(Alright boys, girls, and other creatures. This is the start of a post recommended by our GM in the "evil" campaign. The GM's listings are under the title "It's Good to be Bad" and can be a place for humor and whatever else comes out of it. I kind of feel sorry for him as he has to put up with us and our attempts to cause him to die through laughter. Below I shall attempt to give a basic journal entry by the one he lists as "The dragon" in his initial posting. She has a name and it's Sandra Tepes, yes I know about the last name but it is from a character I have had for over 10 years, get over it. I have tried to keep it as clean as I can but the character has a bit of an...attitude that is hard to clean. I did not finish any curse words but instead put *'s where they need to be. if it needs to be changed I will put into the child safe version and everything in the ( ) is mostly out of character.)
(Adding this in after the initial part so maybe you have a little background. Sandra is the child born between Barbara and her side lover, and sometimes adventuring buddy (ok rare) a fang dragon who's name escapes me right now. He was able to turn into a human and hide what he was and through a few meetings and talking, and a bit of alcohol from an area our Gm has set for people immune to alcohol to get drunk, Sandra came along. She wasn't really the child that was ever suppost to show up and was pretty much treated as such, forcing her to get into trouble so her mother would pay attention. Well after to many she was shipped from Oerth to "earth" to a boarding school/military academy. She stayed for a while and found a way out coming back to try and adventure like her mother to try and show her who she is. Well she was caught and forced into the military for attitude adjustment and the building of character. Well it didn't do much other then piss her off and as soon as she got a chance she found a way to sneak back with some help, stole some money, and ended up starting her adventuring career so she would be out of the military, away from her mother, and just away from the BS she was going through. Really during all this she went from really wanting to impress her mother to down right hating her, though deep down she sort of wants to follow in her steps. Her mother sheltered her and the thought of riches entices her into performing acts of a non good nature. This leads her up until now, when "the Lawyer" or as she calls him Mr. Mindf*** comes in and shows he could possibly mess with people's minds and she has always heard horror stories about them. The Journal is mostly for her to keep track just incase. Geez, I type way to much at 2 in the morning......
GM updates.)
Alright, it's definatly time to start writing this crap down as this little group of misfits continue through the good lands, bah. This group is definatly not like the ones I grew up with, we have the cat dragon smash'em but not very good guy, the assassin who has the ego the size of the world, little miss undead princess, Daniel who I was glad to see again, mr. mindf***, and the demonic super slut. Oh joy, just the people I wanted to adventure with. Don't really worry about getting killed but I definatly see a list of people to kill coming to mind. Heh, should list it as I am at it just incase Mr. Mindf*** decides to do whatever he does and erase my memory.
1. The Egotistical guy who is really getting on my nerves. "Oh, I'm an assassin and I can kill whoever gets in my way". He's going to learn to shut his mouth when I shove my combat boots up his a**.
2. Super slut. I swear to whatever god is real I am going to skin her. She is getting on my nerves and is going to attract way to much attention to us. She even had the nerve to buy a slave to test new little techniques on and then whines like a baby when we tell her she can't bring it along. I will probably be wearing her skin before the end of this year.
3. Cat dragon wannabe sword swinger has decided to become quiet so I have lowered him on my list. Before his whole "I am super strong, nothing can take me out" was annoying and if he didn't stop I was going to ensure a slowly, painful death by troll insertion. Would have been fun to video and send back home as a snuff film. Heh, actually sounds like a plan.
4. undead princess. Yea, she acts like the spoiled brat of a royal family that needs to get laid. Seriously, she definatly needs to get laid and I don't care how, maybe it will unwind her. God I hate this woman but not as much as the rest of the clowns.
5. Mr Mindf***. This guy just creeps me out, he acts like one of those lawyers at my trial back when I dressed like a nun...heh..I still remember those. I would do it again if they didn't ban me from all of the churches within 100 miles of that place.
6. Daniel. Well can't say much about him other then he's cute and I have had a minor crush on him since we were kids. I don't think he figured it out then but I am getting the hint he is starting to do the puppy routine because he has started to like me. Not sure how to handle this, kind of go into a mushy lovey-dovey mode and make the rest of the people think I am getting soft or keep up the whole act.
That list should be good enough incase something happens. I can look back on this and see just who dies first if anything happens or if I get mad at them.
As a note, BUY MORE CIGARETTES AND KILL THE ONE STEALING THEM. Next time I open this journal I should see that and remember to go back to earth and buy more, also maybe pick up an ipod or gameboy for when the party does the whole "We not know what to do, we are very special people who can't make a f***ing decision". Heh, if only mom knew what I was doing she would so flip and its great to think about. Never understood why she kept sending me off when I would want to explore the word, first boarding school then forced military service. Well guess what mom, I am doing what I want, killing who I want, pillaging wherever I want to and YOU CAN'T STOP ME! You hear me you stupid f***ing b****! You can't keep me from going out and doing what I want and as payback for what you have done I hope you like the little hints I gave the pelor temples about you. Your little "secret" that will hopefully cause you problems, F*** you and everything you have ever stood for! I can't wait till Pelor shows up at your home and proceeds to show you what good you stupid vampires are! I hope he sends you to hell where you belong and traps you there forever! At least Ian, the one you told me to call dad, treats me right. He doesn't try to stop me from adventuring and even lets me borrow things from YOUR vault to keep me from getting killed, better then you ever did you stupid whore. I seriously hope you die and burn in hell for all eternity!
