum.

That's because the Romans did all their pudding-wrestling in a Puddingtarium.

True story. I read it on Wikipedia.


Hojas wrote:

Hey Jade! If you happen to read this, I was wondering if I could ask you a couple of questions about selling a screenplay. I remember you posting somewhere that you had sold one, and I could use any help I could get. There is some interest in something my brother and I cooked up, but I really don't want to go in to the business process completely blind. If you could e-mail me at aarecording@hotmail.com it would be greatly appreciated. I totally understand if you are too busy to respond though.

Thanks
Hojas AKA Trent

Hey Trent,

I was only too busy to visit my favorite website for a few days, but certainly not too busy to offer you whatever help I can.

I now have your email. I'm rushing to get a book edit out the door over the next few days but I'll put something comprehensive together and we'll get you to Hollywood (where in the course of your first year you'll entertain a fling with a suicidal tranny starlet named Banzai, develop an addiction to huffing used foam shoe inserts and transform into a boorish wreck even Russel Crowe refuses to work with).

I'm assuming that you've got your screenplay(s) in hand and that you're solely looking for advice on how to sell your work. If you want to cover any other bases just let me know at ronebarton@gmail.com.

I'll be in touch soon.


Mike McArtor wrote:
Daigle wrote:
Yeah, I think you're right now that I think of it. I never saw pictures of plastic kiddie pools glazed onto any of those old vases at the museum.

That's because the Romans did all their pudding-wrestling in a Puddingtarium.

True story. I read it on Wikipedia.

Amber Scott had me going with the Wikipedia thing during our boardgame night at Indy.

She told me the glycerin in food was derived from crude oil. I told her, no, it wasn't. It was derived from natural oils and fats.

She argued, "I read it in wikipedia, and how could my peers be wrong?"

I got three words into righteous indignation before I realized she was pulling my leg. Not the hardest thing to do apparently.


And guys, what happened between us with the pudding and the flamingoes and the wrestling... that really meant something to me. Don't sully it by comparing notes in public. Each one of you was very special to me in your own way. Please take that away from the experience.

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