I think that as soon as Sharoth is back for good, we can truly return to this thread. Until then, I'll see what i can do...
(Dun dun DUN!!!)
I don't know about that picture Heathansson. Dead dragon I understand, but the victor of that combat looks likely to have it in for the single-eyebrow set.
Little punks. heh heh......
Hmph. Grumble grumble grumble...
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...and now for something completely different...
I'm a were-poodle and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.Chorus:
He's a were-poodle and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I mark my trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the vet.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
Mounties:
He marks his trees, he eats his lunch
He goes to the Vet.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.
Chorus:
He's a were-poodle and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I pee on trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
Mounties:
He pees on trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!
Chorus:
He's a were-poodle and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!
Mounties:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels?!
Suspenders...and a bra?!...
Just the were-poodle:
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!
...and now for something completely different...I'm a were-poodle and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.Chorus:
He's a were-poodle and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.I mark my trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the vet.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for teaMounties:
He marks his trees, he eats his lunch
He goes to the Vet.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.Chorus:
He's a were-poodle and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.I pee on trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
Mounties:
He pees on trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!Chorus:
He's a were-poodle and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!Mounties:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels?!
Suspenders...and a bra?!...Just the were-poodle:
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!
Hey! This parrot's dead!
No, it's alive. See, it's standing up!But it's nailed to the perch!
Welll...I never wanted to be a pet store owner...I always wnated to be...a LUMBERJACK!
Blah blah blah...
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: Dear Sir, I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of the last skit as strongly as I. As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we now have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Yours etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.
You guys are very weird...by the way, I'm nearing 800 posts...right now I have 770.
EDIT: Wow! This is too freaky! Now I have 771! Yikes! And right after I post it, too!
Actually, no, I still only have 770. Weird...
Must be some bug 'cause i still see nothing...
Noooooooo!!! Must...keep...thread...from...going...to...bottom...
Only one more and I'm at 900!
KC, gratz on reaching 900. Now please be quiet. Us old farts like our peace and quiet.
~grins~
So much for your peace and quiet.
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Blaaaarrrrph
~leaves some presents for Heathy and KC~ Enjoy! ~runs away real quick as I hear the clock start~
*Eats 'present', blows up, comes back as dumb dragon forgets to destroy phylactery and sues Sharoth millions of dollars for murdering a 'helpless undead*
*Gets really, really rich*
I now see that this thread's time has passed. However, I will prevail!!! I will make certain it never gos into the 'Archives', and one day, perhaps it's time will come once more!!! Bwahahaha!!!!
Only one more and I'm at 900!
Oh yeah, and I made it to 1,000.
...78 other users have selected this avatar...
This gets me to thinking:
What???!!! Other folk have my image???!!! I need to change my avatar!!!
But...there isn't any other...
*Wails in sadness*
Why are there only two kobold avatars???
Oh well. Sieze the day! Kill da wabbit!
This thread keeps going to the bottom. It is getting annoying.
No not as nearly...BREE YARK!!!
Silence, you irritating inefficient doppleganger!
...who can't spell 'Kobold Cleaver'.
Kill da wabbit!
Heathansson, I'm cross-pollinating the Conan thread. How would the Cimmerian fare against a terrible monster? Like say a huge silver dragon?
Heathansson, I'm cross-pollinating the Conan thread. How would the Cimmerian fare against a terrible monster? Like say a huge silver dragon?
~smirks~ Conan would LOOSE!!!
On the other hand, Conan would easily defeat a Were-Poodle.
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Heathansson, I'm cross-pollinating the Conan thread. How would the Cimmerian fare against a terrible monster? Like say a huge silver dragon?~smirks~ Conan would LOOSE!!!
Conan would "loose" a can of Hyborian steel wupass on said dragon.
The dragon would "lose" everything it held dear....fake eyelashes, home perm kit, polyester jumpsuit, Streisand album collection...
"What kind of fool....tears it apart....leaving me pain and sorrow?
Losing you now....wondering why....where will I be tomorrow?"
Heathansson, I'm cross-pollinating the Conan thread. How would the Cimmerian fare against a terrible monster? Like say a huge silver dragon?~smirks~ Conan would LOOSE!!!Conan would "loose" a can of Hyborian steel wupass on said dragon.
The dragon would "lose" everything it held dear....
fake eyelashes, home perm kit, polyester jumpsuit, Streisand album collection...
"What kind of fool....tears it apart....leaving me pain and sorrow?
Losing you now....wondering why....where will I be tomorrow?"
~shocked look~ What? You think I am stupid Heathy? I would never let him close enough to let him try to run me through with his sword. Breath weapons can be very useful sometimes.
Besides, I would hate for my scales to be scratched by a sword. It takes forever to buff out those nicks.
That there gecko is crazy. See, he still think he dragon! Obviously, thereal was talkin' 'bout me. I look a lot like a silver dragon, see. And I would win the fight! So there!
Dope!!! I went to bed too soon Friday.
That was awesome--Sharoth's name on the "strangest characters" thread.
How fitting.
What?! Where is that? Is my name on it?
What?! Where is that? Is my name on it?That was awesome--Sharoth's name on the "strangest characters" thread.
How fitting.
I want my name on that thread! Where is it?
This'll show that gecko jerk...
~laughter~ Gecko?
Ice gecko.
~WEG~ So I am a giant Silver Ice "Gecko". What are you going to do about it, Mr. Wet, Stinky Chicken Poodle?