| wizard |
Grimcleaver wrote:
You guys win the studly award if when the aforementioned hotties show up you look at them, shrug and go "Sorry ladies, it's game night." and then close the door on them.
um.. that would not warrent the STUDLY AWARD(tm), but another cool award called the DORK AWARD(tm). Which is still highly sought after and worthy of praise. It is easy for gamers to confuse the two, but there are important differences for good reasons.
Rock on..
| Evilturnip |
I swear this pickup line works every time.
"Hey baby. Ever do the nasty with a dwarf?"
For the discerning geek girl, you may need something a little more sophisticated, though.
"Your daddy must have been a 1st edition Thief, because he stole the shards of Siberrys from the Eberron sky to sparkle in your eyes."
That proves you've got old school cred, but you are hip and ironic enough not to be as old as her dad.