Joyful post as poster kills wabbit.
Daring post using the word Smurf.
Other joyful post at getting 951st post.
Worried post that Postmonster will eat 951st post and give said space to Charles Evans.
Post inquiring if Kobold Cleaver noticed the post on the previous page regarding conspiracy theories about the 1000th post?
Post saying that poster did, indeed, see it but disbelieves it.
Post stating that fellow posters had better not be in a conspiracy to insult poster of 951st post as soon as he leaves.
Post stating that previous statement was made because poster is leaving.
Post telling fellow readers that poster is bored and wants others to get back to insulting him.
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Deliberate provocation.
Observation that at this rate, the server hosting this forum will soon run out of the most common punctuation mark, and users will be reduced to using semicolons or composing posts in the style of Twentieth Century poets.
Observation that at this rate, the server hosting this forum will soon run out of the most common punctuation mark, and users will be reduced to using semicolons or composing posts in the style of Twentieth Century poets.
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Post testing previous post.
Hostile refutation.
Assertion of compliance.
Pointing of fingers.
Post from an irate scientist assuming that people who don't agree with his scientific opinions (specifically those falling outside his area of expertise) know absolutely nothing--arrogantly expressed in all caps.
Only later is it revealed that he is a pachydermal fecesologist.
Snide remark that the poster above meant coprologist.
Smug statement.
Base-covering explanation that poster knew the word coprologist but considered it not as worthy because anything someone has to go look up is not as funny as a made up word that gets the point across immediately.
(Poster suddenly slaps head, in private, realizing that scatologist would have satisfied all requirements of word legitimacy and gettable humor. Pulls out his holy whip beads and slaps his bare back until the coming welts lead the way to redemption. All this torture and self loathing because of one failed Dumbosh!te joke.)
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(Poster suddenly slaps head, in private, realizing that scatologist would have satisfied all requirements of word legitimacy and gettable humor. Pulls out his holy whip beads and slaps his bare back until the coming welts lead the way to redemption. All this torture and self loathing because of one failed Dumbosh!te joke.)
Reply hijacking poster's intended meaning, and warping it to my own ends.
Reply hijacking poster's intended meaning, and warping it to my own ends.
Poster offers money to see a Jpeg of Heathansson's own warped ends.
Post which mentions that 1969 was a notable year, with examples given. Counterfactual rumination on an alternate timeline where Bobby lived.
Psychedelia in-joke.
Lyric from a track by a folk singer with a notoriously nasal voice.
Claim.
Advertisement for cheap Goth slaves.
Post which reminds others that there are 29 posts left til 1000th post and that poster has laid claim to it.
Post which reminds others that there are 28 posts left til 1000th post and that poster has laid claim to it.
27...now 26...
Post which contains a number.
Post which contains a number, which is one greater than the previous post.
[i][/i]
Post which in suggesting the poster's deficits, actually sneaks in a compliment to self. The backwards brag.
(Thank you 30 rock!)
Poster offers money to see a Jpeg of Heathansson's own warped ends.Poster offering money not to see Heathansson's own warped ends.
Post offering money to make Callous Jack see Heathansson's own warped ends.
Post which in suggesting the poster's deficits, actually sneaks in a compliment to self. The backwards brag.
(Thank you 30 rock!)
Insecure post self-correcting earlier post. In this case, backdoor brag rather than backwards brag.
Statement that 100th post is now only 18 posts away.
Senior Software Developer
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Post which points out that there are varying definitions of the numbers of posts in a thread, and that this thread currently can be counted to have 920, 980 or 983 posts.
Additional pondering as to how one might actually know when the anticipated decimal milestone has actually been passed.
Post expressing opinion that the last post on this page after page 21 begins is 1000.
Post reminding readers that there are only 15 posts til the 1000th post, and that poster is going to get it.
Post pointing out that 13 (the # of posts before 1000, before this post) is known as a 'baker's dozen' and adding that this poster likes donuts.
pure filler.
Description of my cat.
Narrative stream about cat's activities.
Cute story about cat, that is of interest only to cat lovers.
Question about the proportion of readers who prefer felines to canines.
Absurd generalisation about 'cat people' and dog 'people'
Claim that cat people are smarter.
Quote of De Niro in 'meet the parents'
Stern reminder to "keep it generic"
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Description of my cat.
Narrative stream about cat's activities.
Cute story about cat, that is of interest only to cat lovers.
Question about the proportion of readers who prefer felines to canines.
Absurd generalisation about 'cat people' and dog 'people'
Claim that cat people are smarter.
Quote of De Niro in 'meet the parents'
Blanket statement about the evils of cats.
Dead cat joke.
Polite reminder to everyone to leave the thousandth post for Kobold Cleaver.
Excited post secretly made to speed up the coming of the 1000th post, which is only 2 posts away.
Post with number 1 in it.
Post made while killing s^^rfs.