Sandra Tepes, daughter of Barbara Tepes, just incase I get Mindf***ed by the guy and have to relive the last few weeks.
Was brought up to me by the GM, as I am new to this board, that sometimes with these "journal" threads that it is probably a good idea to tell people they can put up any comments or thoughts they might have. So feel free to post, the others in the game will post when they stop being to lazy to type in a simple web address.
hmm ***ponder*** can evil groups work together toward a common goal; guess we will read and find out if this group is sucessful or self destructs.
Week 2 - Wannabe raiders
Well the employer wants us to raid some goody goody's tomb and get some strange pyramid thing. Unfortunatly he hasn't decided that half of the people in our little misfit crew deserves the death penalty for lack of thinking. The only good news is the disapearance of the undead princess. Was doing good, traveling on foot to the next town till dad decided that someone he trusts needs to join the crew and lo and behold, she's a princess and has this somewhat valley girl attitude that is going to allow me to work on my surgical skills.
Anyway, little happened on the way there other then running into some guards that were roaming between the two towns who looked like they thought they were important. Ignored them, not worth having to clean the armor or listening to the constant complaining of the others who might chip a nail or some other minor injury. Got to the tomb, did some digging for a few hours and made our way in. Oh comes the favorite part of overcomplicated goody goody's who think they are smart, the door has a riddle. The assassin, thinking he's all smart or some s@@$, turns the dial on the door and we end up getting attacked by some constructs that caused some wounds not even my underling could heal. Crap, I need to include him so I don't kill him if Mindf*** erases my memory. Grutok is how name, kobold is his race, must not kill him. He's somewhat kept to himself and seems proud to follow us around and he has shown to be a hundred times more useful then half the people in the party. Anyway, off topic, after we dispatched them we moved into the tomb, fought some giant metal snakes that like eating mages and weak people. Finished off the snakes with little effort and moved down, at this time the others are complaining of muscle cramps from a poison or some crap. We decided to move forward and tell them to shut up and came up to a room with ALOT of pillars and found out that ever 3 seconds fire goes one direction down them. All go straight down and then goes the other way. It's like a really bad movie design put into use and, with little suprise, 2 more construct golem things which we were able to dispatch quickly. Heh, they cast a spell on the two that whine the most, probably didn't want them to whine them to death, and decided to try and attack us. Dispatched them but some of us took damage that is causing alot of bleeding so we decided to step back, rest a few days, let our healer friend get his spells back, and then push forward. Tomorrow starts the new week and it should be interesting. Looking forward to the LOOT!!!
Week 3 - Trip to town
God it's good to be out of that tomb, evertything went well except for the death of that assassin. What makes it a shame is I didn't get a chance to do it, I wanted to kill him dammit. Oh well, we got the pyramid after some hard fights, first a hydra, then an angel, we got the item and left quickly. During this time I have started to realize one thing, outside the assassin that succubus has yet to threaten me or attack me in any way. Maybe I judged her a bit to harsh but will find out in the next few weeks if/when she screws up and gets us all in trouble. Our lawyer was able to get us more money and a future pay increase with our employer which is good, I was able to help a little by giving him company that day. he seems to appreciate someone other then the scum he has with him being around, almost calms him. He isn't that bad of a guy but his tendencies to do some really bad deeds kind of makes me wonder if he was to get married if he wouldn't eventually get his wife killed. Anyway time to head to mom's home to pick up some supplies like that Ipod I have long needed and hell, maybe pick up a tattoo or two or a higher quality sword. Remember, need to see about higher quality swords, really need a high quality sword, this old one just isn't cutting it anymore.
Journal Week 4 - In town and on our own
Well these last few months have been busy, no time to really put anything in this book. I realy need to remember to do this just incase. Got my Ipod, Solar recharge pack, new perfume, and even got a new bit that helps with the sense of smell and make people like me more and trust me more. Should go a long way to make sure nothing bad ever happens. Got back and met up with the group and met an odd person. Priest of some god of death or something, a necro freak in a robe. He got us for a mission to take out a few blink dogs, found out they are some good big dogs that have been causing with a reason, or that is what I thought. These dogs were trying to save people who were being brought into town to sell as slaves, can't have that. Was able to keep the group from killing them, not before they killed the were kat half dragon wannabe fighter definate wannabe caster guy. He definatly won't be missed, just dead weight and always complained. Was able to convince one to meet me that night after everyone was asleep and allowed me to vent, let out what was troubling me, and let me hug and scratch his head. I don't think they like being treated like dogs, not to mention they are really big dogs which I hear isn't normal. Right now wanting to maybe have them stay around and save them while still completing the mission we were sent on. This won't be easy but should prove to be enough of a challenge to keep me busy for a while.
(People are still allowed to post, don't be shy. I like to hear opinions or maybe suggestions. Decided to somewhat go in another direction with the character, less evil but more neutral as if her conscience is bothering her now.)
Week 5 - getting out of town
Alright, I am getting tired of the people around me. They have decided to just go stupid and attack and try to kill eachother. Only me, the succubus, and Daniel left before everything really went down, the lawyer left with no idea where. Have started to travel north and the succubus has been coming and going, Daniel is sometimes seen, and don't know if either are going stay and go north with me, wouldn't mind a traveling companion. I hear that Zim is north, that mage and I always seemed to get along pretty well, and hope whoever he joined up with accept me and not act to bad to my...less then honerable tendencies. Just hope I have the supplies to make it up there without losing a limb. We shall see!